A.N. A#1 is in California while I'm writing this, so we'll probably edit this more when she returns.
The Mysterious Visitor...
"Well if it isn't Potter and his groupies..." a cold drawl shattered the comfortable silence. They turned around and saw...
"Malfoy?" (A.N. sorry it's so predictable) Ginny finally exclaimed. "Why are you here?"
Malfoy turned a bit pinker than his usual shade of white. "Pansy and I...were coming here... to be alone." Malfoy ground out.
"Alone!" Neville exclaimed innocently while chewing a nt. "Why would you want to be alone with a girl?" He started choking on the nut.
"If you don't know, we definitely won't tell you." Ron said whamming Neville on the back. Neville spit the nut on to Harry.
"What are you doing here, may I ask?" Malfoy sneered.
"We wanted to get away from the other Griffindor partiers, they were waaay too loud, and the party was getting out of hand." Hermione said.
"Ah, I see, well we walked all this way and we aren't going to turn around and walk all the way back to the quilt of Mer- I mean our common room just because your playing some stupid little game, what is it? Truth or dare, how fun," he turned and called over his shoulder. "Pansy, sweet cakes, do you want to play truth or dare? You don't? You can leave then. What, you don't want to leave? Well come in and play then."
Malfoy and Pansy walked into the room, grabbed cushions and sat down.
"Well before we were interrupted," Harry said glaring at Malfoy and Pansy, "I believe it was my turn to ask someone. Malfoy, truth or dare?"
"Dare," Malfoy said while glancing at Pansy to see if she was impressed. By the looks of it she wasn't.
Harry turned to Ron who whispered something in his ear. Evil grins appeared on their faces.
"Ok, Malfoy, you have to shave your legs."
"What?!" Malfoy shrieked/ "That's a totally girly thing to do, I've grown attached to my leg hair, see that one's Bob, and that's Bernie, that one's Draco Jr., and that one's Jr. Draco Jr., and I can't get rid of Samuel!"
"Just do it!" Ron exploded. "Or, suffer the consequence."
"What's the consequence?" Malfoy asked.
"Ever heard of the Lumber-Jack challenge? (A.N. Sorry, I was watching them today, it's pretty funny)" Harry asked.
"No," Malfoy said nervously.
"It's when a whole bunch of teams have to chop wood, and throw axes and saw wood, they also have to climb a tall wooden pole and hack at them. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?" Harry said.
"Ok, I'll do that tomorrow." Malfoy decided.
"You'll have to do that, except you'll have to do it wearing a Speedo (A.N. Today on the men's diving finals The Neck (a.k.a. Halm from Australia) and he was wearing a plumber speedo, like plumber pants. It was SO sick. Not as bad as Kevin though...)." Harry said.
"Ew!" Ginny exclaimed. "Just shave your legs; I couldn't stand seeing you in a speedo."
"Ok! I'll do it, where's the shaver?"
Pansy retrieved a pink Venus divine from the shelf.
"Malfoy rolled up his pant legs and applied strawberry scented shaving cream to it. "Goodbye Bob, and Bernie, and Draco Jr., and Samuel, and..." Malfoy continued saying farewell to his leg hair, and he finally was finished. There was also a huge pile of hair beside him.
"Dobby!" Harry yelled. Everyone looked at him like he was nuts but then dobby appeared and cleaned up Malfoy's mess, so they didn't think he was so mad anymore.
"You better be happy now," Malfoy said while he glowered at Harry. "Now, for my revenge, Ron (you can't to the person who dared you so Ron was just as good) truth or dare?"
Ron didn't want to shave his legs or something equally as gross so he decided on truth.
"Ok...have you ever written a letter to someone on scented paper, and if you have, who and what scent?" Malfoy cackled.
"Well it was to Snape-but only because of another dare!" Ron said defending himself.
"You haven't even played truth or dare before Ron!" Ginny cut in.
"Uh ya I have at...Max's 10th birthday party." Ron said.
"You didn't even know Snape then!" Ginny shrieked.
"But I heard Fred and George, Bill, Charlie and Percy talking about him!"
"Max went to Durmstrang! He didn't even know Snape, and I doubt you dared yourself!"
"Ronnie and Snape, sitting in a tree..." Malfoy sang.
"Shut it!" Ron yelled and shoved his sock in Malfoy's open mouth.
"Ew!" Malfoy shrieked. "Your sock is so gross, I can't believe it!"
"Pansy, truth or dare?" Ron gasped in between laughing.
"Dare," Pansy announced.
"Tomorrow, you have to act like you're in love with Snape!" Ron shouted gleefully then drank more butterbeer.
"Like that'll be hard for her," Hermione snickered.
"Fine, done!" Pansy said while trying to sound like she didn't like to do this. It worked for the 'fine' but she shrieked out 'done' with the voice only someone in love could make.
Pansy's POV
Yes! I finally get to express my feelings for Severus, and if anyone asks, it's all a dare, too bad this can't go on for weeks...
Normal POV
"Heh heh, good one Ron," Neville complimented.
"No prob., just call me #1 Dare Champion." Ron boasted.
A.N. This chapter is way too long. I'll make a new chapter.