CHAPTER 2

Harry and Hermione made their way out of the Good Charlotte concert as the guys had given up and decided to let Shannon and Guy continue, they were now singing 'You're the voice' (or whatever it is called) by John Farhnam. They had to go visit Dumbledores gorgeous (authors blush) granddaughters and had some stuff to give from him.

"So what was up with those hot guys back there?" Hermione asked as they made there way out.

"Is every guy hot to you?" Harry asked her exasperated.

"Ohhhhh jealousy, interesting." Hermione replied with a smirk.

Harry rolled his eyes, "As if Hermione."

"Sure, sure, that is jealousy if I've seen jealousy before and if there was a jealousy competition where the most jealous person with an expression of jealousy on their face won the most jealous person award you would be the jealous person who'd take it home!" Hermione finished, a bit out of breath and confused about what the hell she just said.

"Ummm, okay?" Harry replied, looking incredibly confused.

Meanwhile Hermione been looking around and noticing just how many people were staring at Harry. Forget Harry being jealous, Hermione was miles ahead! She was about to yell at one girl who was looking Harry up and down when she saw another girl wink at him.

"What the hell are you winking at?" Hermione yelled at her, watching as the expression of the girls face changed to one of horror, and she started to walk a lot faster.

"Who's jealous now?" Harry asked with a grin.

"Shut up," Hermione told him, but kissed him anyway.

Draco made a sound of disgust as he watched Harry and Hermione kiss, pulling out his wand he aimed towards them and started to whisper a curse, before he fell to the side as someone's body weight was pushed against him.

"What the f-?" Draco started before turning to find Agent Vaughn standing up, holding Draco's wand and examining it closely.

"Ha! See Syd, I told you something was wrong, what the hell am I holding?!" Vaughn said, staring at the wand in disbelief.

"Ummm," Sydney started, wondering if it was a trick question, "a stick?"

"That's what I thought, ummm why am I holding a stick?" Vaughn asked no one in particular. He turned to Draco, "A stick?"

"Uhhhh," Draco said nervously, playing with the bottom of his top, "Yes, that's exactly what it is, a stick! I love sticks, aren't they just the best invention ever?"

"They weren't invented, they're from trees, they're part of nature, they grew, from the ground. They weren't invented," Sydney replied, in a 'duh' tone of voice.

"Yeah, the ground, that's right, handy thing that is, being the ground and all," Draco continued, nodding and trying to be as convincing as possible.

"Uh, hello, it's a stick, I've heard of guns, grenades, machete's, knives, hot women in leather with whips, acid, rope, deadly needles, poisonous snakes, deadly spid- Ow! What the hell was that for!?"

Sydney glared at him, still holding the stick she had just hit him over the head with. "Hot women in leather with whips?"

"Uh, meaning you of course....hot....in leather....just give me the stick!" he said, snatching it off of her.

"Hey a stick," Seth Cohen stated, looking amazingly at the stick, "sorry man," he continued, whispering to Vaughn, "but I need a break. Hey Summer, look, a stick!"

"Hey cool! They have them in Australia too! How totally cool is that?" Summer said, excited as she took the stick from Seth. "Hey, they're prettier here, they're very...stick-like."

"Yes, they're stick-like, most sticks are," Seth said, smiling at her.

"Uh, can I have my stick back please?" Draco asked.

"Why? It's a goddamn stick! Why the hell do you want a stick? Why were holding it to begin with?" Vaughn asked, perplexed at the thought of using a stick as a weapon.

"I told you, I like sticks....just give the me the bloody thing back!" Draco demanded, trying to take it from him but unable to do so since Vaughn held it above his head, and he was taller.

"You want your stick, you can have your stick, go fetch!" Vaughn said, throwing the stick as far as he could.

"Oh, mother fu-" he started, running off to get his wand back before someone stepped on it.

"A stick?" Vaughn asked, looking over at Sydney who only shrugged in reply. "Boody English," he muttered, continuing to walk down the street.

"Gotta love sticks," Seth said, watching as Draco found his wand and kissed it.

"Oi, Cohen, come on, shops don't stay open forever!" Summer complained, tugging at his shirt and pulling him along.

"You mean there's more?!" Seth asked, looking at her in mock-horror.

"You're a funny man Cohen, lame, but funny," Summer said sarcastically, kissing him quickly.

"Why thank you," Seth replied, walking into the next shop with her.

"Samantha! Will you stop flashing the bloody pen!" Corinna said annoyed as the blonde haired girl skipped along merrily, enjoying the sight of the pretty colours flashing in the pen.

"But it's pretty! I like flashy pens! They're cool," Sam replied, staring at Corinna's pen in admiration.

"Yes, Sam, we know that the pen is cool, you do remember who's pen it is, don't you?" Corinna asked, trying to nicely remind Sam that it was in fact her pen, not Samantha's. "I should never have shown you that thing."

"But I would have missed out on so much! My life would be incomplete without a flashy pen!" Sam said, looking at Corinna in shock.

"Ughh, whatever, come on we have to find Harry for Great great great great great great great great great great great great great...hang on how many was that? Whatever Granddad, remember?" Corinna asked

"Twenty-nine!" Sam exclaimed proudly

"What?"

"That's how many greats there are! Twenty-nine greats!"

"No there aren't! He's not that bloody old!"

"I believe he is," Sam continued confidently.

"I believe he isn't," Corinna replied in the same tone, "Whatever, we have to hurry up."

"What what?" Sam asked.

"What?" Corinna asked in confusion.

"What what?"

"What the hell are you on?" Corinna asked impatiently.

"That's for me to know and you not to find out," Sam said confidently.

"A stick?!" Vaughn said, once again, in disbelief.

"Sweetie, I love you, I really do, but if you don't shut up about the bloody stick I will punch you," Sydney told Vaughn sternly.

"Why are so many people talking about sticks?" Hermione asked Harry in confusion.

"You're meant to be the smart one, you tell me," Harry replied with a smirk.

"Ugh, just because I'm smarter then you, doesn't make me smart," Hermione said, modestly.

"Wow Hermione, I didn't know modesty existed in you," Harry said playfully, laughing as Hermione hit him playfully.

"Shut-up Harry," Hermione replied with a grin.

A/N- Well, we know that we are a bit weird, but normals boring lol. Anyway we hope you liked it so please read and review!!!! We'll love you all forever! Oh and Corinna and Sam is us lol, thanks for reading!