Thanx a bunch to The-shapeshifting-sweethe for being my first reviewer ever, anytime you wanna have werewolf fight me and Jax will be ready!
Will bb be blamed for the living room massacre and get his allowance taken away? And if he does how will he pay for a new gamestation? Well none of those questions will be answered in the next chapter, so drive yourselves crazy thinking about them (if my crappy fic hasn't already driven you crazy)
Disclaimer: I don't own the Titans; all I own is a crappy apartment in Atlanta, and a not-so-well-trained werewolf named Jax. Oh, and a toaster.
Onto some well deserved crap
Titan's Tower 5:43 AM
Beast Boy sat in the living room in a fetal position, hugging the wreckage of gamestation close to him. He stayed in this position for five hours, rocking back and forth and listing all the games he could no longer play.
"No more final fantasy, or donkey Kong, or Mario, or parasite eve, or kingdom hearts, or tekken....." on and on without end (A/N the titans own way too many video games), until Cyborg's hulking figure appeared in the doorway.
"Hey bb, what are you doing up so....." Cyborg stopped in mid-sentence as he gazed at the disaster that was once the living room. "BEAST BOY WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY POOR LIVING ROOM!!!!!!"
All of a sudden all of the Titans began herding into the living room, alarmed by Cyborg's scream.
"Friend Cyborg what has happened to the room of living" Starfire asked, still in her pajamas. "Geez bb, are you teething or something" Robin joked, giving a small chuckle. "It's not funny man!" Cyborg yelled "He completely destroyed my living room. I practically live in here man, that's why we call it, a living room!"
"I'm not so sure he did it" Raven said, leaning over Beast Boy. All of the other Titans formed a circle around Beast Boy and looked down at his huddled form, though he didn't notice them.
"Or raceway 5000, or cruising the world, or sponge bob, or the hulk, or Spiderman, or tales of symphonia, or sphinx and the cursed mummy, or.... Oh, hey guys, whatcha lookin at?"
"I believe you may be correct Raven" Starfire added, "As friend Beast Boy would never purposely destroy his station of games"
"Huh?" Beast Boy asked. "All right ya little grass stain" Cyborg said, picking bb up by the collar of his shirt, "What the hell happened to my living room?"
"Oh, guys, there was this huge white wolf!" Beast Boy explained, still hanging in Cyborg's vice-like grip,
"I heard it and came in here and saw it completely destroying the tower! And man did it have some moves! It was dodgin' and lungin' like a pro! It dodged my jump and made me fall right on top of my poor gamestation! Then it ran into the hall and disappeared!"
When he had finished explaining Cyborg let go of his collar, making him fall to the ground. He stood still for a few moments, then doubled over in laughter, falling to the floor and clutching his side.
When he finished his hysterics Cyborg got up and wiped a tear from his eye." Man, that has got to be the best cover up story I've ever heard. But seriously, what happened?"
"It's not a story, that's what happened, seriously!" Beast Boy confirmed, annoyed that he was not taken seriously.
"This is just like what happened in the book that I am currently reading" Starfire said "the boy who cried wolf"
At this the Titans, except Raven, began to laugh hysterically again.
"Nice try, but nothing, especially not a dumb wolf, could get past my security systems" Cyborg explained," When Cyborg builds it, nobody breaks it!"
"Listen; if you don't believe me check the security cameras or somethin', because I didn't do it!"
"Sure thing, I got the security cameras tapped right into my arm" Cyborg said "we'll just check your alibi (A/N is that how you spell it?) Right now.
The Titans gathered around Cyborg's arm as he displayed the camera footage from last night. Sure enough there was the white wolf.
The Titans watched as the wolf slunk into the living room, proceeded destroying it, fought with Beast Boy, and ran away. Leaving Beast Boy huddled with his gamestation.
The Titans stared in awe as the camera stopped and they all turned to Beast Boy. "OooooKaaaay" Cyborg said, "I guess it was a wolf, but my security's still in tact, it couldn't have broken in, I would know if it did."
"Okay gang, looks like we've got another mystery on our hands"
"Uh, Robin"
"What?"
"Wrong show"
"Oh, sorry"
"So, how did the wolf get in?" Raven asked
"I don't think it did" Beast Boy answered" I think it was an inside job."
"Whatchu Talkin' 'bout Beast Boy?"
"Uh, Robin"
"What now"
"Wrong show again"
"Oh, sorry"
"What do you mean a job from the inside" asked Starfire
"I think that one of the titans may be a normal abnormal teen during the day, but at night, turn into a blood thirsty white wolf!" Beast Boy explained
"I think that there is, in this very room, a werewolf walking among us!!! Be afraid, be very afraid! Hide me, HIDE ME!!!" Beast Boy was now in hysterics
"Bb, as a friend, I have to say that that's really stupid, and you have serious problems" Raven said, in her usual monotone voice
"Still it's a possibility, and the only explanation we have so far, we can't rule it out just because Beast Boy said it" Robin explained
"Yah" bb said defiantly" Hey, wait!"
"But how will we confirm that one that one of our friends is indeed a wolf of were?" asked Starfire
"Titans, I propose that tonight, we have, a stakeout!"
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Well whaddya think? Yes, no, maybe so?
I really do appreciate reviews even to say hi, they make me feel really good.
I think I'm getting these out real quick, do you?
Well in the next unappreciated chapter the titans stay up all night to try to flush out the wolf, and beast Boy puts his comic book obsession to good use to cure his cursed friend
I'm not completely sure who I want the were wolf to be, so if you really want it to be some one, tell me before Sunday, august 8th.
Thanks, bye.
