I am so psyched about this chapter, you wanna know why? Well, let's just say I've had a few (hic).
I may have to end this fic because my roommate says the insane clicking keeps her up at night, but I know for a fact that it doesn't.
She can be such a bitch sometimes, I swear.
Lauren: I heard that you immature little bitch.
N/M shin: Oh, you did, did you? (Reaches for plasma cannon) What the hell! T-S-S stole my plasma cannon!
Cookie, attack! (Cookie is smoldering pile of ashes on floor) Oh crap, damn you T-S-S! Damn you to hell!
Jax, kill her! (Jax is asleep on couch in odd position) Oh, damn! I forgot, he had a few too…..
Well, (Cracks knuckles) I can take care of you myself. (Teletubbies come from out of nowhere)
Teletubbies: Hug us, all of us, we command it! (Surrounds N/M Shin) Attack pattern huggles!
N/M Shin: Damn you T-S-S! Your fighting skills are truly superior! I bow to your greatness. (Bows and pulls out hidden weapon from underneath rug)
Not, Ha-ha-ha!! Behold the power of Hairaikotsu!!! (Flings Hairaikotsu at Teletubbies, cutting them all in half at once) Ha, I'm full of surprises! (Catches Hairaikotsu heroically, brushing stray hair behind ear)
Lauren: oh crap! Hey, what's that sound? (Buzzing noise fills room)
N/M Shin: Oh, hell no. (Jay Jay the Jet Plane crashes through window) These assassins get better with every chapter! (Flings hairaikotsu at JJ, but it bounces off and cracks in half) Shit! That was a rental!
Okay, no more kidding around (Presses button on watch) BIG O!!!!!! (Large robot crashes through floor) Go! Kill them! Blast them back to the Stoneage!
(Big O tips over and falls down) Why do I have to throw such wild parties!!!!!! (Dives under couch) If only I had my….. Oh!!
JJ the Jet Plane: Come out here and fight me!!! (N/M Shin crawls out from couch and stands firmly)
N/M Shin: Sure, but only because, I FOUND MY SPARE PLASMA CANNON!!!!! MUA-HA-HA-HA!!!! (Blasts JJ to hell-knows-where)
Another victory against my blood thirsty reviews!!! And now for Lauren……
Disclaimer: (Sighs) I say this so often, why don't you do it for a change Lauren?
Lauren: xx….
N/M Shin: That's right; you can't, because I killed you!!!! MUA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
Okay, I'll let you read the story now
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Beast Boy glided through the city, following the strange black wolf to hell-knows-where. They continued to travel into more and more ghetto parts of the city, as they headed towards the very outskirts of town.
'Beast Boy, if you let it get into the woods it'll have the advantage. Stop it here, on your turf' Beast Boy told himself, knowing that the wolf was trying the same tactic it had used before.
That lack of intelligence is what separates man from beast, though, he wasn't really sure if he was either of the two.
"All right," He said as he transformed into a gorilla, blocking the wolf's path, "We're gonna fight here, and we're gonna fight now!" He finished, throwing a punch at the night-shaded adversary.
The wolf looked at him nonchalantly, and simply dove to the side. It ran around his hulking gorilla form and continued running, not even looking back to see if he had followed.
"It's like, it's not even after me." He said to himself as he resumed human form. "But, that thing has something to do with Raven," He continued, "And I'm gonna find out what."
Beast Boy continued to follow the black wolf through the suburbs surrounding the city, and then across farms. Until they had reached the woods, standing in the exact same place he had stood only a few hours ago, and even though the rain still pounded, blood remained stained upon the ground.
The black wolf walked, as if in a trance, to the center of the clearing and sat down on the bloodied grass. It took a deep breath and reared its head, as if preparing for a sad song. And it was, as the wolf cried out its hallowed melody.
The wolf's howl pierced the night air, cutting through the sound of the rain as it rose through the city.
The higher notes made Beast Boy's ears ring, and the lower notes haunted the pit of his soul, making tears sting at the back of his eyes.
He too, wanted to cry out, he wanted to howl all of his hidden emotions away, and sing his own sad song. But it seemed that, as soon as the howl had started, it stopped. Leaving the pounding rain to dominate the air once again.
The howl was soon answered by a shorter one, one less sad than it was angry, more annoying than it was beautiful, as the white wolf stepped out from the shadows.
Beast Boy stared in awe (A/N I forgot to tell you, he's behind the felled tree) over the trunk of the charred oak as the two wolves walked circles around each other, bristling and snarling in pure hatred of one another.
The black wolf barked loudly, its sharp cry echoing off of the trees, making even the crickets stop chirping.
The white wolf answered with a low growl, baring its teeth in a sort of smirk, as if mocking its attacker.
The black wolf made the first attack, leaping into the air towards the white foe, its teeth bared for attack. The white wolf dodged to the left and turned in the air, hoping to get a grip on the dark fighter's throat. But the black wolf had been ready, and twisted in the air, kicking the wolf hard in the jaw with its hind leg.
The black wolf landed skillfully on the ground and turned to, once again, face its attacker.
It looked on with satisfaction as the white wolf coughed, a small trickle of blood staining its perfect white coat. Its jaw hung limply, broken by the kick, and it winced in pain, preparing for the next assault.
The black wolf bounded over to it and tackled it, hard, onto the ground. It showed no mercy as it nudged it onto its back and sank its sharp fangs deep into the white wolf's exposed throat, a quick and painless death.
The wolf's white fur was slowly becoming stained with blood, as it lay on the ground, blood bubbling from its ripped throat. Beast Boy shivered as it gave a final, sickening gargling noise and fell silent, dead on the ground.
What happened next was something that no one (A/N except me!) would have expected.
The dark-colored victor stood over the fallen wolf, and howled into the night sky, one long, endless note that carried through the night, as the white wolf began to disappear beneath it.
The howling continued as the wolf dissipated into a white fog, and drifted up to the howling beast. Slowly the fog began to dissolve into the wolf's body, lightening its fur to a creamy white along its chest and underbelly, while its top half faded to a dark grey.
And once the fog had completely faded away the long note stopped, and the night fell silent once again, as the clouds parted to the moon, and the rain no longer fell.
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Well, don't worry, the more assassins you send, the longer the author's note will be, so keep digging your own grave.
I really am so happy to hear from you T-S-S (Goes in for a hug, then steals back plasma cannon) Ha!! Fooled you, you psychotic, cookie murdering bitch!
But seriously, I'm glad you're back.
Now I have to repair this room (gazes at destroyed apartment) Sigh… and I have such a hangover.