DISCLAMER: I don't anything in this story, but for the plot. Warning- RL/SB comical slash.
It was a beautiful day on the Hogwart's quidditch pitch as the marauders were practicing their flying...they needed it! "That's the way Wolfie!!!!" shouted James from the ground.
"Keep going you're doing great!" shouted Sirius from the end zone.
"Thank you, that was actually really nice...what have you done with Sirius!" screamed Remus back turning around on his broom and almost falling off.
"I'm allowed to be nice!" Sirius shouted back. "Now as my next kind act...WATCH OUT FOR THAT POLE"
WHAMMMM he had hit the hoop and was saved form a really nasty fall by some magic ropes flying out of the end of Sirius' wand.
"Where am I?" said a very confuzzled Remus looking around slowly.
"You're in Mass., USA for your wedding!" hissed a man at Remus' side.
"Once again, where am I???"
"Oh, I realize what is going now! You obviously have a case of pre-marital nerves and forgotten exactly what is going on and what you're doing." Said the tall black-haired man.
"And who are you...OMG!!! Snape!!! What!!!" Exclaimed Remus.
"I'm your flower girl!" said Snape dully.
"Why???"
"Because Harry told me to and he has Dumbledore's force behind him."
"Don't hate him because he's the only who can kill the menace to society!"
"Hem Hem!"
"Umbridge I swear that it wasn't me in your special bathroom at 1am!" pleaded Remus.
"I'll talk to you later about that but right now we have a wedding to be getting on with." said Umbridge.
"What are you talking about, we haven't been in school for six years!" said the veilded figure across from Remus.
"Why did it take me so long to get married, and who am I marrying, who are you???" Remus exclaimed.
"It's me Sirius!"
"Noooo, how could this have happened? I'm not gay or bisexual!" pleaded Remus.
"Come on stop it!"
"NO NO NO NO!!!"
"You have to stop squirming so that I can get you out of these magical ropes!"
Then the world of reality came back to the eyes of Remus, Sirius fighting to release Remus, James, Lily, peter and a gaggle of Gryffindors.
When he finally got free he was looking very flustered. "What happened to Massachusettes, Snape's flower girl dress, and Umbridge in a priest's gown?"
"1.what is a mass.? 2. Why is Snape in a dress? And 3. Since when are women allowed priesthood?" Questioned James.
"I think that you dozed off for a little bit." Said peter knowledgably.
"God peter, he just hit a pole at 30 mph, and you seriously think that he was only asleep." exclaimed James exasperated.
"Yeah...what a heavy sleeper."
"I wish I was, and then I could fall asleep through your snoring!" said Remus breathing heavily.
They all started laughing and the scene fades into darkness...
For the next few days Remus was going to madam Pomfrey from some psychological help. A few days after he finally got over the horrible dream Snape came up to him in the halls one day, "was I pretty?" Snape blurted out.
The horror...the horror.........
Well I know that wasn't the longest story ever but maybe there will be another installment/chapter soon. PLEASE REVIEW. Next chapter...Sirius dreams of being back home.