Same disclaimer
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe . . . ahem sorry 'bout that. Now we get to the part where the ring is destroyed and the tower starts falling. Halfway through, everything stops and Sauron asks me for a stunt double. "Just shut up Sauron there aren't any giant eyes within our budget. Boromire finally hits the bottom but is miraculously unhurt. So he goes to say hi to his dad. Denathor runs screaming off the cliff. Luckily, Pippin is ready for him and finally does something right. Lucky for Denathor Pippin believes in comfort and carries around a queen-sized mattress wherever he goes. Boromire thinks that this is a new fad so he lights himself on fire and jumps off too. Nobody expected this so Pippin didn't have his mattress there. Needless to say Boromire dies.
Then everybody is shocked as who walks out but Boromir! (This is the real one not the evil twin.) He looks very skinny and annoyed but alive. Everyone mobs him asking what the heck happened, but all he remembers is Boromire throwing him in a closet and then he was knocked out. Then he starts to tell everyone about a dream he had that purple ducks took over. No sooner than had he finished his long and detailed narrative then the sky turned purple. The people looked up and saw that the sky wasn't purple, but the purple ducks from Boromirs dream. Then Gandalf rides in on his horse, lightphone, the slowest horse ever. (like a reverse shadowfax)