"WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The spikey haired man yelled.
"Oh Come on Cloud you did it before" Aerith said as she put a pale hand on his shoulder.
"But...."
"I'll get the outfit!" Yuffie yelled
"I'll get the wig and the makeup" Aerith said
"Hell no you must be out of your damn mind if you think your getting me to go in there!" Cid said out of no where
"Common Cid if you really wanna where something you can act like a bodyguard" Yuffie said as she looked at the blonde
"Bodyguard who da hell is spikey ass gonna dress up as? And if we gotta dress up then ya'll gotta do it to!" Barret stated.
"hopefully a long haired blonde stripper! and were not doing anything!" Yuffie answered as Aerith and Tifa nodded in agreement.
The guys gave all three girls a glare.
"No way nu uh!" Yuffie said as she shook her head.
"you can't make us!"
In a Clothing Shoppar
"I can't believe were doing this!" Yuffie huffed as they entered the clothing store.
"You can't believe it I'm the one who has to dress like a girl AGAIN!" Cloud mumbled
The Clothing store was huge it was painted light blue and had lots of dresses, shirts, and other clothing. The fitting rooms where really crambed and every person in the store could here the 4 arguing about the way they where dressing. Once the girls where done Cloud was still putting on the outfit.
"Come on Cloud let me see" Aerith said
"Yeah come on Cloud!" Yuffie agreedpar
"It can't be that bad?" Tifa stated
Aerith was in all black with a pair of black glasses to match her hair was still in it's usual brade but it had a black ribben. Yuffie had on a black leather tube top, six inch white boots that went to her knee's and a white skirt that was as long as her usual shorts. And Tifa had on an outfit similar to her usual cloths except it was an orange shirt black skirt and black shoes.
"Awww come on Cloud you probrably look fine!" Tifa said
"She's right Cloud you probrably do! right Aerith?"
"Mmhmm"
"................ Fine!"
Cloud then stepped out of the dressing room he had on a blonde shoulderblade lenght wig, black knee lenght boots, jean skirt that was the same lenght as Yuffie's and red shirt that showed his flat stomach with the words DIRTY in black. His blue eyes shimmered in hummiliation as he let out a sigh.
"See you look fine"
"Yeah he does Aerith!"
"A flat chested stripper" Yuffie smiled as she slapped his chest.
Cloud gave her a death glare. "lets go" Tifa said as she ran out the store
At The Club
"Barett" Yuffie waved
Barett had on all black with shades like Aerith. Yuffie began to look around
"Were's Cid?" Aerith asked
"He's moving that damn gummie ship for some excape plan" Barett answered
"THAT CHICKEN WAIT UNTIL THIS IS OVER"Yuffie screeched from the top of her lungs.
"We'll lets get this over with" Cloud said.
Barett looked at him and knocked on the door. The same bald guy as before answered. par par
"Were the strippers for the video shoo..."
"You must be the replacement for Ms. Agulara you will do fine right this way!" The bald man said.
The party then entered the back stage which was full of brown doors with a name on each one.
"All you have to do is dance and lip sing got it? Selphie will show you the moves i'll go get her"
Cloud just nodded as the guy left.
"Hey you don't think the Selphie he's talking about is..."
Just then a bouncing yellow mass came running down and hugged Yuffie squeezing the crap out of her. The girl had cheastnut brown hair that had flips and bright green eyes. She was wearing a yellow dress and brown boots.
"Hi Yuffie!!!!!!" said the yellow mass happily "
"Hey Selphie!" She chocked out as she let go.
"HEY EVERYONE!" Selphie said as she eyed the blonde in question.
"We need to tell you what happened to Squall. Aerith said
"is he ok!" She asked with a worried look.
"You see...
15 minutes later
"And that's what happened" Yuffie finished
"So he's in the audience with Sephiroth and Ansem?" Selphie asked
"We think"
Selphie did a huge smirk.
"Looks like we have a mission I know who can help i'll get them as soon as I show you guys the moves.
"Before we start can you tell us why your here?" asked Tifa
"I ran into peter pan and I told him i'd check out the place"
"Well let me show you the moves real quick good thing they think im an instructer."
"First we need you in the front" She said as she grabbed Clouds hand and looked at him. When she saw his eyes glow her mouth feel to the floor.
"C C Cloud????"
"Oh i forgot to mention that Cloud is going to be the star" Yuffie said getting a growl back in respose.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW you look sooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!" Selphie said as she hugged poor Cloud to death until she let him go a few minutes later.
"Well lets get started!"
About 30 minutes later
Everyone was on the floor from exaution except for Aerith and Barett who had followed Selphie so that they could meet these other people that where going to help them find Leon.
"man my legs!" Yuffie complained
"And to think were going to have to do it again" Cloud said
Just then the bald man entered the room. Come on hurry your on! just follow me and get on the platform and i'll push it up to the audience"
When they got on the platform they all saw Selphie
"Good luck see you on the stage!" Selphie yelled as she ran up a flight of stairs.
The bald man pressed a button causing the stage to go up.
The stadium was huge and all around them was the audience and there on the circular white platform stood three people Cloud in front, Tifa to the left behind him and Yuffie to the right side behind him. Cloud began to hold the mic in his left hand he looked all around the stadium until he caught three certain pairs of eyes on him 1 pair was green, 1 amber, and one a certain type of stormy gray. All you could see was there shadows while Selphie and the bald man began to count down for when to turn the lights on. The bald man held his hand up and then the recording started playing.
"Hey everyone how is everything tonight?" Good thing that this is all recorded. The audience began to whistle and scream.
Two lights hit the stage and the music started. The three then turned around and then began to get low on the floor.
Uh-Let me loose
Oooh, I'm over due, gimme some room, comin' through
Paid my dues, I'm in the mood, me and my girls come to shake the room
DJ's spinnin', show your hands
Let's get dirrty, that's my jam
I need that, uh to get me off, sweatin' until my CLOTHES come off
It's explosive, speakers are thumpin' line Still jumpin', six in the mornin'
Table dancin', glasses are crashin' No question time for some action
Temperatures up (can you feel it), 'bout to eruptline
Gonna get my girls, get your boys, gonna make some noise
Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty, it's about time that I came to start the
Party, sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin, gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty, it's about time for my arrival
Cloud was looking into Leons eyes and he was looking at him back line Sephiroth and Ansem were staring at Cloud hard as if trying to figure out who he was he wasn't even paying attention to Yuffie and Tifa and Ansem was looking at him too. Leon had seen Yuffie and Tifa and had figured out that Christina was actually Cloud!
Ah, heat is up, ladies, fellas drop your cups
Bodies packed, front to back, move your ass, I like that
Tight hip huggers, low for show All three of them grabbed there hips and got low
Shake a little somethin' on the floor
I need that, uh to get me off, sweatin' till my clothes come off
Let's get open, cause a commotionline Still goin' eight in the mornin'
There's no stoppin' we keep it poppin'
Hard rockin', everyone's talkin
Give all you got (give it to me), just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls, get your boys, gonna make some noise Tifa and Yuffie began to move in a circle around Cloud when the three saw Selphie in the crowd moving in behind Ansem and another girl in pink with long blonde hair that was behind Sephiroth and then there was a guy in a cowboys outfit and hat with long red hair that was behind Leon. Barett was on the left side of the stadium and Aerith beside him.
Here it comes it's the one you've been wait'n on
Get up get it rough, yup that's what's up
Givin' just what you love to the maximum
Uh oh, here we go
What to do when the music starts to drop
And that's when we take it to the parking lot
And I bet you somebody's gonna call the cops
Uh oh, here we go
Vincent came on to the stage beside Cloud Sephiroth, Ansem and everyone else's mouths feel wide open. Then the hole stadium began to whistle and scream.
Yo, hot damn, Doc and Jam like a summer show line I keep my car looking like a crash dummy drove line My gear look like the bank got my moneyfroze
For dead presidents I pimp like Huddy roll line Doc the one that excite ya divas
(ow!) line If the media shine, I'm shining with both of the sleeves upline Yo Christina (what?), better hop in here
My block live and in color, like Rodman hair (yeah)
The club is packed, the bar is filled
I'm waiting for sister to act, like Lauryn Hill
Frankly, it's a rap, no bargain deals
I drive a four wheel ride with foreign wheels
Throw it upline Baby it's Brick City, you heard of that?
We blessed, and hung low, like Bernie Mac
(Bernie Mac?)
Dogs, let'em out, women, let 'em in It's like I'm ODB, the way I'm freakin!
Selphie had motioned for something or someone to come out and that's when they saw another tall figure Once Vincent was done Selphie, and the blonde women had jumped on Sephiroth and the tall figure had appeared and punched Ansem which did little but knocked him down on top of Sephiroth Aerith then cast a slowaga spell on the two silverhaired men while Barett shot the side of the stadium when Irvine grabbed Leon and ran as fast as they could onto the ship that was infront of them. Aerith then gave Yuffie, Cloud and Tifa the signal to hurry and they got off the stage and ran towards the ship. And the ship took off.
ON THE SHIP
"HEY THERE TO MANY DAMN PEOPLE ON THIS SHIP THIS AINT NO PLANE LINE GET THE HELL OFF" Cid yelled
Yuffie began to walk up to where Cid was and so did everyone else to see what was going on.
"YOU COWARD!!!!!!"
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING TO AND I AINT NO DAMN COWARD!"
"grrrrrrrrrrrrr....."
"here we go" Cloud said quietly
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN HELP US...AGAIN!" Yuffie shrieked
"BUT..."
"SHE'S RIGHT YOU JUST STAYED IN THE SHIP!" Tifa pointed a finger at him
"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY THIS THING?..." Cid asked
"OH WOW LIKE IT'S SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yuffie said
"BUT.."
"NEXT TIME YOU ARE COMMING WITH US YOU CHICKEN!" Yuffie said
"NO IM...."
Yuffie gave him the hardest glare she could.
"I DON'T WANT TO HERE IT JUST DRIVE " Yuffie yelled as she slammed on the control pannal which made a small crack noise.
"Anyways im glad your back Leon" Yuffie blushed as she hugged him and sat down.
Everyone was back in there normal clothing.
"Well Leon don't you have anything to say to Cloud?" asked Aerith "
Leon looked into Clouds eyes they were so blue crystal blue that had a weird but beutiful glow in them. He then saw an emotionless look.
"Whatever"
The ship then began to jerk around
"HEY YOU STUPID THEIF WHEN YOU HIT THE CONTROL PANNAL YOU MESSED UP THE WARP GUMMIE WERE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP AT HOLLOW BASTON" Cid yelled.
HALLOW BASTON
"Sure you can stay here" said a young woman she had waistlenght blonde hair and gray eyes she had on a gold crown on her head and wore a pink dress with matching shoes.
"oh and there is also a huge room at the end of the hall for meetings"
"Thank you your magisty" Cid said as he shot Yuffie an evil look
"No problem you all can have your own room on the second floor choose your pick" she said with a smile.
The Party made there way towards the second floor and into the huge room down the hall. Everyone was there except Cloud that had managed to make his way from the group and up to the very top of the chastle roof. There was a full moon out. What the hell is wrong with me I love Aerith but then why do I feel like im in love with Leon?... I think I do love leon...
The blonde just sat there as the moon showered his face with it's light.
"Hey were's Cloud?" asked Tifa to Yuffie and Leon the other's had gone to sleep
"I'll look for him" Leon said as he left out of the room
"We'll im heading in" Tifa offered "You?"
"Not yet i'll just wait for Leon"
"ok goodnight" Tifa waved as she ran out the door
"G'night"
Leon had searched every room until he noticed an open window. He went throught the window and noticed a figure at the top of the castle. How the hell did he get up there?
Leon looked to his left and saw a long ladder and he began to climb. Once at the top he quietly sat beside the blonde. He looked gorgious tan skin being reflected on with the moonlight blonde hair swaying in the soft breeze. His baby blue's looking towards the star filled sky. He looked to fragle to touch.
"Hey" Cloud whispered
"Hey I guess I never said thank you" Leon whispered
"No problem just remeber you owe me"
"Whatever" Leon rolled his eye's
"Everyone has a light... even you" Leon said
"How would you know..."
"Because I saw you and Aerith" He smiled at Cloud softly
"Youv'e found your light"
Leon was looking at Cloud fully now his stormy gray eyes staring at him.
"You are in love with Aerith and im happy for you"
"Why would you care?"
"You could never love anything else you cold hearted bastard"
Leon then ran down the stairs
"No wait!" Cloud yelled but Leon was long gone.
Author's Note: did ya like it?
Yuffie: i did i did!!!!!!
Leon: Whatever
Leon then cast firaga on Sephiroths hair
Sephioroth:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leon then pulls out large siccors "who's gettin a hair cut!!!
Sephiroth: Hell no forget it you better grow some balls!!
Leon:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon begins to run after Sephiroth
Author 0 uhhhhh
Sora:.... um review
Riku: yeah please do
Author:.... um... um.. vain twitches SEPHY CHAN LEON CHAN!!!!!!
Both men stop chasing each other and unknown lol puts on a red necklace on both and pushes them at the edge of a cliff. Sora and Riku are hidding behind a giant bolder.
Author: SIT!
Both fall down cliff
Both:AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sephiroth: You bitch
Author: SIT!
Sephiroth:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH