Yay!!! Chaos liked my poem!!! And gave me her screen name!!! Neato, but, she's not on. (Sniff) and I wanna chat!!!
As for the rest of you, you're either lazy, or overly-precautious, which is okay, I can understand not wanting to tell someone on the internet your S/N, but, I'm not exactly a stranger, am I? I thought we were buds!
My S/n, by the way, is eviltiger2222, if someone by that name Aim's you, it's me. Or you can IM me, I don't care, I just like Aim, maybe a little too much.
I found some really funny one-liners on , which I will now share.
If a quiz is quizzical then what is a test? (Hint: Say it!)
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it!
1 out of every 3 Americans flushes the toilet while they are still sitting on it. Who studied this and why?
Your father screwed a plant and created a blooming idiot.
Do not lead me into temptation... I CAN FIND IT MY DAMN SELF!!!
If you believe nothing's impossible, try slamming a revolving door
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, a true friend is the person sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Let's do that again!"
Zim: Why is there BACON in the soap? Gur: I made it Mahself!
Hey, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
It is not enough to succeed, others must fail.
Well, you may not like them, but me and all my friends think that they are hilarious! So, screw you!
Disclaimer: There were no consequences before... so I'm gonna skip the disclaimer again! (Sirens grow louder)
I got a new CD!!!! You know what that means... new songfics!!! Maybe not this chapter, but at least one will be from Avril's Under My Skin, YAYYY!!
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A few weeks after Raven was brought home, she felt good enough to walk. At least, that's what she said, but Beast Boy wouldn't let her go anywhere. The last few weeks had been the most time He had ever spent with her, and even stranger was, she didn't get mad at him. He was always by her side, and she hadn't pushed him away.
Beast Boy was in the kitchen early this morning, he liked to get up early and make a wonderful breakfast for his friends. He left the team's breakfast on the table, sure that they would smell it and wake up, and brought Raven's breakfast up to her.
He got about half way to the infirmary when he heard shuffling and dragging around the corner, very suspicious noises indeed. Beast Boy put the breakfast tray carefully on the floor and rounded the corner, transforming into a lion.
Beast Boy's roar echoed down the passages and corridors in the tower, and then followed by a subtle scream, more surprised than afraid.
"Raven!" Beast Boy said, concerned, as he de-transformed, "I'm so sorry, I thought you were in the infirmary! Are you okay?"
"I'm fine Beast Boy!" She answered angrily, then she changed to a reasurring tone, "It's okay."
"No, it's not okay! You're supposed to be resting, get back to the infirmary!"
"But, I just-"
"Just what?" He yelled, not as angry as he sounded, "You need rest, so go rest!"
"I just wanted to eat breakfast with you and the Titans." She answered in a hurt tone, saddened by his angry tone.
Beast Boy was about to scream something else at her, but stopped. He could see the hurt in her violet eyes, but she wasn't hurting from her wound, as much as his words. People hating him or being sad because of him were the things that hurt the most. He loved to bring joy, not sadness!
"Oh," He said, helping her up, "I'm sorry, I guess you have rested a lot. A little walk couldn't hurt."
She smiled up at him. Not a colossal smile, mind you, but a little Raven smile, it was still a smile though, and had the same effect on him.
"Besides," He added, "If I know my Inuyasha, which I do, demons heal really fast!"
He finished it with a laugh, that wonderful thing people do when they laugh while they're still talking, and it sounds like they laugh out their words. Raven always wished that she could talk like that, even once, and the very thought made her laugh.
Once she had started laughing the tray Beast Boy had placed on the floor began to glow an eerie black, and imploded upon itself, spraying tofu eggs across his face. He wiped them off and looked at Raven in pure joy.
'She was so happy she blew something up!,' He thought to himself, 'Another point for BB!'
"I hope you like your eggs scrambled."
He put her arm around his shoulder and helped her down to the kitchen. He could tell she was still in pain. She limped on the leg that had been whipped, and hesitated to bend her waist because of the gunshot wound.
'That must hurt the most,' he thought, still feeling very guilty about shooting her, 'I hope she isn't mad at me.'
"It's okay," She answered to his thought, "I'm not mad."
"Good cause I- What! B-But I thought that!"
"Hello," She told him, talking to him like an idiot, "Telepath?"
"Oh, yeah." 'Clear bad thoughts, clear bad thoughts, focus on- no wait, not that!'
Raven looked at him in disgust, maybe reading his thoughts wasn't such a good idea after all.
"I'm going to pretend I didn't just see that." She said, slightly disturbed, but kind of flattered, in a creepy way.
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They reached the kitchen in a few moments, the other Titans already gathered around the table, enjoying their breakfast feast. Well, almost all of them, anyway.
"I can't eat this tofu crap!" Cyborg yelled once Beast Boy and Raven entered the room. Robin decided to change the subject, tired of the same old argument every morning.
"So Raven, "He asked her, "Are you feeling better?"
"Raven's wounds are much better," Starfire interrupted, she was, of course, the one who changed Raven's bandages every four hours." I told her that she could walk around, but Beast Boy did not want her to."
"Well," She said as she sat down, Beast Boy sitting down in the seat next to her, "It's good to have company, I think if I spent anymore time with Beast Boy here his stupidity would wash off on me."
This made the entire table, even Beast Boy, laugh. They laughed like good friends should, happy in the morning, ready for the day, and they would need to be today.
Suddenly, the alarm went off.
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Ha ha!! Not a serious cliffy, but a cliffy none the less!!
Please review now, and if anyone knows T-S-S personally, MAKE HER COME BACK!!!
R & R, quick, before the fuzz shows up! (Sirens grow louder)
