THE HAT (Rex's POV)
What a cool hat
Can I have it please
I promise I wont rip it
Or fill it with cheese
Thanks for the hat
I promise ill treat it
as well as my cat
but this hat is too big
I need some superglue
I always keep a bottle
inside my shoe(1)
(5 years later)
now this stupid hat
is stuck to my head
every day
it fills me with dread
ive tried everything
from soap to shearing(2)
now this stupid hat
is affecting my hearing
some nights I hear voices
use the force! Use the force!
Its none other than Yoda
(from star wars of course)
ive tried everything
but I don't know how
I guess this hat
Is part of me now