I'm back, sadly, with SCENE one of this fic, to the most recent reviewer who wonderd how did Nemo become Nemona, The first of this series (LEAGUERS) was pretty much a joke on how would it be if the League was acting like the characters from F.R.I.E.N.D.S, thats why Nemo and Alan are ow women ad Sawyerr is no where to be seen, and about the no depth thing, this is a PARODY! Nonsence is the name of the game....
On with the show.......
SCENE I
"WHAT THE BEEP!" shouted Jekyll.
"Dr. Jekyll, I'm under orders from the Order to bring you back to........"
"Who the Hell are you?" asked the Angry Doctor.
"I am Van Helsing." said the Dark, long haird man who wore a weird looking hat and a full lingth leather coat.
"No your not!" said Jekyll, who then looked around at his surroundings, what seamed like an attic of a church.
"Am too!" said Van Helsing.
"Where are we?"
"Duh, we're at the top of Notre Dam."
"This is wrong, very wrong, pfft its that damn author again."
OOOPS, Busted.
"Ok beepkicker, lets go." said Van Helsing as he grabbed hold of Jekyll arm.
"Hey! Your not Van Helsing, Van Helsing is an old fart who we occasionally invite over for a cameo."
"Yeah, no one ever used that line before." said Van Helsing Dryly.
All of a sudden, a big winged creature came in from the widow, who then morphed into a Gypsy with a cool looking pony-tail.
"M?" asked Jekyll at the sight of the man who loked like his former employer.
"No." he replied with a romanyan accent.
"Duke?"
"No."
"Who...." asked Jekyll.
"...are...." followed Van Helsing.
"....You?" compleated a big fat ugly stupid, crappy CGI looking man, who wore baggy pats and had a tobacco in his mouth.....HEY! I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR IN MY LAST FIC THAT I'M TRYIG TO QUIT SMOOKING!
"Sorry, my bad." said the fatass.
"And who are you?" asked the the Gypsy.
"He is Mr. Hyde." proclaimed Van Helsing.
"But I'm Mr. Hyde!" cried Edward from the inside of Jekylls head.
"Hes not Hyde! I am, sorta...." hollard Jekyll.
"We both are, Your the 20th Century Fox Dr. Jekyll and I'm the Universal Mr. Hyde." said the other Mr. Hyde as he proceded to hang upside down from the cealing.
"And your part Monkey? You know what.... Never mind, Who are you?" asked Jekyll to the Gypsy.
"My Name is Count V-something Draculla....."
"Your the one who rooted Mina and made her a vampire?"
"The same one, I been sent by my Horny twin brother, The Duke, to aid you." said the Gypsy as he put his arm on Jekylls shoulders ad they both began to walk away, leaving Van Helsing and Mr. Universall Hyde to their fight.
"Hes your brother? and how about M? are the three of you triplets? or is their more of you?"
"Yes they both are my brothers, and I don't know if I have anymore twins, guess it depends on how many more films that take time circa 1900 will Richard Roxburgh decide to make."
"I see."
"THE BELLS!" shouted Mr. Universall Hyde.
"Are they...... going to be alright?" asked Jekyll.
"Unlikely." replied Draculla.
"Good." said Jekyll with a grin.
"Now, to exit this whole thing, you have to do the following......" said Drcaulla before he whisperd in Jekylls ear, a few seconds later, the two men parted, shook hands and said goodbye, as Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde exited somehow, and Drac morphed into his bat-state and flew away.
"OK, Here goes nothing..... I wish to be home, I wish to be home, I wish to be home.." said Jekyll as he closed his eyes and patted himself on the shoulder.
(We know exit the annoying Dream Sequence)
Jekyll woke up at the Hands of Skinner, now Unthreated by food poisoning, all of the League we're at Buckingham palace, for the Knighting of Elain.
"I had a terrible dream, I dreamt that I was trapped in that stupid Stephen Sommers movie."
"Shhh, this is it." said Skiner.
"......I here by grant you knighthood, and you shall be known as Dame Elain Quatermain." proclaimd Queen Victoria as she was waving her knighting sword around.
"Damn Right you do!" said Elain.
"What?" asked her majesty.
"I said ....Damn, thak you....boo!"
"No problem....girlfriend."
"Wohoooo! THATS MY BOSS RIGHT THERE!!" shouted Nemona, who was then throw out by the security.
"Its cause I'm Indian right, Limmy Bigot Pricks!" she shouted.
But League Pride was high, as Mina waved a placard that read: (Elain 3:16), and Dorian had one of those big foam gloves with the Index Finger sticking out, and it had (Elain No. 1) written on it..... pretty soon, they we're disscusing about the Inhospitality of the Royal Family........ who neither Sethy (1) nor I know the name of.
"Does it seam wrong to you that the three of them got thrown out insted of us? I mean, making asses out of ourselfs is kindda our speciallty." skiner woridly asked.
"Well, We're both sobar and I was too busy having a nightmare, ad Nemona had a bottle of Rum before she came, and don't forget that Dorian ad Mina had'nt had sex in 6 months(2), which leads to Isanity, and its their wedding that is a few days away, so naturally they are gona be a little better than us in the make-an-ass-out-of-one's-self department." replied Jekyll.
"No worrys then?"
"Not at all, wanna go demand a raise for all the crime fighting we've been doing?"
"Why not?"
(1) Sethy is a 7-foot tall eggplant with leags and arms, see LEAGUERS II for more details.
(2) Mina dosn't want to have sex with Dorian again till the wedding night cause its catholic and stuff, see LEAGUERS II for more details.
AHA! Another waist of evrybodys time, I Rule!
On with the show.......
SCENE I
"WHAT THE BEEP!" shouted Jekyll.
"Dr. Jekyll, I'm under orders from the Order to bring you back to........"
"Who the Hell are you?" asked the Angry Doctor.
"I am Van Helsing." said the Dark, long haird man who wore a weird looking hat and a full lingth leather coat.
"No your not!" said Jekyll, who then looked around at his surroundings, what seamed like an attic of a church.
"Am too!" said Van Helsing.
"Where are we?"
"Duh, we're at the top of Notre Dam."
"This is wrong, very wrong, pfft its that damn author again."
OOOPS, Busted.
"Ok beepkicker, lets go." said Van Helsing as he grabbed hold of Jekyll arm.
"Hey! Your not Van Helsing, Van Helsing is an old fart who we occasionally invite over for a cameo."
"Yeah, no one ever used that line before." said Van Helsing Dryly.
All of a sudden, a big winged creature came in from the widow, who then morphed into a Gypsy with a cool looking pony-tail.
"M?" asked Jekyll at the sight of the man who loked like his former employer.
"No." he replied with a romanyan accent.
"Duke?"
"No."
"Who...." asked Jekyll.
"...are...." followed Van Helsing.
"....You?" compleated a big fat ugly stupid, crappy CGI looking man, who wore baggy pats and had a tobacco in his mouth.....HEY! I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR IN MY LAST FIC THAT I'M TRYIG TO QUIT SMOOKING!
"Sorry, my bad." said the fatass.
"And who are you?" asked the the Gypsy.
"He is Mr. Hyde." proclaimed Van Helsing.
"But I'm Mr. Hyde!" cried Edward from the inside of Jekylls head.
"Hes not Hyde! I am, sorta...." hollard Jekyll.
"We both are, Your the 20th Century Fox Dr. Jekyll and I'm the Universal Mr. Hyde." said the other Mr. Hyde as he proceded to hang upside down from the cealing.
"And your part Monkey? You know what.... Never mind, Who are you?" asked Jekyll to the Gypsy.
"My Name is Count V-something Draculla....."
"Your the one who rooted Mina and made her a vampire?"
"The same one, I been sent by my Horny twin brother, The Duke, to aid you." said the Gypsy as he put his arm on Jekylls shoulders ad they both began to walk away, leaving Van Helsing and Mr. Universall Hyde to their fight.
"Hes your brother? and how about M? are the three of you triplets? or is their more of you?"
"Yes they both are my brothers, and I don't know if I have anymore twins, guess it depends on how many more films that take time circa 1900 will Richard Roxburgh decide to make."
"I see."
"THE BELLS!" shouted Mr. Universall Hyde.
"Are they...... going to be alright?" asked Jekyll.
"Unlikely." replied Draculla.
"Good." said Jekyll with a grin.
"Now, to exit this whole thing, you have to do the following......" said Drcaulla before he whisperd in Jekylls ear, a few seconds later, the two men parted, shook hands and said goodbye, as Van Helsing and Mr. Hyde exited somehow, and Drac morphed into his bat-state and flew away.
"OK, Here goes nothing..... I wish to be home, I wish to be home, I wish to be home.." said Jekyll as he closed his eyes and patted himself on the shoulder.
(We know exit the annoying Dream Sequence)
Jekyll woke up at the Hands of Skinner, now Unthreated by food poisoning, all of the League we're at Buckingham palace, for the Knighting of Elain.
"I had a terrible dream, I dreamt that I was trapped in that stupid Stephen Sommers movie."
"Shhh, this is it." said Skiner.
"......I here by grant you knighthood, and you shall be known as Dame Elain Quatermain." proclaimd Queen Victoria as she was waving her knighting sword around.
"Damn Right you do!" said Elain.
"What?" asked her majesty.
"I said ....Damn, thak you....boo!"
"No problem....girlfriend."
"Wohoooo! THATS MY BOSS RIGHT THERE!!" shouted Nemona, who was then throw out by the security.
"Its cause I'm Indian right, Limmy Bigot Pricks!" she shouted.
But League Pride was high, as Mina waved a placard that read: (Elain 3:16), and Dorian had one of those big foam gloves with the Index Finger sticking out, and it had (Elain No. 1) written on it..... pretty soon, they we're disscusing about the Inhospitality of the Royal Family........ who neither Sethy (1) nor I know the name of.
"Does it seam wrong to you that the three of them got thrown out insted of us? I mean, making asses out of ourselfs is kindda our speciallty." skiner woridly asked.
"Well, We're both sobar and I was too busy having a nightmare, ad Nemona had a bottle of Rum before she came, and don't forget that Dorian ad Mina had'nt had sex in 6 months(2), which leads to Isanity, and its their wedding that is a few days away, so naturally they are gona be a little better than us in the make-an-ass-out-of-one's-self department." replied Jekyll.
"No worrys then?"
"Not at all, wanna go demand a raise for all the crime fighting we've been doing?"
"Why not?"
(1) Sethy is a 7-foot tall eggplant with leags and arms, see LEAGUERS II for more details.
(2) Mina dosn't want to have sex with Dorian again till the wedding night cause its catholic and stuff, see LEAGUERS II for more details.
AHA! Another waist of evrybodys time, I Rule!