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SCENE III
Dr. Henry Jekyll woke up in his cabin onboard the Nautiulus, cranky as usual, he was not a morning person, and it was even worse on the vessel they were on, with the sound of the Submarines Engines and contraptios shifting and moving.
He rubbed his eyes and walked to the bathroom, wearing an undershirt and a pair of brown trousers he was too lazy to take off the night before.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Jekyll.
"Well good morning to you too, we've been togeather for thirteen years and we have to go threw this evry morning." said his Evil alter-ego threw the mirror.
"Well I'm sorry, but seing another mans face when you look into a mirror fist thing in the moring is not something you get used to!" said Jekyll as he calmed down and tarted to prepare to shave.
"So, on to Ireland it is then......."
"Yeah."
"And that dosn't bother you?"
"No, Why should it?"
"Oh Nothing, just happens that the woman you lust for is on her way to buy the farm....."
"Cow."
"What?"
"You said buy the farm, which means death, You should say Buy the cow, which means Marriage, and no, I'm totally cool about it."
"Who are you kidding Hank? you still want her, you probebly would live for this ship to sink right now, youd rather die than her marrying that Immortal pansy welk.... "
"Are you sure this is not a way to get me to break up Mina and Dorian so that you could get a shot at the Immortal pansy welk?"
"......"
"I knew it!"
"I just feel so lonely! sniff" said Hyde as he started to sob.
"Hey! What are you a little girl, 'Oh I crave Dorian but he dosn't love me', you make me sick! Edward, your a towering instrument of distruction, your a world renowned murderer, you have killed men and women in whitechapel, the rue morgue and the World University of Mimes!! Arent you?"
"Yes I am!" said Hyde from amidst his crys.
"I can't hear you..." said Jekyll.
"YES I AM!" shouted Hyde.
"I said I can't hear you, I didn't ask you to defen me, and whatelse are you?"
"I am NOT a little girl."
"And....?"
"I am a NATURAL BORN PARTY ANIMAL!"
"That the spirit, so stop crying, put your chin up and toughen up solider, as soon as we arrive at our destination, you and I, devowring that fine ale of Ireland and perhaps a tavern wench or two."
Jekyll opened Hatch of the Nautiulus coning tower and steped out wearing a shirt and trousers withno tie or jacket, there he saw Nemona, Dame Elain Quatermain, Dorian, Skinner and Mina, they all sat arownd a table set there enjoying breakfast, there was an empty seat obviously put there for him, allof the League were dressed casually except for the Captain, ad Skiner who was not drssed at all and was only announced by a flow of pancakes that elevated in to the Invisible mans mouth and down his Invisible throat and into his invisible stomach, where food turned invisible.
"Mornin'" said the Good Doctor as he sat down between Mina and Skinner and across of Dorian, pretty soon he was eatingh cruesants ad downing coffe, non-decaf if your asking.
"Dorian, are you playing Footsis with me?" asked Skinner after a short while.
"I.... thaught it was Mina's leg."
"You Confused me and Skinner, EWWWW!" said Mina with great disgust.
"Well its not my falt that Skinner's leg is slender and soft and smooth...." said gray before he was interupted by Mina who furiouisly said: "Are you sure its me who you want to marry?"
"That was a mear honest mistake..." said gray before he was iterupted again this time by Nemona who said: "Please be quiet, this breakfast is supposed to be a celebration of our time spent togeather, by tonight we will arrive at ireland, where your wedding will be heald soon, and naturally, you are a bit on you nerves, so shut up and finish your breakfast."
The League was silent for a moment.
"Umm Skinner, why is your leg soft and smooth?" asked Elain.
"Invisiblity side-effect, can't grow hair no more."
Thanks for your time, R&R.
SCENE III
Dr. Henry Jekyll woke up in his cabin onboard the Nautiulus, cranky as usual, he was not a morning person, and it was even worse on the vessel they were on, with the sound of the Submarines Engines and contraptios shifting and moving.
He rubbed his eyes and walked to the bathroom, wearing an undershirt and a pair of brown trousers he was too lazy to take off the night before.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Jekyll.
"Well good morning to you too, we've been togeather for thirteen years and we have to go threw this evry morning." said his Evil alter-ego threw the mirror.
"Well I'm sorry, but seing another mans face when you look into a mirror fist thing in the moring is not something you get used to!" said Jekyll as he calmed down and tarted to prepare to shave.
"So, on to Ireland it is then......."
"Yeah."
"And that dosn't bother you?"
"No, Why should it?"
"Oh Nothing, just happens that the woman you lust for is on her way to buy the farm....."
"Cow."
"What?"
"You said buy the farm, which means death, You should say Buy the cow, which means Marriage, and no, I'm totally cool about it."
"Who are you kidding Hank? you still want her, you probebly would live for this ship to sink right now, youd rather die than her marrying that Immortal pansy welk.... "
"Are you sure this is not a way to get me to break up Mina and Dorian so that you could get a shot at the Immortal pansy welk?"
"......"
"I knew it!"
"I just feel so lonely! sniff" said Hyde as he started to sob.
"Hey! What are you a little girl, 'Oh I crave Dorian but he dosn't love me', you make me sick! Edward, your a towering instrument of distruction, your a world renowned murderer, you have killed men and women in whitechapel, the rue morgue and the World University of Mimes!! Arent you?"
"Yes I am!" said Hyde from amidst his crys.
"I can't hear you..." said Jekyll.
"YES I AM!" shouted Hyde.
"I said I can't hear you, I didn't ask you to defen me, and whatelse are you?"
"I am NOT a little girl."
"And....?"
"I am a NATURAL BORN PARTY ANIMAL!"
"That the spirit, so stop crying, put your chin up and toughen up solider, as soon as we arrive at our destination, you and I, devowring that fine ale of Ireland and perhaps a tavern wench or two."
Jekyll opened Hatch of the Nautiulus coning tower and steped out wearing a shirt and trousers withno tie or jacket, there he saw Nemona, Dame Elain Quatermain, Dorian, Skinner and Mina, they all sat arownd a table set there enjoying breakfast, there was an empty seat obviously put there for him, allof the League were dressed casually except for the Captain, ad Skiner who was not drssed at all and was only announced by a flow of pancakes that elevated in to the Invisible mans mouth and down his Invisible throat and into his invisible stomach, where food turned invisible.
"Mornin'" said the Good Doctor as he sat down between Mina and Skinner and across of Dorian, pretty soon he was eatingh cruesants ad downing coffe, non-decaf if your asking.
"Dorian, are you playing Footsis with me?" asked Skinner after a short while.
"I.... thaught it was Mina's leg."
"You Confused me and Skinner, EWWWW!" said Mina with great disgust.
"Well its not my falt that Skinner's leg is slender and soft and smooth...." said gray before he was interupted by Mina who furiouisly said: "Are you sure its me who you want to marry?"
"That was a mear honest mistake..." said gray before he was iterupted again this time by Nemona who said: "Please be quiet, this breakfast is supposed to be a celebration of our time spent togeather, by tonight we will arrive at ireland, where your wedding will be heald soon, and naturally, you are a bit on you nerves, so shut up and finish your breakfast."
The League was silent for a moment.
"Umm Skinner, why is your leg soft and smooth?" asked Elain.
"Invisiblity side-effect, can't grow hair no more."
Thanks for your time, R&R.