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NOTE: I'm not being dislexic but the N on my keyboard has been acting up so it may ot be where it should.
SCENE 3
It was 9 p.m. in a small costal town of Ireland, one that most of its localers made a living threw producing Ale, was Dorian Gray's Manor, -or was it a catle? I don't know really, lets just Imagine it a castle ad call it a manor, Okey?-, and it was geerally refered to as 'The Gray Manor', which is funny concidering it was painted in a whitesh shade of blue, and it oversaw a small gulf that Extended from the Northern Sea and into the Island - thats is if Ireland was anywhere ear the Northern Sea, Geogrpahy isn't really my thing you sea, I was always better in History-.
All of a sudden, waves appeard on the surface of the gulf, then a huge metallic vessel emerged to the surface, one that we know as the Nautiulus, Captian Nemona's finest creation.
The side of the Nautiulus opened up to expose the six members of the League, who then got out along with several of Nemona's Crew Members who we're carrying the bags of five out of the six, excluding Skinner who wore what he owned and had a jar of greas paint under one arm, and a bottle of Whisky under the other.
Several Hours Later.......
All Six were in the main dinning room in the Gray Manor, along with many of Nemona's crew, They we're all havig a jolly good time, ad why not? There was Lechor and Good Food evrywhere, food that by the by wasn't cooked by Mina, and while evryone was eating and drinking and shouting, The Newly Knighted Quatermain stood up and said: "Excuse me...."
But she wasn't heard.
"Excuse me..." she said louder, but to a semilar resault.
"EXCUSE ME!" She yelled and 3rd time wasn't the charm, so she grabed her Elephant Gun and fired a round at the Ceiling, this time all paid attention.
"Thank you!" she chearfully said before proceiding, "Two Years ago, Sandeirson Reid came to me saying that Britania was in Peril, and I answerd the call, and wound up meeting you people, at first I had negative thaughts about each of you, I thought Dorian was too gay, I thought Mina was too girly, I thought Nemo was too Hairy, thaught Skinner was too Invisible and thaught Jekyll was too weird, but now, I realize that England's freaks are England's Finest, and I'm proud to be in your prescense here today."
"Awww!" they said.
"Here is for looking at you Fellow Leaguers, Cheers."
"Cheers!" said he rest as they all drank to his toast.
"We really have transformed alot throughout the past couple of years.." said Nemona.
"I actually remember the morning it began" said Mina before continuing, "It was about three months after the entire Mongolia Event....."
(Flashback to three months after the events of the Movie)
It was Four A.M. when Mina woke up on the Nautiulus, as she had did for the past four months since she joined the League, she was heading to the Kitchin to look for some blood left from the slaughtering of Goats, since eating Cows was a no-no on the Submarine of the Hindu Pirate; and if she couldn't find any, she was sure Nemo won't miss a Crew Member or Two.
"A Paint of Blood! A Paint of Blood! My Victoria's Secret collection for a Paint of Blood!" she mumbeld to her half asleap self, when all of a sudden, she saw a Man wearing a gray suit, a man with black long hair and a pansy-ass goatte, A Man who was roaming around in the corridors of the Nautiulus with all the worlds astonishment in his eyes. A Man she killed Six Months earlyer.
"BASTARD!!!" roared Mina as she began hitting Dorian on the head with a shovel which just happined to appear magically in her hands.
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!" replied Dorian in pain.
"YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD!"
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
An Hour later....
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
Skinner walked out of his Cabin wearig a pair of boxers onley, to see Mina in a robe pummiling Dorian to death, which was strange cause he could have sworn that the robe was not in her room which he had been nosing around in the previous day.
"Mornin' Mina."
"Good Morning Mr. Skinner."
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"Mornin' you back-stabbing, skin-snatching Pansy Bastard!!"
"Good Morning, OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"Mina?"
"Yes."
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"How is it that Dorian is alive?"
"Don't know."
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"Perhaps you could stop beating him with the shovell long enough so that he could tell us?"
"I Like that Idea, OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"I don't know.... Ok."
Mina then dropped the shovell and backed up as she watched the Immortal's head stop bleading and magicly heal in a matter of seconds.
"Now before I leave my Vempiric girlfriend..." said Skinner.
"Your hiss girlfriend?!" asked Dorian.
"EWWW!" proclaimd Mina.
"It's all a matter of time Luv, anyway, before I leave Mina to beat you till Judgement day, would you mind telling us how is it that your back to life?"
"I don't know!"
"What do you mean you don't know?!" asked a furious Mina.
"I mean first it was you and I fighting, then I stabbed you, then I almost was about to be a Necropheliac but then changed my mind, so I pulled out my sword and you came back to life, then I was pinned to the wall, then I saw my Picture, and after that I was a skelliton, AND YOU STOLE MY PIMP HAT! then I'm here, then it's you with the shovel."
"Ok, now hit him." said Skinner as he started to walk away.
"Allan, help me!" cried Dorian as he saw the great white hunter roaming around much like he was.
"What is this, 'Night of the Living Dead'?" said Skinner.
"What? when was Allan dead?" asked Dorian.
"Shortly after you, M stabed him, Hey, ALLAN!" said Mina.
"Mish Harker?" said Quatermain.
"Murray, actually. We'rent you supposed to be Sic feet under african soil?"
"I wash, then it wash shomeone chanting in Shwahilli when I wash trying to get shome shut eye in my comfy warm grave, sho I yelled 'KEEP IT DOWN YOU IDIOT!' so he shut up and I wash left in peace, then I'm here..."
"Quatermain?!" asked a curious approaching captian Nemo, who the looked at the fallen Immortal and furiously said "GRAY!".
"This can't be good." said a worried Dorian.
"But How?" asked Nemo.
"They we're dead and now they are not." said Skinner.
"I say we throw the bastard overboard, or better yet, I say LOCK HIM UP WITH THE GAY SAILORS!" shouted Quatermain.
"Please Don't." cried Gray, who then got up and backed up a bit and adressed the four, "Look, I know you probebly arn't happy to see me, but as I said before on that recording of M's, I don't especially hate you all, well, maby I do hate Sawyer a little, and I didn't like M at all, all I did was for the portrait, and now that M is out of the picture, this paives the road ahead for us for a clean slait, what do you say?"
"I say How many Gay sailors are there on this ship?" replied Mnia.
"Time to run now." said Dorian as he turned around and ran like hell, he was then followed by all Nemo, Mina, Allan and the floating boxers.
All of a sudden one of the door in the corridor opened and out went a casually dressed Jekyll, which caused all six to collide togeather.
"OW! Whoever has his arse in my face better get it out of there right now." Shouted Jekyll.
"That'd be me!" said Quatermain.
"Quatermain?! Ho...."
"Dorian and Alan were dead but their not anymore." said Nemo.
"Dorian? That High Society Eternall Fag is alive?"
"I find that very offensive!" said Dorian.
"Well you can find beep beep beep beep the mother of al beeps." replied Dr. Jekyll.
"DOCTOR JEKYLL! I CAN'T BELEAVE IT!" said a unbeleaving Quatermain.
"DOCTOR JEKYLL! I'M STUNNED!" said a stunned Nemo.
"'ENRY! I'M IMPRESSED!" said an Impressed Skinner.
"DOCTOR JEKYLL! I'M APPAULD! I THINK THAT LANGUAGE IS VERY VULGAR AND UNLIKELY A GENTELMAN OF SCIENCE! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!" said an Appauld Mina.
"You Can think whatever you want missy, cause I've had it with you. After months of behaving all nice and gentelman like in hopes of wining you over and getting into your pants, this is obviously not going anywhere, so from now on, its the real Henry Jekyll, a stupid vulgar drunkin buffon."
"Oh great, another Skinner." said Mina as she rolled her eyes.
"I feel diffrent! Thats strange!" said Nemona.
"Me too, I feel cold.." Said Alan.
"I feel Hungry..." said Nemona.
"I feel cranky.." Said Alan.
"Sounds to me you feel like women!" said Mina.
"Yeah, Right!" Said Alan.
Al six the got up and fixed their attire, cept for Skinner who took his off. All of a sudden, Mina, Dorian, Skinner and Jekyll's eyes widned as they saw the changes that happined to Allan and Nemo.
"You're Women!" said Dorian.
"What?" said Allan and Nemo in unison.
"Nemo, your beard is gone, and you got breasts! not very attractive ones but their there non theless!!" said Dorian.
"It's true!" said Allan.
"And you, Allan! Your beard is gone too! you also have breasts! and Unless I'm mistaken, you can now properly pronounce your Ss!" said Nemo.
"STELLA! STELLA![1] good god you're Right! Whats the explanation to all of this?" asked Alan.
"You have been transformed to women!" said Dorian.
"Really?" said a sarcastic Jekyll.
"Wait a minute, there is something we must check.." said Allan.
"Indeed!" said Nemo.
Both -not so musculine anymore- men went into separate cabbies, two seconds later two loud, sharp screams were heard from both men.
"It's gone!" cried Alan -now known as Elain-.
"NEHI!![2]" shouted Nemo -now known as Nemona-.
Both WOMEN then came outside, sat down and started to sob.
"Look up!" said Skinner.
All six looked up to see, Err, myself the Author.
"What the hell! We're in FanFic!" hollard Jekyll.
"What should we do?" said Mina.
"Well, we now have to adress these two ladys by Elain and Nemona." said Skinner.
An Hour later....
Nemona and Elain we're still crying.
"I think I can see why al this have happined." said Mina.
"Tell us." said Jekyll.
"Well, Given the fact that we're in Bloody Griffin's -formally known as Dr. Griffin and THE SARDONIC ONE- Fic, I think tha the Authors lack of Traditional Saity has caused Radom changes of Characteristics from what was in the Movie, Jekyll's Vulgarity, the Gender transformation of Allan and Nemo..." said Mina.
"Eheee.." cried ElainAllan.
"You're not such a stuck up beep anymore, Ehee" said Nemona/Nemo, who then kept on crying.
"Skinner is... Well Skinner hasn't changes had he?" asked Dorian.
"Dorian is kinda Friedly, down to earth and not that proud Asshole he was in the movie.." said Jekyll, who then get pissed and contiued in a threatining tone "'What good are you' my arse, I happen to be a physician with thirty-five years of Medical and Chemical Experiance, not to metion all those years that I was messing around in my dad's garage, I HATE YOU!"
"Umm.... I'm sorry, didn't mean to hut your feelings." said an Embaraced Dorian.
"Thats Okey, I forgive you.." said a -now- calm Jekyll, who then gave Dorian a manly hug.
"Oh, let me in on that mates!" said Skinner who then joined in on the hug.
"This could be the start of an Extraordiary Frienship!" said a hopeful grinig Dorian.
"Men!" said a disgusted Mina.
"EHEEEEEEEE...." said Allan and Nemona.
"Wait what about Sawyer?" asked Skinner.
Jekyll and Skinner then went on searching for Sawyer and came back a while later with a note.
"Dear Leaguers, I quit the League uder the request of my Aunt Polly who asked me to stop making an ass out of myself and come home to paint the fence, Toodel-O." read Skinner from the Note.
"Thank god!" said Skinner.
"I'm releaved." said Dorian.
"Ehheeee." said Nemona and Elain.
"I thaught it was very childish when he came back after that big building collapsed on top of him in Venica." said Mina.
"What about these two?" asked Jekyll refering at Nemona and Elain.
Mina eyed both sobbing Women who werent so an hour ago, she then sat on the ground between then and put an arm over each, before saying "Hey Girls?"
"Yes?" Answerd Nemona.
"Do you wan't to go shopping for shoes?"
"I think that would make me feel much better." said Elain as she stopped crying.
Read if you can, Review if you must...
[1] Thats my Tributr to one of our times finest MenArtists, Marlon Brando 1923-2004.
[2] Thats Ordu for NO!!
NOTE: I'm not being dislexic but the N on my keyboard has been acting up so it may ot be where it should.
SCENE 3
It was 9 p.m. in a small costal town of Ireland, one that most of its localers made a living threw producing Ale, was Dorian Gray's Manor, -or was it a catle? I don't know really, lets just Imagine it a castle ad call it a manor, Okey?-, and it was geerally refered to as 'The Gray Manor', which is funny concidering it was painted in a whitesh shade of blue, and it oversaw a small gulf that Extended from the Northern Sea and into the Island - thats is if Ireland was anywhere ear the Northern Sea, Geogrpahy isn't really my thing you sea, I was always better in History-.
All of a sudden, waves appeard on the surface of the gulf, then a huge metallic vessel emerged to the surface, one that we know as the Nautiulus, Captian Nemona's finest creation.
The side of the Nautiulus opened up to expose the six members of the League, who then got out along with several of Nemona's Crew Members who we're carrying the bags of five out of the six, excluding Skinner who wore what he owned and had a jar of greas paint under one arm, and a bottle of Whisky under the other.
Several Hours Later.......
All Six were in the main dinning room in the Gray Manor, along with many of Nemona's crew, They we're all havig a jolly good time, ad why not? There was Lechor and Good Food evrywhere, food that by the by wasn't cooked by Mina, and while evryone was eating and drinking and shouting, The Newly Knighted Quatermain stood up and said: "Excuse me...."
But she wasn't heard.
"Excuse me..." she said louder, but to a semilar resault.
"EXCUSE ME!" She yelled and 3rd time wasn't the charm, so she grabed her Elephant Gun and fired a round at the Ceiling, this time all paid attention.
"Thank you!" she chearfully said before proceiding, "Two Years ago, Sandeirson Reid came to me saying that Britania was in Peril, and I answerd the call, and wound up meeting you people, at first I had negative thaughts about each of you, I thought Dorian was too gay, I thought Mina was too girly, I thought Nemo was too Hairy, thaught Skinner was too Invisible and thaught Jekyll was too weird, but now, I realize that England's freaks are England's Finest, and I'm proud to be in your prescense here today."
"Awww!" they said.
"Here is for looking at you Fellow Leaguers, Cheers."
"Cheers!" said he rest as they all drank to his toast.
"We really have transformed alot throughout the past couple of years.." said Nemona.
"I actually remember the morning it began" said Mina before continuing, "It was about three months after the entire Mongolia Event....."
(Flashback to three months after the events of the Movie)
It was Four A.M. when Mina woke up on the Nautiulus, as she had did for the past four months since she joined the League, she was heading to the Kitchin to look for some blood left from the slaughtering of Goats, since eating Cows was a no-no on the Submarine of the Hindu Pirate; and if she couldn't find any, she was sure Nemo won't miss a Crew Member or Two.
"A Paint of Blood! A Paint of Blood! My Victoria's Secret collection for a Paint of Blood!" she mumbeld to her half asleap self, when all of a sudden, she saw a Man wearing a gray suit, a man with black long hair and a pansy-ass goatte, A Man who was roaming around in the corridors of the Nautiulus with all the worlds astonishment in his eyes. A Man she killed Six Months earlyer.
"BASTARD!!!" roared Mina as she began hitting Dorian on the head with a shovel which just happined to appear magically in her hands.
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!" replied Dorian in pain.
"YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD!"
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
An Hour later....
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
Skinner walked out of his Cabin wearig a pair of boxers onley, to see Mina in a robe pummiling Dorian to death, which was strange cause he could have sworn that the robe was not in her room which he had been nosing around in the previous day.
"Mornin' Mina."
"Good Morning Mr. Skinner."
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"Mornin' you back-stabbing, skin-snatching Pansy Bastard!!"
"Good Morning, OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"Mina?"
"Yes."
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"How is it that Dorian is alive?"
"Don't know."
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"Perhaps you could stop beating him with the shovell long enough so that he could tell us?"
"I Like that Idea, OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
"I don't know.... Ok."
Mina then dropped the shovell and backed up as she watched the Immortal's head stop bleading and magicly heal in a matter of seconds.
"Now before I leave my Vempiric girlfriend..." said Skinner.
"Your hiss girlfriend?!" asked Dorian.
"EWWW!" proclaimd Mina.
"It's all a matter of time Luv, anyway, before I leave Mina to beat you till Judgement day, would you mind telling us how is it that your back to life?"
"I don't know!"
"What do you mean you don't know?!" asked a furious Mina.
"I mean first it was you and I fighting, then I stabbed you, then I almost was about to be a Necropheliac but then changed my mind, so I pulled out my sword and you came back to life, then I was pinned to the wall, then I saw my Picture, and after that I was a skelliton, AND YOU STOLE MY PIMP HAT! then I'm here, then it's you with the shovel."
"Ok, now hit him." said Skinner as he started to walk away.
"Allan, help me!" cried Dorian as he saw the great white hunter roaming around much like he was.
"What is this, 'Night of the Living Dead'?" said Skinner.
"What? when was Allan dead?" asked Dorian.
"Shortly after you, M stabed him, Hey, ALLAN!" said Mina.
"Mish Harker?" said Quatermain.
"Murray, actually. We'rent you supposed to be Sic feet under african soil?"
"I wash, then it wash shomeone chanting in Shwahilli when I wash trying to get shome shut eye in my comfy warm grave, sho I yelled 'KEEP IT DOWN YOU IDIOT!' so he shut up and I wash left in peace, then I'm here..."
"Quatermain?!" asked a curious approaching captian Nemo, who the looked at the fallen Immortal and furiously said "GRAY!".
"This can't be good." said a worried Dorian.
"But How?" asked Nemo.
"They we're dead and now they are not." said Skinner.
"I say we throw the bastard overboard, or better yet, I say LOCK HIM UP WITH THE GAY SAILORS!" shouted Quatermain.
"Please Don't." cried Gray, who then got up and backed up a bit and adressed the four, "Look, I know you probebly arn't happy to see me, but as I said before on that recording of M's, I don't especially hate you all, well, maby I do hate Sawyer a little, and I didn't like M at all, all I did was for the portrait, and now that M is out of the picture, this paives the road ahead for us for a clean slait, what do you say?"
"I say How many Gay sailors are there on this ship?" replied Mnia.
"Time to run now." said Dorian as he turned around and ran like hell, he was then followed by all Nemo, Mina, Allan and the floating boxers.
All of a sudden one of the door in the corridor opened and out went a casually dressed Jekyll, which caused all six to collide togeather.
"OW! Whoever has his arse in my face better get it out of there right now." Shouted Jekyll.
"That'd be me!" said Quatermain.
"Quatermain?! Ho...."
"Dorian and Alan were dead but their not anymore." said Nemo.
"Dorian? That High Society Eternall Fag is alive?"
"I find that very offensive!" said Dorian.
"Well you can find beep beep beep beep the mother of al beeps." replied Dr. Jekyll.
"DOCTOR JEKYLL! I CAN'T BELEAVE IT!" said a unbeleaving Quatermain.
"DOCTOR JEKYLL! I'M STUNNED!" said a stunned Nemo.
"'ENRY! I'M IMPRESSED!" said an Impressed Skinner.
"DOCTOR JEKYLL! I'M APPAULD! I THINK THAT LANGUAGE IS VERY VULGAR AND UNLIKELY A GENTELMAN OF SCIENCE! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!" said an Appauld Mina.
"You Can think whatever you want missy, cause I've had it with you. After months of behaving all nice and gentelman like in hopes of wining you over and getting into your pants, this is obviously not going anywhere, so from now on, its the real Henry Jekyll, a stupid vulgar drunkin buffon."
"Oh great, another Skinner." said Mina as she rolled her eyes.
"I feel diffrent! Thats strange!" said Nemona.
"Me too, I feel cold.." Said Alan.
"I feel Hungry..." said Nemona.
"I feel cranky.." Said Alan.
"Sounds to me you feel like women!" said Mina.
"Yeah, Right!" Said Alan.
Al six the got up and fixed their attire, cept for Skinner who took his off. All of a sudden, Mina, Dorian, Skinner and Jekyll's eyes widned as they saw the changes that happined to Allan and Nemo.
"You're Women!" said Dorian.
"What?" said Allan and Nemo in unison.
"Nemo, your beard is gone, and you got breasts! not very attractive ones but their there non theless!!" said Dorian.
"It's true!" said Allan.
"And you, Allan! Your beard is gone too! you also have breasts! and Unless I'm mistaken, you can now properly pronounce your Ss!" said Nemo.
"STELLA! STELLA![1] good god you're Right! Whats the explanation to all of this?" asked Alan.
"You have been transformed to women!" said Dorian.
"Really?" said a sarcastic Jekyll.
"Wait a minute, there is something we must check.." said Allan.
"Indeed!" said Nemo.
Both -not so musculine anymore- men went into separate cabbies, two seconds later two loud, sharp screams were heard from both men.
"It's gone!" cried Alan -now known as Elain-.
"NEHI!![2]" shouted Nemo -now known as Nemona-.
Both WOMEN then came outside, sat down and started to sob.
"Look up!" said Skinner.
All six looked up to see, Err, myself the Author.
"What the hell! We're in FanFic!" hollard Jekyll.
"What should we do?" said Mina.
"Well, we now have to adress these two ladys by Elain and Nemona." said Skinner.
An Hour later....
Nemona and Elain we're still crying.
"I think I can see why al this have happined." said Mina.
"Tell us." said Jekyll.
"Well, Given the fact that we're in Bloody Griffin's -formally known as Dr. Griffin and THE SARDONIC ONE- Fic, I think tha the Authors lack of Traditional Saity has caused Radom changes of Characteristics from what was in the Movie, Jekyll's Vulgarity, the Gender transformation of Allan and Nemo..." said Mina.
"Eheee.." cried ElainAllan.
"You're not such a stuck up beep anymore, Ehee" said Nemona/Nemo, who then kept on crying.
"Skinner is... Well Skinner hasn't changes had he?" asked Dorian.
"Dorian is kinda Friedly, down to earth and not that proud Asshole he was in the movie.." said Jekyll, who then get pissed and contiued in a threatining tone "'What good are you' my arse, I happen to be a physician with thirty-five years of Medical and Chemical Experiance, not to metion all those years that I was messing around in my dad's garage, I HATE YOU!"
"Umm.... I'm sorry, didn't mean to hut your feelings." said an Embaraced Dorian.
"Thats Okey, I forgive you.." said a -now- calm Jekyll, who then gave Dorian a manly hug.
"Oh, let me in on that mates!" said Skinner who then joined in on the hug.
"This could be the start of an Extraordiary Frienship!" said a hopeful grinig Dorian.
"Men!" said a disgusted Mina.
"EHEEEEEEEE...." said Allan and Nemona.
"Wait what about Sawyer?" asked Skinner.
Jekyll and Skinner then went on searching for Sawyer and came back a while later with a note.
"Dear Leaguers, I quit the League uder the request of my Aunt Polly who asked me to stop making an ass out of myself and come home to paint the fence, Toodel-O." read Skinner from the Note.
"Thank god!" said Skinner.
"I'm releaved." said Dorian.
"Ehheeee." said Nemona and Elain.
"I thaught it was very childish when he came back after that big building collapsed on top of him in Venica." said Mina.
"What about these two?" asked Jekyll refering at Nemona and Elain.
Mina eyed both sobbing Women who werent so an hour ago, she then sat on the ground between then and put an arm over each, before saying "Hey Girls?"
"Yes?" Answerd Nemona.
"Do you wan't to go shopping for shoes?"
"I think that would make me feel much better." said Elain as she stopped crying.
Read if you can, Review if you must...
[1] Thats my Tributr to one of our times finest MenArtists, Marlon Brando 1923-2004.
[2] Thats Ordu for NO!!