Keitaro's Third worse nightmare.
By: Daimyo Shi
Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina, no how much I would like to. Or how much I wish to date the Hina girls other than Naru Keitaro can keep her.
I dedicate this fic to Baka-Alaskan my only true fan.
[thoughts]
Keitaro finds himself fighting the haze of sleep as the sun filters into his room through the window. The Warmth of his bed is trying to lull him back into sleep. Keitaro feels himself fall into the urge to sleep more. [It is the weekend anyway, A little more sleep won't hurt.] just before he goes back to sleep Keitaro feels that his arms around someone. Keitaro forces his eyes open to see Shinobu under his blankets and with his arms around. She looks like an angel as she has cuddled into Keitaro's arms. [How this happen? She wasn't there when I went to bed! Naru is going to kill me!] Shinobu shifts slightly to get close to Keitaro. Her arms are around Keitaro.
[I can't move without waking her up.] Keitaro look down at Shinobu and realizes that she is not clothed in anyway that he can see. [Oh, shit! Naru is going to kill me! And the Motoko will kill me again! I can't remember either of use drinking last night so I have no idea how she got here. Oh what am I going to do. I have to wake her up. Wait she scream and Naru will poke her head through that hole and then kill me. By all the Kami and Buddha why is this happening to me.]
At that moment Keitaro can hear Shinobu mutter in her sleep. "Senpai, I love you." Shinobu shifts slightly getting even closer to Keitaro.
[Hey, that kind of feels good. Wait! bad hormones! She just a young girl she probably talking about some at her school. I slap myself if I could for that thought.] The only good thing was Keitaro didn't have a nose bleed which was good because there would be no way to avoid getting his blood on Shinobu if he had one. Keitaro kept trying to figure a way out of it, of course his normal bad luck was about to kick in. Keitaro could hear the foot falls out side in the hall coming to his door. His door slid open and a slightly panicked Naru was standing there. "Keitaro we can't find Shino . . . KEITARO!!! YOU PERVERT!" says Naru as two cross shaped vein appear on he forehead.
"Naru, I can explain well sort of." says Keitaro.
Naru's shouting cause Shinobu to wake up. "Nani?" she looks at Keitaro who in bed with her she pulls away from him which cause the sheets to fall of her. She is clad only in her PJ bottoms, where as Keitaro is fully clothed in PJ. Keitaro turns so that he can't see Shinobu and utters a prayer to the Kami that he might live through this. Shinobu grabs the sheet pulling it up so she not on display. Naru kicks Keitaro through his window sending him flying into the bamboo forest beyond.
"Naru-Senpai, why did you do that?" asks Shinobu.
"He is a pervert, who seduced you and violated you." says Naru.
"Uh, Naru-Senpai I snuck in here. I wanted to be with Keitaro-Senpai. I got scared, with the thunder storm. I just came in here because I knew that I would be safe with Senpai.
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Keitaro stumbles out of the forest, to find himself face to face with Motoko.
"What have you done with Naru this Time Urashima?" asks Motoko her Katana already out of its Saya.
"Nothing! It is all a misunderstanding you see she found Shinobu in bed with me . . ."Keitaro doesn't get to finish.
"Die pervert!" says Motoko slashing at Keitaro, the Ki attack sends him flying in the air until nothing but a twinkle can be seen by Motoko.
[This is going to hurt.]
Motoko Charges into Hinata Sou to console Shinobu [There is not telling what that pervert has done! There is no limits to his evil!] thinks Motoko. She finds Naru and Shinobu in Keitaro's room. Shinobu is in tears.
"There, there Keitaro cannot harm you now." says Motoko in a soothing voice.
"Motoko-Senpai you didn't hurt Keitaro-Senpai did you?" ask Shinobu.
"Yes of course what he did was inexcusable." says Motoko with a voice filled with hate.
"But Motoko, I snuck in here on my own! Why do you and Naru never listen to Keitaro-Senpai! You never let him explain. You never give him the benefit of the doubt. You just hit him sky high. I hate you! I hate you both!" says Shinobu with anger in her voice and tears in her eyes. Shinobu stands up and starts to leave the room.
"Where are you going?" asks Naru.
"To find Keitaro-Senpai Someone has to show that they care for him." says Shinobu.
Shinobu storms of down the hall.
"Uh . . . Naru-Senpai what happened?" asks Motoko.
"It looks like Karma bit Naru in the ass." says Kitsune who appears in Keitaro's door dressed in a red silk teddy.
"Huh?" says Motoko.
"It seems that last night's thunder storm scared Shinobu and she came to Keitaro's room because she felt safe here." says Naru.
"Yep, I saw her last night come into Keitaro's room last night." says Kitsune.
"And you didn't stop her?" says Motoko.
"Hey, despite what you two think Keitaro is not a pervert, he very controlled. He has some of the worse luck I have ever seen, but that beside the point. Further, Shinobu is old enough that if she wants to be with someone it is not of our business. Shinobu has a point you two never let him explain. I can see why she mad." says Kitsune with a cocky smile. "Now I suggest when they both get back you both say you are sorry to Keitaro. Maybe Shinobu will forgive you, after all she seems like the forgiving type."
"Maybe you are right, Kitsune." says Naru.
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Shinobu dressed in he PJ bottoms, a blue coat and running shoes as she searches Hina city for her beloved Senpai. After a great deal of searching she find him in a crater in a park.
"Senpai?" says Shinobu as she runs over the Keitaro's prone form.
"Shinobu?" asks Keitaro as he raise himself out of the crater.
"Senpai, are you alright?'asks Shinobu as tear again form in her eyes.
"I have made you cry again." says Keitaro.
"It not you fault, it is Naru and Motoko's fault." says Shinobu with venom in her voice.
Keitaro is taken back by the anger in Shinobu's eyes as he speaks of her friends. "Shinobu . . ."
"I are you alright Senpai, I can get you an ambulance if you like." says Shinobu with concern in her voice.
"No I am fine. Let's go home." says Keitaro.
Shinobu and Keitaro walk hand in hand to Hinata Sou. As the enter the main room Naru and Motoko stand there the bow low to Keitaro and Shinobu.
"We are sorry that we didn't listen to Keitaro's explanation. We shall endeavour to listen carefully next time can you forgive us."
"Of course we can," says Keitaro as he looks at Shinobu serious expression "Can't we?"
Shinobu sternly looks at Motoko and Naru. "You must wash Senpai's clothes today and do all his chores for him since you have hurt him." says Shinobu in her best grown up lay down the law impression.
"Nani?" says Motoko and Naru.
"You heard me! Only by doing this shall I forgive you." says Shinobu.
"Yes of course." says Naru and Motoko as the go off to start Keitaro's chores.
Kitsune is of course laughing her head of in the corner.
"I make you breakfast Senpai." says Shinobu.
"Yes of course as Keitaro tries to puzzle out what has happened.
Owari
Japanese terms:
-chan, honorific means small or little often used between parents and children, sometime between friends can be use between lovers too.
-kun, Sort of a male version of Chan but more masculine often used between friends and older people to boys that they know. Kei-kun is a favourite of Mutsumi for Keitaro.
San is Mister or Miss, a polite way to address an inferior or an equal. Note that both this and sama are used with a family name which in Japan come first
kabuki is a style of theatre in Japan. It very lively and dynamic. Often actors faces are painted with make up.
Nani: what.
Katana: A Japanese long Sword that has a slightly curved blade, between 80cm and 90cm in Blade length. The sword and soul of a samurai.
Saya is the sheath for a Nihonto, normally made of wood.
Nihonto: Japanese Sword
Ki, Energy, or aura similar to the Chinese word Chi. Very common to martial artists.