"Firs' years 'ere!" They heard Hagrid say. Hermione, Harry, and Ron all hopped into a carriage. "Ron what else does the legend say?" Harry asked. Ron sighed, "Ok. Well Merlin got his wand from an ancient tree. The oldest tree ever. Over time the wand gained power. Don't ask me how, how no one knows. Then years later Morgan got jealous because her wand was a dud and Merlin's was all powerful. So they fought over the wand. They were pulling on it when it snapped. Then again, don't ask me how, the wand, well actually wands, became more powerful than before. Except there was a problem, the wands were too strong, and they actually took over Merlin and Morgan. Because of what happened earlier I can say that Kaily and Leah control the wands not vice versa.". "Harry!" Hermione exclaimed, "I know why Voldemort was going after you!" "Don't say his name." Ron exclaimed. "Shut up Ron. I bet Voldemort thought you were going to control the wands. He wanted to kill you so then he would be safe. That's why Taelia wants you to teach Leah magic! So she can defeat Voldemort, but Harry, you also need to teach Kaily. Her wand is slightly more powerful than Leah's." Hermione said quickly. "Well, if Kaily is stronger than why should I be teaching-hold on? Hermione, how did you know that's what Taelia wanted me to do?" Harry asked. "That's not important. What is important is that you make sure both Leah and Kaily learn magic." Hermione said. "Hello. I'm sitting here. Nobody talking to me. Remember me?! It's Ron!" Ron said sarcastically. "Sorry Ron." Harry said quickly still staring at Hermione. "Hey I've heard that Professor Binns finally realized that he's dead. He totally freaked out and now shares the bathroom with Moaning Myrtle. He refuses to teach so the Ministry sent over someone." Ron said suddenly. "I wonder who it is." Hermione said. Then, the carriage stopped. All three of them walked up to the castle. "Settle down. Settle down. The first years are arriving." Professor McGonagall announced. Everyone became silent. The double doors opened and the 1st years filed in. All with worried looks on their faces except Kaily and Leah. They both looked quite grim. That made Ron, Hermione, and Harry worried. Some of the 1st years stared at the ceiling in awe and others kept looking around the room. The Sorting Hat began to sing:

"Welcome, Welcome

to y'all

Now it's the beginning of fall

I may look like rubbish

Something on the street

Just be glad you don't put me on your feet

There is nothing in your head

That I can't see

But don't worry

The brave and loyal go to Gryffindor

The courteous and compassionate go to Hufflepuff

The cunning and sly go to Slytherin

And last but not least

The brilliant and unique go to Ravenclaw

Who's first?"

Everyone applauded. Professor McGonagall took out a scroll and began to read. One by one the students came forth.

"Wednesday Addams!"

"Slytherin!"

"Robert Alfondoss!"

"Hufflepuff!" (last name pronounced with a "z" at the end because he's German)

"Jennifer Alwin!"

"Ravenclaw!"

Three more people were sent to Hufflepuff. Ron was having fun guessing where each person would go. He was entirely right so far.

"Phillip Mandrik!"

"Ravenclaw." Ron whispered. ( Phillip Mandrik was blind)

"Slytherin!" Ron's jaw dropped. What?! He mouthed. Malfoy stepped forth to "help" Phillip find a seat. He directed him to Gryffindor. "This is not Slytherin" he growled. He quickly put his walking stick behind Malfoy's legs and tripped him. Malfoy landed flat on his bottom. Phillip grinned and Wednesday Addams scooted over just so he could sit next to her. Malfoy moaned. "Yep. That's a slytherin". Ron whispered. "Moving on." Professor McGonagall said ignoring Malfoy.

"Jasmine Nepolian"

"Gryffindor!"

A huge burst of applause erupted from the Gryffindor table. "Finally! I was worried we wouldn't get anyone!" Jordan exclaimed. 5 more people went to Hufflepuff. 3 more went to Gryffindor, and 2 went to Ravenclaw.

"Leah Riddle!"

The hall was dead silent.

"Wow! This is difficult. More difficult than Harry Potter. You have a compassionate side, very loyal, extremely cunning, and you have unusual power. Ahh. I see. Very smart-buttish. Well that narrows it down. Oohh. Slytherin runs in the blood. Well, that's gonna be the tie breaker. Slytherin!" the hat mused. "Ha! I knew it!" Ron said a little too loudly. "I didn't know you got so worked up over things like this" Leah said. Ron stuck out his tongue. "No thanks. I use toilet paper." Leah said sitting down. Everyone started to laugh. Ron scooted down into his seat.

"Kaily Winters!"

"Geez. What is this? Test the hat? You're even harder than Leah Riddle. Well, sometimes you're a bit shy. But you don't take anything from anyone. You're also loyal. What's with everyone having hidden talent? Well, I guess Slytherin!" Kaily smiled and walked over to the Slytherins.

"That completes the Sorting Ceremony." Professor McGonagall announced. Professor Dumbledore stood up. "The dark forest is strictly forbidden. Magic out of and between classes is forbidden. We have a new Defense against the dark arts Professor. It's Professor err" "Just call me Taelia". Taelia said and she waved at everyone. Professor Snape rolled his eyes. "Please make Taelia feel welcome." Professor Dumbledore said. Everyone applauded. "We also have a new History professor, somewhere..." Suddenly, the double doors burst open. A woman dripping wet walked in. She was wearing knee-high leather boots, a skirt so short that if she bent over her whole butt would show, a shirt that showed her belly button and showed A LOT of cleavage. All the females in the room became disgusted. All the males began to drool. All except Professor Dumbledore. "I think I'm gonna like History this year" Ron said. Harry nodded. Hermione smacked both of them on the heads.

"Slut!" Leah coughed extremely loud. "Totally!" Kaily coughed back. Several boys began to whistle. She smiled and tossed her wet blonde hair over her shoulder. "This is Professor Sandra Davie. She will teach history." Professor Dumbledore said loudly to get peoples' attention. Professor Davie sat down to the right of Professor Snape and he continued to stare at her. "Lets Eat!" Professor Dumbledore exclaimed. Taelia smacked Professor Snape on the back of the head. "Snap out of it!" she almost yelled. He didn't even flinch. Almost all males stared at Professor Davie. Taelia threw down her napkin. Professor Snape turned around, "Where are you going?". "I've lost my appetite" Taelia growled glaring at Professor Davie. At the Slytherin table Pansy Parkinson was wiping the drool off of Malfoy's face. She looked really upset. Kaily said loudly, "You would've thought they had never seen a slut before". "You're just jealous" Vincent Crabbe said angrily. "Face it Lobster. She's a s-l-u-t!" Wednesday Addams said as she re braided one side of her hair. Harry recognized her from somewhere but he just couldn't remember where. "Nice nick name Addams." Leah said. She thought calling Crabbe lobster was a good idea. "She's not a slut". Malfoy said defiantly. "You only say that because you're a boy". Leah said knowingly. "She's right Marshmallow" Kaily said. Leah began to laugh. "Man a little bit of me has rubbed off on everyone" she exclaimed. "I don't care. She's not a slut" Gregory Goyle said. "Gargoyle is right. She's an 'enchantress'. If she were a muggle she'd be a slut." Hermione said. All the females began to laugh. All except Professor Davie. "Leave her alone" Ron said angrily. Hermione rolled her eyes. "Lets go ladies." Hermione said angrily and she stood up. All the female students stood up. All with the same hatred for Professor Davie. Even Hufflepuffs.

"Why, I don't know what I did", Professor Davie said in her high pitch, innocent voice. "You didn't do anything" Professor Snape said, still not staring at her face, but lets just say everywhere else. Then he looked at her face. "Oh Sevy, you are so smart and handsome." She said. "Harry I need to tell you something" Taelia said grabbing Harry's shoulder. Professor Davie leaned in and kissed Professor Snape on the cheek. Taelia's grip tightened and made Harry yelp. "Tell me Sevy, can I call you by a nickname? What is your nickname?" she said. Professor Snape smiled, "Call me Pepe." Professor Davie giggled and said, "That's so cute." "That biatch, that prissy little b..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."

Taelia cursed under her breath. The actual language used is too adult to write down. Harry looked over at Taelia. Her face showed the ugliest hatred he had ever seen. She looked like she would kill Sandra Davie. "I'll talk to you later" she growled. She stormed out of the room, slamming the door shut behind her. Professor Snape stood up. "Taelia?" he said. He ran after her. "I'm gonna go find Hermione" Harry said. He walked out of the Great Hall, and heard Professor Snape yelling, "Taelia! Taelia!" "Harry!" Hermione yelled. She was up the stairs. He ran up to her. "Did you get over the slut yet?" she asked. Harry nodded. "What happened in there?" she asked. "Well Taelia came in to tell me something. That's when Professor Davie kissed Snape on the cheek. Well, Taelia wasn't happy. Then Professor Davie called Professor Snape "Pepe" which is Taelia's nickname for him." Harry said. Hermione gasped, "Those were bad moves. I can't believe it she's targeted Professor Snape!" "What do you mean targeted?" Harry asked. "Once an enchantress targets a man, she pulls out her tricks. Once she has them hooked, she makes them do whatever she wants. After she's satisfied, she goes black widow on them." Hermione explained. "She eats them?" Harry asked. "Sometimes" Hermione said calmly. Harry looked disgusted. "But most of the time, they just kill them and get Life Insurance. I know she's an enchantress for sure. In her office, there were 8 shrunken heads on her wall. All male by the looks of it. An enchantress always takes something from her victim, like a trademark. Her's happens to be a shrunken head. The victim's head." Hermione continued to explain. Harry looked extremely disgusted, "Great now I can never look at her the same again". "Good." Hermione snapped. "We don't want anything bad to happen" "Like what?" Harry asked a bit surprised. "Like being the 9th head" Hermione said. "Why the heads? That's gross" Harry asked as they made it to the Portrait of the Fat Lady. "She's probably one of the more powerful ones. I wouldn't be surprised if she had even more. Mintyhippo" Hermione said. They stepped through the portrait.

"How could Professor Dumbledore let someone who is dangerous teach at school?" Harry asked, sitting down on a couch. Hermione sighed and sat down next to Harry. "Probably because she was assigned by the Ministry you know how government works. They always have it their way." Harry nodded. "Do you know why Wednesday Addams would even be vaguely familiar to me?" he asked suddenly. "You've probably seen the muggle show 'The Addams family'. You know with Uncle Fester, Cousin It, Thing, all of them. That family is real ya' know." Hermione replied. "Obviously" Harry said like everyone knew. "Well, I better get up to bed." He said. Harry quickly ran up the stairs and got ready for bed. He then, well, went to bed.