A/N: Hiya, and welcome to the Group Session/ Last Chapter of Journals! Why didn't I have this up way earlier? I've been working on other things, and I always procrastinate on the last chapter.
Warnings: the usual. Some Relena Bashing, and all that. 3x4 fluff.
Disclaimer: I do not own the boys. Yet.
Journals
Group Session/ Entry 5
Duo: ...ure this thing's on?
Counselor: If the red light's on, it's working. And the red light's on. This is the audio recording of the Group Therapy Session for Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Rabera Winner, and Chang Wufei. Now, let's start.
Duo: It's about time. I was thinking we'd come for no reason. Well, I don't have any counseling things left to do snicker. Obviously.
Counselor: Speaking of which, would you please get off Heero? I think it's distracting the others.
Quatre: I'm not distracted by it.
Wufei: I am! Get off Yuy! It's bad enough I can hear you two through the wall, but I don't want to see it too!
Duo: Is it my fault you didn't move into a different room? I mean, we live in a freakin' mansion!
Heero: ...This will only take a few minutes?
Counselor: Yes.
loud thudding noise
Duo: Heeeeerroooooo! All you had to do was ask!
Heero: ...that was more fun.
Duo: He said fun! YAAAY!
thudding
Wufei: STOP BOUNCING ON YUY!
Duo: You're just mad 'cuz you aren't getting any.
Wufei: Baka Maxwell!
crashing
Counselor: Gentlemen! Stop breaking my furniture! Good lord...Boys! Stop it!
gun fires
glass breaking
Counselor: ...was the gun really necessary?
Trowa, Heero, Quatre: Yes.
Quatre: You have to come prepared when you put those two in the same room.
door opens
Duo: Now, did you really have to make me jump out the window?
Heero: You need the exercise.
Duo: Well, I must be doing my job wrong then...I'll have to fix that...
Counselor: DUO! We are here for therapy, not to make out with your boyfriend!
door opens again
Wufei: Trowa, do NOT shoot at me!
Trowa: It was either shoot you or shoot at you.
Wufei: ...good choice.
Counselor: NOW, down to business! I'm going to do this as quickly as possible. Wufei, what's the problem with this girl in the library?
Duo: Whoa! Wufei's got a gal pal! Color me surprised!
Wufei: ...muttering Chinese...
Counselor: Please, Mr. Chang, so the whole group can hear.
Wufei: ...some more muttering, this time NOT Chinese...
Counselor: Pardon?
Wufei: WE'RE GOING OUT TUESDAY! Damn it woman, get your ears cleaned!
Quatre: Well, congratulations!
Wufei: ...indiscernible muttering woman, gonna something something...grumble
Counselor: I'll just assume that's positive thinking. Now, Trowa, we have some things to discuss- and Duo, please get off Heero again.
Duo: (sulkily) I never get to have any fun.
Heero: I bought pudding.
Duo: YAAAY!!! Slip-slidin' fun!
Wufei: Oh dear god!
Trowa: nods
Counselor: Now, we have some things to discuss...well, I know it's supposed to be group therapy, but would you prefer if the other three left?
Duo: Thre-ohhh. Come on, Hee-babe. They can't object to what they can't see.
Heero: Hn. (but happy-sounding)
Door opens, closes.
Door opens and closes again.
Counselor: Now, I think you have something to say to Quatre.
Quatre: It's okay...he doesn't need to say anything...
Trowa: You're too polite.
Quatre: ...what?
Trowa: You shouldn't forgive me.
Quatre: It's my fault to begin with! If I hadn't said...you know, THAT, then the whole thing wouldn't have happened.
Trowa: Stop being nice for a moment, and think about what you're forgiving.
Quatre: I'm...I'm forgiving you...? What's bad about that?
Trowa: I took advantage of you.
Quatre: Uh...ummm, it was kind of mutual, Trowa...
Counselor: I'm going to stop you there-
click
Trowa: Get out.
Quatre: Trowa! Put the gun down! She's here to help us.
Trowa: I don't trust her.
Quatre: sigh Trowa, you don't trust anybody.
Trowa: I trust you.
Quatre: ...really?
Trowa: Yes.
thunk
Quatre: Oh, Trowa! I love you!
Trowa: ...you-you're hurting me...
Quatre: Sorry! Now, Miss Counselor, I'm sorry, I'm so excited I seem to have forgotten your name, but would you please leave us alone for a moment? I'm sure Wufei and the others will be more than hospitable outside.
Counselor: Wha..whatever you say...
door slams open
(Muted in the background)
Duo: No, that's not how you do it! Come on, Wu! Put your tongue into it!
Counselor: AAAAAHHHH!!
Duo: AAAHHHH!!!
door slams shut
Trowa: Quatre...I...I know I'm not the best guy in the world – I mean, we're all pretty screwed up, but...Well, I...I...
pause
Trowa: ...I...
Quatre: ...you...what?
Trowa: I...I...love...you...
thunk
Quatre: OH, TROWA! I've loved you FOREVER and EVER!!!
Trowa: Ai-air...!
Quatre: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, I'm so sorry!
Trowa: It's okay. I've loved you for a long time, too...
Quatre: Trowa...
Trowa: ...Quatre...
door slams open
Counselor: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Heero: Catch her before she goes out the window!
crash
Duo: ...oops!
Wufei: I am NOT cleaning this up.
Duo: Well, technically we could blame you. I mean, it was you who decided to see what we me-awww! They finally hooked up!
Wufei: Damn it! Now where can I sleep?
Heero: It IS a mansion...
Duo: Try the pool house! OOO! We could buy you one of those little speedos and make you pull out all the leaves!
Wufei: Maxwell!
click
Duo: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
crash
Heero: Watch out for the-
A/N: The end! If you can't tell, they destroyed the recorder. And yes, the counselor did jump out the window. Why? Well, it's not a good story if nobody dies! And hey, she didn't even have a name! ...gimme a break...
Well, thanks for reading! Thanks to:
Memeal!
RikoRishodeathangeloflight!
Bunny!
DarkAngel-Lily (2 times!)!
Duo-23!
Shadi!
Regina!
You guys are great! Thanks for reading, and feel free to review! I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. HA! Kinky 1x2x1! Gotta love it... Oh, and a special thanks to Regina and DarkAngel-Lily for reviewing; I'd basically forgotten about this...eheheh...oops!