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Trish was checking out of the hotel and getting ready to head over to the arena the roster was doing a show at. John walked into the lobby, and checked out as well. He said hello, and she just gave him a dirty look.
"Whoa Trish, what did I do to deserve that one?"
"Whoa John, how long were you and Dawn busy in your hotel room, huh?" She answered.
John could see that she was hurt. "We weren't having sex if thats what you think, Trish."
Trish gave him another dirty look. "Sure John, whatever...if you weren't doing that, why was she in your hotel room?"
John didn't know what to say at first. "Look, Trish..."
"I knew it! John Cena, you are so full of it! I don't even know why I was interested in you!" Trish stormed off.
"You're wh-aat?" John said, stopping for a moment.
"Yea you heard me. I was going to tell you actually when I called. But obviously you have other interests." she said angrily..almost beginning to cry.
"Shh...listen...calm down okay?" John said.
Trish stopped. He held her arms and crouched down a bit so he was at eye-level with her.
"I have no interest in Dawn Marie. Nothing happened. Well, she offered, but I made her leave. I swear, all that happened was her giving me a goodbye kiss."
Trish sniffled. "So...why did you say no to her?" she asked.
"Because I care too much about someone else. Besides, I wouldn't want someone bragging about me to the whole divas locker room!" John said.
Trish laughed. "So, who's this other person you care about? You don't have to answer me if you don't want to, I'd understand."
John was about to answer when a car honked at the pair. It was Rene Dupree.
"He's here to pick me up...do you need a ride to the arena?" Trish asked.
John didn't want Rene to do anything that might change Trish's mind or make her start to have feelings for that stupid French pig, so he said "Yea, I actaully do." And he and Trish hopped in the backseat.
"Hey Rene! I hope it's alright that my buddy John gets a ride with us?" Trish smiled.
Rene was obviously annoyed that John was coming along, but said "Of course it is" anyway, just so Trish wouldn't be upset with him.
When they arrived at the arena, Rene went off to his own locker room, while Trish and John headed to his to finish their conversation.
"So anyways...you were going to tell me who this mystery woman is..." Trish said.
"Well, it's this beautiful, blonde, Canadian girl...she's really sweet, funny, and just came over from RAW."
Trish blushed. "I don't know what to say...I never expected..."
"Trish, I'd really like to take you out this weekend."
Trish smirked. "How about Saturday night?"
"Sounds good to me." John said, laughing.
"Alright...but I don't just want to blow Rene off coldly..so here's what we're going to do...you're going to call me, and pretend to be my brother...and you're going to tell me that my mom's in the hospital and I need to come see her right away this weekend...alright?"
"You're so evil." John said.
"I know...and the funny thing is, I don't have a brother! But I'm going to talk to Rene, so call me in 5 minutes."
---In Rene's locker room---
Trish knocked on the door.
"Well hello, Madamoiselle Stratus...what can I do for you?" Rene said, with a huge grin.
"Can I come in?" Trish asked.
"Of course...you know, my lady friends are ALWAYS welcome in my locker room-no matter what." Rene said again. He was starting to get a bit creepy.
Trish laughed a bit. "I just wanted to thank you for giving John a ride here...he's one of my good friends, it means alot." Trish said.
"Oh...I love getting oral thank yous..." Rene said.
'John, if you don't call in about 5 seconds...I will kill you.' Trish thought. Trish fake laughed. "Well...thanks again. You're more than welcome to come out with me and John clubbing tonight if you want."
"It'd be a pleasure." Rene replied. Rene kissed Trish, and thankfully, her cellphone rang and gave her an excuse to break the liplock.
"Hello?" It was John.
"Oh hi Brad...oh my god, what's wrong?"
"Mom?! OH MY GOD! No, no it's alright...Okay...love you! bye!"
"What was that all about?" Rene asked.
"It..it..it was my brotherr..my moms...my mom's in the hospital, Rene! I have to go to Toronto to see her...it's serious." Trish said.
"Do you want me to come with you?" Rene offered.
"No, it's a family affair...it's a bit personal, I'll be fine on my own...however, I'm going to have to cancel our date...I'm so sorry...but I didn't expect this." Trish said.
"Alright." Rene said. What choice did he have? He couldn't say 'NO! You are not going to Toronto to see your sick mother!', could he?
"I have to go pack...bye!" Trish said, as she hurried out of the locker room.
Later on that night, she met up with John. She was walking behind him, and he couldn't see her, so she ran up, jumped on his back and covered his eyes. He jumped a bit, because he was surprised, but didn't freak out.
"Thank you so much, John...you're a lifesaver."
"Because I'm sweet to suck on..?" John smiled.
Trish playfully hit his arm and gave him a kiss. "You're too good to me." She said.
"Come on babe, let's get out of here." John called a taxi to meet them in the parking lot, and they headed off to the hotel.
Should I continue or end it there? ...That one was a longer chapter, I'll probably update soon if you guys want me to continue.