Anigen- WEEEEE! I know I am just so happy!!!! I feel so special that you love it!!!! MORE reviews MORE reviews!

Tanydwr- I know big twist, I was going to have Harry be Daniel but... oh well!!!!

GeorgeFred-fan- Well la de da!! HE is Daniel is in real life so why can't Harry, if Hermione is Emma then poo on you! G.C. is pretty good though I personally like the Ramones better, and Rooney, and Outkast and, Jet, and...you get the point. Anyway who are they posers of? Huh Huh?!?! I'm ok.

Liza- Thank you much! Don't worry its summer, I have all the time in t.h.e. w.o.r.l.d. besides my 2 swim camp and swim practice everyday and 2 volleyball camp and crew camp and swim meets and concerts and...don't worry I will.

I'm sorry that this took so long but it's not like anyone is reading it!!

Harry couldn't believe it. This confident girl standing up on the stage was the non-rule breaking bookworm Hermione that had yelled at Harry one time for wearing a some-what tight shirt. Now she was the one up on the stage looking like a prostitute wearing a too tight shirt and skirt. Oh my GOD!!!! He wished Malfoy was here to see Hermione on the stage and try to call her a Mudblood. Even Malfoy wouldn't recognize her, the new pretty, sex, hott, confident Hermione! When the song finish and Hermione aka Emma stepped off the stage after all the clapping, Harry pushed through the crowd past the dancing druggies and singing sluts, towards Hermione to he could talk to her.

"That was great! Not your usual stuff though." Said Harry in an almost whisper next to her ear.

Hermione started to turn around "Thank you but wha-HARRY!" She was about to fling herself on him when she stopped, embarrassed. "I'm sorry I thought you were some one I knew." Harry smiled,

"That's 'cause I am Hermione."

"Harry! Oh my gosh! It's you! You were on of the last people I would expect to be here! Was that really you up there playing? You look so great! I can't believe you're here! How did you get away from the Dursleys? You look so hot-I mean you really nice." Hermione finish lamely.

Harry smiled his adorable lopsided smile that could break your heart. "I never expected to see you up there, especially here! You, of all people!! I never knew that you were a singer or even owned a pair of heels."

Hermione laughed embarrassedly "Well you see one day last summer this guy heard me singing when I was riding my bike and he thought I was pretty good so he offered me a chance to come into his studio and make a demo tape of me sing a song I had written. I did and I gave it to a record company and they really liked it we have been working on it over the year. I have a CD coming out on Tuesday .Harry stood there dumb struck. "Wow Hermione, I am so proud of you!" he pulled the smiling girl into a giant bear hug.

After their Lifetime TV movie moment, Harry bought Hermione a beer and they sat at the bar for a good 40 minutes. They talked about Hermione's record and all of the songs that she had written, and then discussed how Harry's guitar skills and how he taught himself to play. After they're second beer (a/n these are virgin beers even though there is no such thing", they started talking about Ron, the Dursleys "best" moments, Malfoy the bouncing ferret and his stupidity, Ginny and how they thought maybe they should include her more and how she was growing up (Harry blushed constantly during this), and Hogwarts.

Then when (a/n I can rhyme!!) they finished their 3rd beer they decided to dance. After dancing to the song Dip It Low for about a minute a fat whale waddle over to them and asked Hermione,

"Hey sexy, do you want to dance with me again?" Hermione answered crossly with a discussed look on her face "I told you, I don't want to dance with you! Why do you keep asking me that!! You already have been turned down about 20 times in the past hour so go bugger off!!" The fat whale didn't move but Harry's mouth dropped open. Hermione shoved the whale towards a girl trying to dance in her 5-inch heels. "And don't come back!" She turned back to Harry and blushed. "What?"

"I have only seen you that angry when Malfoy called you a ...Mudblood in 3rd year and you punched him. I think you should wear outfits like the one you have on 'cause I think that's what's making everyone look twice at you like that whale." Hermione looked confused and said intelligently "Huh?" "Look around you, everyone is staring at you and I pretty sure its that outfit cause this has never happened before." Hermione looked around at the crowd surrounding them and at least 10 guys were looking at her. "Oh" said Hermione and blushed even more if that was possible.

Suddenly the whale came back but instead of talking to Hermione, he directed him question at Harry.

"Do I know you? You look familiar, have I threatened you before?" Harry suddenly realizing who this whale was, replied haughtily "I make a point of avoiding familiarity with bullies" Harry pauses and finished with a grin, "ikkle dudleykinns"

Mwahahaha!!! I am so evil!!!