YK: Hiya everyone I'm back.

Jou: Took ya long enough.*gets smacked on the head* Ow!

Yami: She get you that time Jou.*gets smacked on the head too* What did I do.

YK: Oops wrong person.

Yuugi: That's funny!*gets smacked on the head*What did I do?

YK: You stole my brownie last night.

Yuugi: I did, wait no that was Yami.

Yami: Hikari!!!*runs from an angry authoress*

YK: Wait till I get you brownie stealer.*runs at the speed of light after Yami*

Yuugi: Well everything hectic here so I'll do the disclaimer: YK doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any anime shows. See ya at the end folks.*waves as the show/story goes on*

Previously on "TUJ" with Jou's P.O.V: "I bet that if we were in another world, in another time, that we wouldn't stand ourselves and leave each other for a months worth of survival."I said starting this whole mess.

"I wager on a million dollars, plus a car of you're dreams."Kaiba smirked as I was traumatized by how much of the money it was and by a dream car that I would have in a month.

"Well, I wager a week of being your servant."I said as we shook hands so it was a deal and didn't notice a tornado coming towards us. It was until ten minutes later that my sister saw it.

"RUN! There's a tornado coming towards us!"Shizuka shouted as we looked. Everyone ran for it, to the nearest house and it was Yugi's. Once they were in everyone went into the basement.

"Is everyone here? Oh no! where's Kaiba-kun and Jou-kun?"Yugi shouted worriedly.

Marik + Bakura: On with the story with Mr. Moneybags Bastards P.O.V

Seto: Who are you calling a bastard you a-holes.

YK:*whispers* Guys get off the stage!

All three:*embarrassed and runs to backstage*

Chapter 2: Where are we?
*Seto Kaiba's P.O.V*

I woke up to a striking pain in my head, I open my eyes to see the mutt and I near a river. It seemed to me that we were in a forest."How did we get here anyway....oh yeah now I remember."I said going into a flashback.

*Flashback*

The harsh winds were treacherous, it was just my luck that I was stuck in place with the mutt near me at the same condition. 'The mutt looks really cute when he's mad....wait what am I thinking, I don't like the mutt and I don't really want to miss this meeting and get back to Mokuba as soon as I can, but it looks like we're going to die today.'I thought just standing there thinking of another idea to get unstuck. I was stuck on the pavement, which was impossible, and I was wearing my favorite shoes, that's more wonderful and impossible. "Hey mutt, you stuck!"I shouted through the rain that started to come down on us.

"What do ya think, that I'm just doing dis' for fun, well you're damn wrong, I'm stuck to the ground with a tornado coming towards us and all you say is: "Hey mutt, you stuck!", sometimes I wish you would be somewhere's else rather than here!"Jou shouted out of anger at me as I felt an unfamiliar feeling was it sadness? I was caught unguarded for a minute until I put my emotionless face back on, so he wouldn't know my feelings. The tornado was closing in, it was going to reach here by 5 minutes tops.

"Well sorry, that I'm right fucking here and you want to get rid of me, by the way the tornado's coming here to suck us up in about 2 minutes, so be ready for a death wish, cause there's no way we'll be able to escape this."I said calculating.

"Well then, I'm just going to keep tryin' even if death is comin' for me."Jou said bravely.

'Wow, even if it was the end of the world, my pup would keep trying,'MY PUP!' now I'm taking him as a possessive dog, bad thoughts go away and never come back!'I thought angrily at my thoughts. It was then that the tornado would suck us in seconds, I don't want to die, I have a brother who needs me, and a pup to fight with. Please Kami(god) don't let me and the pup die, I'm just a 16 year old teen with a company to run, please don't let me die Kami(god)!

"It was nice knowin' ya moneybags, oh yeah if we live through this, I'll then tell ya my secret and that's IF we make it, okay!"Jou said happily, giving me the thumbs up sign as we were then sucked in.

"JOUNOUCHI!"I shouted as I was lifted up into the sora and into the tornado and was the knocked un-conscience.

*End of Flashback*

"I guess I landed on my head, which then responded to create a headacheand that concludes why my head is feeling like kuso(shit) right now!"I shouted as I was having a migraine. I looked to Jou he was still knocked out, and I dare say that anyone would wake up to my screaming, but inu's just knocked out and looking so darn cute.

'Wait did I say so darn cute, bad thoughts go away!'I thought again angrily. Then I heard a whimper, I looked around and saw no one that was whimpering, but then I looked to Jou.

"Please dad, stop, I will do better next time please don't!"Jou shouted in his sleep.

"Jou?"I asked surprised of what Jou was saying.

"Please dad, stop hurt- ahhhhh!"Jou shouted as if he were in pain.

"Is this the secret he's been keeping from his friends, wait that Honda guy said something about a knife and, oh no, what if he cut my puppy, and I thought I had it bad with Gozaburo, but this is far worse."I said worriedly.

I then saw him with the cuts we made today or was yesterday, did a day pass by when we were unconscious I then checked my watch and saw it was only 4 p.m, only an hour since our 'appointment' at Domino Park. I then walked toward the river, damped my handkerchief, and cleaned the pup's wounds. "Wait, did I just say 'my pup!' out loud, uhhh!"I said angry at myself. I saw the pup shiver as I gave him my jacket from Battle City and put it on him. "Wait a minute where did my Battle City jacket come from and also my clothes, hey pups wearing the same thing he had in Battle City and the KC Grand Prix also, but then where's our uniforms?"I asked myself about it getting no answer from the calculations I was getting.

*Later at about 6p.m*

I was preparing dinner from scratch which was a new experience for me since I don't go camping with Mokuba often. I was making fish, that I caught with my bare hands. I got that from flipping through channels on my tv, to the fishing channel.

"I actually learned something on the tv, now that's amazing."I said as I cooked the fish. It was then I felt someone drooling on me and I knew who it was all ready. It was Jounouchi always waking up to food I bet. "Konbanwa(good evening) mutt, had any sleep?"I asked keeping my eyes on the two fish I was cooking.

"Hey how did ya know I was right behind ya huh?"Jou asked snapping out of his food drooling stage.

"Well that's very simple, you were drooling on me."I replied putting one fish on one plate that I made and put the other one in another.

"Gomen(sorry), I usually drool like that even when some tasty food was cooking even when I'm cookin' something heh heh."Jou replied laughing.

"Here."I said giving him his share of the fish.

"Gracias(thank you)!"Jou said thanking me in a different language, Spanish.

"Dinada(you're welcome) Jou."I said as I saw him in shock.

"You know Spanish?"Jou asked almost choking on one bite of his fish.

"When you're a CEO of a company, you have to learn different languages, so in the business trips people that speak a different language can understand you."I said watching Jou eat his fish.

"Ya know, you should be a teacher if you know all that stuff, I can see it now, you in a classroom, people calling you 'Mr. Kaiba' or 'teach' or 'Mr. K' and you wearing glasses, that'll be the day."Jou said looking up at the sky after he finished his home cooked fish.

"I wouldn't count on that pup, then I would be teaching countless inu's(dogs) like you for a whole day, week, and year."I said as I taunted Jou.

"Hey, well then if I was in your class then I would let's see, sleep, throw spitballs at you, snore, and do a 'kick me sign' on your back, now that would be funny."Jou laughed as he imagined it.

"Did you notice that our clothes are of Battle City, pup?"I asked changing the subject.

"They are?"Jou asked looking at his clothes. "Wow they are."

"Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, I think I know you're secret."I said looking away.

"Ya do?"Jou asked sadly.

"Well yes and I too have been raised like that, but that lasted until 5 years ago."I said in a bitter voice of bringing 'him' to the subject.

"How do I know you're not makin' this up huh?"Jou asked as he saw me washing the plates.

"Well take a good look at my arm."I said looking away as I pulled my sleeve back and showed him the gruesome scars that Gozaburo did to me with a knife.

"Dang, I'm sorry about that, sorry."Jou gasped as he saw my arms and tried to apologize.

*At about 9p.m that night*

'Could it be possible that Jou loves me and do I love him?'I thought as Jou slept where he was the first time I saw him when we arrived here.

To Be Continued

Next chapter: Unexpected Surprises pt. 1

Early morning interruption, surprises, fried rice?, a song, a tiny bit of fighting, a kingdom, and new people. What a wonderful day this will be and its only pt. 1 great.



YK: How's the story so far, please review and tell me how it is and please review the review box has been 3 reviews and well I expected more than that come on cut me some slack this is my first Seto/Jou story so I won't update until I get at least 5-10 reviews from everyone of you. *does puppy dog eyes*

Jou: Or no more me or that bastard Kaiba.

Kaiba: Why is everyone calling me a bastard?

Jou: Cause you are one.

Kaiba: Jou I'm warning you.

Jou:*innocently*Huh, what did I do?*has a halo on his head*

Kaiba: That's it you're are mine Katsuya Jounouchi!!*starts running after the halo innocent Jou*

Jou: Review everyone and please watch your step before leaving and-uff.*Kaiba gets him in about 3 minutes*

Kaiba: Got ya!

Bakura and Malik:*appear with knives and other pointy stuff* This story is so good why don't any of you review this makes us so mad that we want to kill everyone. Starting with you Katsuya Jounouchi.

Jou: Help?

YK: Yikes help us please and review or we're going to die by the hands of the two psychos.

Malik + Bakura:*glare at her*

YK: Help?