A/N—This idea was origianlly a list, but that isn't allowed so I'm going to write this in scenes. By the time I'm done, there should be 101 chapters. THE THING DRACO WILL NEVER SAY WILL BE IN BOLD, LIKE SO. Enjoy!

101 Things Draco would never say

Draco- is on the Hogwarts express with Crabbe and Goyle Great, back to stupid Hogwarts again. I'm just sooo happy.

Crabbe- disgusted grunt

Goyle- disgusted snort

Draco- Let's go tease Potter, shall we?

Crabbe- happy snort

Goyle- happy grunt

Draco- walks down the hall of the train Look at that Hufflepuff girl! She's hot!

Everybody within hearing range- stares

Hufflepuff girl (now named Winna) -- blushes madly, then giggles See, I always knew the bad boys liked me.

Harry- Developed a new taste in girls, Draco?

Hermione- No more Pansy gags? How sad.

Ron- Hey, why don't you guys ever leave me any good lines?

Draco- I love people in Hufflepuff! I always have! So just leave me and my Snooklewums alone!

Winna- Ooh, that's so romantic Draco!

Harry- leaves room to barf

Ron- follows

Hermione- NEXT CHAPTER PLEASE!!!

Firedragon- Happy to oblige.

A/N- Please review!