A/N- Wow, three reviews for one chapter! I'm so happy! Thanks! Oh, and these chapters go in no particular order, so one chapter could be set on the last day of school, then the next could be set on the 36th day of school.

everybody is sitting at their tables in the great hall, after the sorting

Harry- Well, we got some good people this time.

Hermione- We got the group of kids that tipped over a boat in the lake, then ran naked through the Great Hall.

Harry- Doesn't mean they won't be great.

Ron- snorts into pudding

Harry- Everybody's always against the hero. Hmph.

Ron- dumps pudding on Harry's head

Harry- ARGGG!

Draco- walks along the Gryffindor table, looking for someone

Draco- There you are Harry!

Harry- Get away.

Draco- Harry, I need to know. Are you still my best friend?

Ron- dumps pudding on Draco's head as well

Draco- Does this mean we aren't friends anymore? tears up

Hermione- Want me to kill him? looks gleeful at the prospect

Harry – No, then there wouldn't be a plot.

Hermione- Good point.

Draco- Runs away sobbing

Ron- Well, I think we handled that well.