Juju: I'm baaack! ()
BB: (¬¬) It's about time! U kept every1 waiting!
Juju: (sweat drop) Sry every1! I was busy cause I'm taking summer skool and all...
Kaiba: (laughs) U failed? Haha! (Points)
Juju: ( ) I did not! I'm just getting ahead in my curriculum.
Joey: (snorts) whatever ya say...
Juju: Grrr...(pops up magically with a big hammer) Get your carcass over here Joseph Wheeler! (Chases him... )
BB: I thought I was the mad, crazy, psychopathic one...(wonders)
YGO gang and Hiei: You are!!! ( )
BB: (hearts in her eyes) Hiei! My love, mi amor, mi true destino! Come here baby and give me a kiss!
Anzu: (--U) Pathetic...
BB: (pops up w/ a spark in her eye) What did you say?
Anzu: (shrinks) Uh...Go BB?
BB: (smiles) that's better! Now...Hiei! Come out here! Don't make me have to chase you! (in a sing song voice)
Hiei: Eek!
Juju: (returns w/ an unconscious Joey and big hammer) Doesn't she remind you of the crazy girl, Kagura from Fruits Basket who is madly in love with Kyo?
Everyone: Yes!
BB: Who?
Juju: Er... we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any one else...well maybe BB owns Hiei...Newayz let's get on with the fic...here is chappie three! (;)
Chapter Three
Seto tapped his foot impatiently as he waited for Yamato and company...more like Yamato and hell, or devil and company...yeah he liked the ring to that.
(Ding-Dong) (Ding-Dong)
Seto flew headfirst towards the door to unlock it. He sent all the workers and staff home. He didn't want anyone to know about his little 'misfortune'. Unfortunately, Seto had to let Mokuba know of the events and that was embarrassing enough. Mokuba had laughed so hard that tears began rolling down his cheeks and he had to clutch his stomach from the pain and to keep from keeling over. Every time Mokuba saw him he fell into a bit of hysterics.
Seto growled as he unlatched open the door and there stood his makeup and clothes crew. Seto's left eye twitched and his fingers curled up.
That devil better be paying for this...
A man around his early thirties and a bit of queer looking (no offense) walked up to Kaiba saucily and placed a hand on Kaiba's shoulder as a greeting and kept it there longer than necessary.
"Hell-lo! Mr. Kaiba! Ready for your...makeover?" The man asked, wiggling his eyebrows at the same time. Kaiba glared at the man, as he stared at the hand on his shoulder as a hint, but the man didn't let up.
"Excuse you." Kaiba stated as he picked the hand off his shoulder and dropped it crossly. The man giggled and patted Seto's cheek, as he pushed Kaiba to the side and walked in, motioning for his crew to follow.
"Classy, very classy...but I've definitely seen better...I mean who is your decorator, hon? Did a simply horrendous job! I mean crystal does not go with porcelain! I mean, duh? What was he thinking?" The man ranted on and on, while Kaiba's eye twitched and his hand itched for some brawling.
If he doesn't keep his thoughts to himself, there is going to be a WWF smack down in the Kaiba mansion...
"Anyways, enough of that! That's not what I'm here for..." The man grinned mischievously, as he took his index finger and ran his finger up Kaiba's stomach and to his collar, where he clasped on and pulled Kaiba in a bit. "I'm here for something much better!" He took his hand off and laughed as he fluttered away.
The little incident left Kaiba feeling queasy and blemished for life. He regained his composure quickly enough to follow the man to wherever he went off to. He has no business roaming around in my home!
Kaiba found the man relaxed in Kaiba's favorite plush armchair. The man looked up to Kaiba and grinned as he patted to the side of the armchair for Kaiba to sit on. Kaiba ignored him and took a seat on the sofa across from that guy.
"Now to discuss the payment--" The man started only to be cut off by Kaiba.
"Where's Yamato? Isn't he paying?" Kaiba asked demandingly. The man scoffed.
"As I was saying— " The man tossed a heated glance in Kaiba's direction. "Yamato's part is covered. This makeover is free money wise...but there is a small payment you'll have to do instead and Yamato said you'd agree. And he said he had some important business to deal with but will talk to you later." The man stated cheerfully.
"What is the payment?" Kaiba commanded. The man tossed a playful wink in his direction.
"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. I'll tell you after the makeover." He said sultrily. Kaiba mentally shivered and put on a displeased face.
"Stop calling it that. It sounds all girlish." Kaiba commented disgustedly. The man grinned cheekily.
"You'll be a girl in a few hours...Miss Kaiba." The man chuckled as he strolled off. Kaiba grumbled mentally as he followed in suit.
The crew ended up setting up in his kitchen. Dangerous objects roamed the places and sharp pointy things were placed on a table. Kaiba gulped. Who knew being a girl was so hazardous...
"Come, come! Sit, sit!" The man motioned to a hair-cutting chair. Kaiba timidly sat on it, his shoulders stiff. The man appeared behind him where he massaged Kaiba's shoulders. Kaiba jumped out of the char wide-eyed.
"Do not touch me...you...homo!" Kaiba shouted out. The man laughed.
"Glad we cleared that up...besides its Jack not homo." He smiled.
"Jack? What kind of name is that! (no offense) "Kaiba proclaimed aloud.
"I'm from the states, it's not weird there." Jack explained. Kaiba rolled his eyes. Were all guys from the states queer (no offense)? He wasn't so sure he wanted to go there anymore. In fact, he never wanted to go in he first place. "Now sit back down Kaiba and relax. I only touched you because you were so tense." Jack explained.
"I'm not tense so don't touch me!" Kaiba commanded.
"Whatever...Kaiba girl..." He purred, holding a hand up to his shoulder. Kaiba shivered. Seems like Yamato gave him too much information.
"Now enough chit-chat! Strip." Jack ordered. Kaiba stared at him for a long while before replying.
"I hope you're joking." Jack shook his head.
"No darling, here's what you're supposed to change into, even though I'd prefer there'd be none at all." Jack winked as he tossed the short robe over to him. Kaiba disappeared grumbling, then reappeared again, clad in the robe. "My, my, my. We'll have to wax those long hairy legs of yours.
"You what? Hell no! Yamato said long skirts, nothing, nada about waxing." Kaiba retorted. Jack shook his head.
"What about gym?"
"Sweatpants."
"In this heat? You've got to be kidding! You're getting waxed."
"Nooooooo!" Kaiba shouted as he was dragged off.
A family walked by as they heard an ear-piercing scream.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Sure wouldn't want to be their position." The man said, as the family nodded and walked off.
"Ugh...I look hideous..." Kaiba stated as they returned. The man sighed exasperated.
"You look fab, hon!" Jack commented, eyeing him up and down. Kaiba wore a long ankle length black skirt, a long-sleeved striped black and white shirt, black stockings and high-heeled boots. Kaiba patted his now stuffed chest. He put on a face of immense displeasure, but realized this situation wasn't half bad. Yeah, right. He had a shoulder length dark brown wig that felt weird to him when it brushed against his neck sending shivers down his spine.
"I look like a fag?" Kaiba misinterpreted Jack's comment completely. Jack laughed lightly as he leered at Kaiba.
"No, not at all hon, I said fab...F-A-B, you know as in fabulous? Fabio! Hee. Hee. But you know in England, if you were called a fag you'd be called a cigarette? Isn't that hilarious, darling?" Jack went on about the different meanings. Kaiba placed his hand in his face as he slumped down in posture.
"What's my name going to be?" Kaiba asked sullenly. Jack smiled and whipped out an I.D. card and handed it to Kaiba. Kaiba took it and read the name as his eyes bulged out. "Mary Sue Wilber? Ew...(no offense!)" Jack blushed and snatched the card away.
"Wrong card." He mumbled as he searched more thoroughly this time. He pulled out the right card and gave it to Kaiba. "Here. Your name is Saiori Sae Kaiba. So you have two choices either Saiori or Sae! Aren't I brilliant?" He exclaimed kissing his fingers. Kaiba gave him a weird look. Jack's face then turned serious. "You must at all times, keep that card with you. It is your identification and proof. If you lose it... Three words. You. Are. Screwed. Have I made myself clear?" Jack said as he pursed his lips. Kaiba nodded swiftly.
"Japanese people don't have middle names." Kaiba stated knitting his newly tweezed eyebrows together. Jack laughed.
"Yes, but you have an American mother. Remember you are Seto Kaiba's half-sister." Jack replied.
"Pfft. Like anyone's going to believe that load of crap." Kaiba muttered. Jack grinned deviously.
"Yes they will when it's printed in the newspaper of Tokyo Daily and American Express (pretend it's a USA newspaper and not a credit card)." Jack smiled, as Kaiba stood shocked, and shook his self out of it and changed the subject.
"So what was the sort of payment you wanted?" Kaiba asked sitting up and unintentionally twirling his new locks of hair. The man looked over slyly.
"A date."
Kaiba ripped out a piece of his fake hair.
End Of Chapter Three
Juju: Hehehe...what did ya think? ()
Seto: Horrible. Simply horrible. No questions asked. ( )
Juju: (¬¬) No one asked you!
BB: Yay! My turn once more! ()
Hiei: (hanging over a pot roast fire, tied up) Help! ( .)
Anzu: What happened this time? (--;)
Bakura: He looked at another girl. (¬¬)
BB: (sobs) How could he! He told me he loves me! (TT.TT)
Juju: (pats BB) It's okay...
BB: It's not okay!
Ryou: (whispers to Hiei) Tell her you love her and you won't die...
Hiei: Never! (Gets lowered) Okay! Okay!
BB: (stares at him with wide eyes)
Hiei: I-I-I like you! ( )
BB: Oh my baby! My sexy demon! I knew you were innocent...it was that entire girl's fault! (Hugs Hiei)
Hiei: () - (Oo) - ( ) Get off of me!
BB: He loves me! He really loves me!
Everyone: Sure he does...(--;)
Juju & BB: Review please!