Demonic Realities

Part 2

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Kagome sat at the breakfast table as normally as she could have, slowly devouring her bacon, rice and eggs. Weird combo she thought as she ate.

From time to time she would turn an icy glare onto the hanyou who sat on the table mere inches from her breakfast plate, smirking. He pulled out his earlier retrived Pocky from the folds of his robe and silently began to eat it. She grimanced.

"Do you actually know how old that stuff is?" She asked casually. He choked slightly, startled from the break of silence and grinned.

"27 years next month." He replied honestly.

OO

"Okaaaaaaaaaaay then...Freak."

"Hey! You leave my attributes alone!!" He barked.

Blink... "I said freak because you're eating 27-year-old Pocky. Your dog-ears are cute. Your hair is neat. And your eyes are oddly sincere. The only problem is I'm the only one who can see you."

"Oh..." He trailed off blushing a tad and focusing back on eating his Pocky to hide it. He turned back to her. "How is that a problem?"

"Oh well if I talk to you people will think I'm a loony that should be carted off on sight."

"But," Inuyasha blinked, "You are a loony."

Twitch...

"And you b should /b be carted off on sight..."

Twitch. Twitch.

"And you do have to talk to me or I'll never go away...I wont leave anyways but I'll be more anoying if you don't."

Crash Bang Thud

"Owwwwwwwwwwwww...." Inuyasha sat upside down on the kitchen floor. He was also covered in Kagome's breakfast.

Kagome stood over him, eyes gleaming in rage.

Inuyasha sqeaked.

Kagome smiled and sauntered away.

"Stupid wench... little... my pocky... bitch..."

Inuyasha muttered, walking off to flip off Souta's video game while he was winning. Hey, just because people can't see you doesn't mean ou can't have fun with it.

(Kagome's Room)

Kagome sighed and sank down to the floor of her room. Laying on the clean, green, tatami mats made her feel a little better. She slunk over to her bookshelf and pulled out a Romance manga she'd yet to finish.

(1 hour later)

"How could you!" Wailed Kagome as she continued reading. "Jako love's Atami soooooooo much and you, Nanawa, had to break them up. Then you tried to kill Jako!" She continued sobbing.

Inuyasha entered the room, looking quite happy I might add, which is b never /b a good thing. He'd sucessfully gotten Souta to belive his playstation was god. Life was good.

He froze seeing Kagome wailing. She was still unaware and oblivious to him standing there.

"What the hells a matter with you woman?"

"Jakooooooooooooo!! How could Nanawa do that!! After all those evenings spent together... wail... broke up!!"

Inuyasha paled. "What?"

"And to top it all off, there are the memories of those lustful nights in December."

O.O

"Ummmmmmm... Kagome... It's alright." Said Inuyasha, shifting his weight nervously.

"Nooooooooooooo!!"

"Um... Wench?"

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

"You're crushing your book."

O.O

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Jako!!!"

"Crap. I am stuck with a book-loving, cat-loving freak. How could life get any worse?"

Oh, it can Yash, it can. And will!

Anywho, you wanted to know what pocky was? It's little breadstick things dipped in chocolate... or strawberry.

Also, I don't know if they made pocky 27 years ago.

One more thing. I made up the manga Kagome was reading. It's idea is similar to the Inuyasha series though...

Kagome's reaction is about equivilent to the one we'll all hev when we see the very last episode of Inuyasha.

Clip from another fanfic that is b god /b !! Tell me if you know what it is...

Huddled in the Nurse's Office of there School alone:

Mokuba: yawn Hey, where's Ni-sama?

Yami: Hm? Oh, he left last night because he didn't want to share a bed with me. Wanna hear a joke? 2 pharaohs walk into a bar...

Mokuba: Seto is out there.. ALONE?!

Joey: Aw, don't sweat it kid! He's not alone. The axe-murderer is out there too remember?

GO OTAKU AMANDA!!

.....Ahem... Anyways....

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