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Demonic Realities
Part Three
Kagome looked serenly around the shrine grounds. It had been a semi-quiet night and she was pleasently surprised...
... Well if you count an uncomfortable imaginary hanyou comforting you because your favorite manga ended.
She caught a glimmer of silver in the limbs of the Goshinboku and padded over to investigate.
She looked blandly at what she saw for a moment.
/Of course a figment of my imagination would be up there, I should have known that.../
Kagome then picked up a stone and chucked it at him, with precise aim, I might add.
Falling gracefully to the ground... Well, okay, so he fell like a bag of oranges that wanted to commit suicide on the empire state building. Enough said.
"Bitch! What'd ya do that for!?"
"I wanted to wake you up!" Smiled Kagome.
"Ehhhhhhhhhh..." Inuyasha pulled himself off the ground.
"So figgy Inu, I was wondering-"
"What the heck! What'd you call me figgy Inu for!!??"
"Oh, that's easy!" Laughed Kagome. "Your name is Inuyasha and you're a figment of my bored, otaku-ish, warped, imagination."
Inuyasha glared at her for a split second before summoning forth a wide grin. "You're correct!"
"....What?"
"You're right about everything..."
"...Except for me being a figment of your imagination."
"The what are you!!??"
"Ni-chan. Why are you talking to yourself?" Questioned Souta as he walked up to his sis, eyeing her warily. It's well know that 9 out of 10 sisters will go loony on you when they're bored or... It's that time of the month.
Thus, the invention of bomb shelters!
"I am not talking to myself Souta. Why do you ask?" Asked an all to calm Kagome. Her eyes were shadowed and unvisible beneath her bangs.
Souta's eyes widened and her tore out of there like a mouse into it's sanctuary after being chased endlessly by a feral feline.
Kagome laughed evilly and directed her look to Inuyasha.
"Eeep!!" Sqeaked the Hanyou.
"Mwa ha ha ha..." Laughed Kagome as she slowly sauntered off.
Inuyasha blinked. Now it was time to take care of some very important business.
...So Inuyasha slunk off to make Souta belive his 'Bomb Shelter' was haunted... Which in all aspects, with Inu there it kinda will be.
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