Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN BEYBLADE. I AM NOT THE TYPE WHO WOULD OWN BEYBLADE
ANYWAY!!!! .....That probably didn't make sense but that doesn't MATTER!
Beyblade is © to Aoki Takao. =)
**NOTE: Okay, Girl Power is back...and I just hope you enjoy it more then the first one! (Of course, it won't be that successful xD) There's nothing better then seeing people smile and laugh! =D Anyway, Girl Power will now be written in uhh...novel form! XD ENJOY!**
~*~ Beyblade: GIRL POWER RETURNS ~*~
Chapter 1: The Bad Beginning
AND SO. THE SAGA CONTINUES. But something is wrong. The Babebreakers....are still...THE BABEBREAKERS?!? Dear GOD, the stupid author forgot to turn them back to BOYS! ...Or maybe she just did that on purpose because she's a mischievous witch. Now, lets start this crazy story...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kai, the captain of the BladeBreakers. "I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIRL!!!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Kai was being chased a giant and a VERY EVIL LOOKING figure. The figure wore witch clothing and she had the scariest face in the whole entire WORLD! The witch was.....OJAMAJO DOREMI. DOKKAN.
**A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner**
RR: MEEP MEEP!!
"MWAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! COME BACK KYLIE!!! LETS TURN YOU INTO A GIRL!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!" laughed the horrid witch, Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kai. He ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran....
**SFX: WHACK!!!!!**
"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Kylie. "...Owww...that hurt....ALRIGHT, WHO'S THE FREAK WHO HIT ME?!?!"
"I did!" said Tamera. Then soon enough, the poor BabeBreaker was choked like Bart Simpson because of Kylie.
"YOU MORON!!!! WHY DID YOU HIT ME ANYWAY?!?!" asked Kylie in anger.
Tamera sighed. "WELL, YOU were SCREAMING like you just Robert's face or maybe even scarier....HIROMI'S FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kylie blinked. "Well, I was screaming....because I had a dream that ODD turned me into a GIRL AGAIN!!!!!"
**A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner**
RR: MEEP MEEP!!
The Babebreakers looked at Kylie with strange and yet stupid faces. They also shivered after hearing ODD's dreaded sound effects.
"Uhhh...Kylie..." said Maxine.
"ITS KAI!! NOT KYLIE!!!!!" yelled Kylie to Maxine's face.
"KYLIE LOOK AT YOUR FREAKIN' BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Maxine yelled back.
Kylie looked at her body. Still has her scarf, still the tank top, felt the face paint on her cheek...and saw she was wearing a mini skirt.
"HOLY SH-"
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAH! You forgotten that YOU were STILL a GIRL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER- "Tamera couldn't finish her sentence since she was then whacked by a ping pong bat by Ray-Lynn.
Kylie touched her chest. She felt...female breasts.
"OH CRAP!!! I STILL HAVE THIS BUSTY CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kylie. Then she started to cry. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!"
"Wow. I thought I'd never see the day I would see Kylie cry! Hahahah!" laughed Ray-Lynn. "Oh HELL-"
**SFX: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!**
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!" Kylie yelled as she smashed a frying pan on Ray- Lynn.
Ray-Lynn screamed in agony and hissed at Kylie like a cat.
"N-n-n-n-nice k-k-k-kitty!!!" said Kylie when she heard Ray-Lynn's hiss.
Tamera was doodling on some piece of paper. Ray-Lynn looked over at Tamera's drawing and sweat dropped.
"Oh wow. That's REALLY CREATIVE" said Ray-Lynn in a sarcastic tone.
"THANKS!" said Tamera happily.
"What the hell did you even draw, Tamera?" asked Kylie curiously.
"CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Tamera as she smashed the paper on Kylie's face* "FAAAAAAAAAAARTZILLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
Kylie looked at the badly drawn picture of a Godzilla clone using his fart to destroy the world. "This drawing is a load of CRAP!!!"
"Yeah. A load of crap, like YOU!"
"WHY YOU-"
Ray-Lynn, Maxine and Kayla sweat dropped as they watched Kylie and Tamera fight.
"Those guys will NEVER change!" said Maxine as she sweat dropped.
**SFX: DING DONG!**
"I'll get it!!" said Kayla. She opened the door. "Hello! BabeBreaker residence!"
"Uhhh...Kayla..." said Maxine with a sweat drop.
"Hmph!! WHAT A RUDE PERSON!!!" yelled Kayla and she slammed the CLOSET door.
"KAYLA, THAT WAS THE CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Maxine.
"Oh, Maxine! Don't be stupid! It was probably some kid doing stupid pranks and ringing the doorbell and ran away quickly!"
Maxine sweat dropped and went to the front door. She opened it and saw some tall handsome stranger with beautiful spikey orange hair and wearing some cool outfit.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" squealed Maxine. "YOU'RE....YOU'RE..."
"Yes, yes I know I am-"said the stranger but then Maxine butted in...
"MISTY!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Maxine squealed again. She then gave 'Misty' a hug. "OHMYGODOHMYGOD I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the stranger. "GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kylie saw Maxine hugging 'Misty'. She stopped choking Tamera and dropped her to the floor.
"OWWWWWWWWW!!" cried Tamera.
"Hey, who the HELL are YOU!? Misty?" asked Kylie with anger as she saw a total stranger at her doorstop.
The stranger pushed Maxine to the ground. "LISTEN UP!!! MY NAME ISN'T MISTY!!!!! MY NAME IS BROOKLYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Maxine gasped. "BROCK!?"
"ITS BROOKLYN, YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Brooklyn at Maxine.
"So, Brocklyn, why are ya here?" asked Kylie.
"ITS BROOKLYN!! ANYWAY-"
"ALRIGHT!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kylie.
"YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Brooklyn.
"I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!"
Ray-Lynn screamed. "STOP!!! Kylie, let Hooklyn finish!"
Brooklyn sighed. "Don't you idiots EVER get MY name RIGHT!?!?"
"Well, SORRY!" Ray-Lynn muttered. "Anyway, WHAT were YOU doing to SAY?!"
"I am looking for Kylie! Because my friend Tala told me that I should meet this beautiful and sexy chick called Kylie and I really wanna meet her because I REALLY LOVE SEXY CHICKS WITH HUGE BOOBS!" said Brooklyn really fast.
Kylie sweat dropped. And she was also VERY pissed. "WELL, YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER!!!!!"
Brooklyn suddenly had love heart eyes. "OH!!! KYLIE, I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!!!!!!!" he then ran up to Kylie. "OH, KYLIE, MY DARLING KYLIE-"
**SFX: BAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Kylie then kicked Brooklyn. He fell to the ground and moaned in agony.
"L-love...h-hurts..." whispered Brooklyn softly.
"Gee, you're very popular with boys aren't you, Kylie? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Tamera hysterically.
Kylie gave the famous Kai death glare towards Tamera. She then hmph-ed. "WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ROBERT GOING AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!!!"
The other BabeBreakers were giggling in the background.
"OH SHADDUP!!!!!!" Tamera yelled.
Brooklyn got up. He was still in front of Kylie and his vision wasn't really good since Kylie kicked him in the face.
"Kylie....?" Said Brooklyn softly.
Kylie looked down. "Oh great, Dorklyn is awake!"
Brooklyn smiled and touched Kylie's breast. "Wow...they are so soft!!!!!"
GASP. SHOCK. HORROR! The BabeBreakers soon started to burst out laughing and Brooklyn smiled with a rather horny look.
"Y-YOU.......YOU...." Kylie said while looking rather pissed.
"Yes, darling?" said Brooklyn.
Kylie then swore in Russian and kicked Brooklyn out of the house.
"Oh, my!" said Ray-Lynn. "Great, now we have to get that roof fixed! That hole in the roof just won't do when its pouring!"
Kylie was in volcano mode. How dare an idiot like Brooklyn touches her!! It just reminded her of how Michael once touched her breast too...
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!" laughed Tamera. But then she thought of something. "Wait..."
~*~ IN...TAMERA'S MIND ~*~
Boris: *in a glass cube and banging the glass and looks like he needs air*
Bryan: *is sitting on a chair and then sees Boris faint inside the glass cube* Hey Tala, did you drill any air holes?
Tala: .....OH CRAP.
~*~ BACK TO THE STORY ~*~
"hehehe!! THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER!!!" squealed Tamera.
Kylie then saw Maxine crying.
"What's your damnit, Maxine?" asked Kylie.
Maxine sniffed. "...MISTY....IS REALLY....A MAN!??!??!?!!?"
Kylie slapped Maxine across the face. "You're such an idiot! Maxine, that 'Misty' was A DUDE CALLED MOOKLYN. NOT MISTY!!!"
"Oh. Okay! THEN THAT'S ALRIGHT!" said Maxine happily.
Ray-Lynn looked at Tamera laughing...then thinking. "I wonder what's going on in Tamera's mind? She's always laughing THEN thinking!"
"The answer is OBVIOUS." Said Kylie. "She's STUPID. She was probably dropped on the head when she was a baby."
Ray-Lynn sweat dropped. Then she started thinking.
"I wonder what Lee's up to these days..."
~*~ INSIDE RAY-LYNN'S MIND... ~*~
Alien: *has put handcuffs on Lee and is leading him into a space ship* YOU EARTHLING WITH KITTY CAT LOOKS WILL MARRY MY DAUGHTER, ALIENIA!!!!
Lee: *gulps*
Alienia: OH I CAN'T WAIT TO PUT MY EGGS INTO YOUR BRAIN!!!!
~*~ BACK TO THE STORY ~*~
"..." Ray-Lynn then whacked herself. "That'll NEVER happen..."
"Hmmm...I wonder why the dreaded witch hasn't come to annoy us or turn Robert's stuff into ORANGE JUICE?!?!?!" said Kayla.
"You mean Ojamajo Doremi-"said Tamera.
"DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kylie.
"...Dokkan?..." finished Tamera.
**A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner**
RR: MEEP MEEP!
"STUPID SOUND EFFECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kylie as she shook her fist in the air.
"I heard that the witch has been given a role to be in the new Matrix Movie!" said Ray-Lynn.
"But I thought the Matrix saga already finished..." said Maxine.
"Well, I guess there's a 4th movie..." Ray-Lynn sighed. "I wonder how she's doing ANYWAY...?"
~*~ AT THE TOP OF SOME BUILDING ~*~
"I GOT YOU NOW!!!!" yelled ODD. She shot fast bullets at some guy known as "Mr. Smith".
Mr. Smith dodged the bullets. "Time to die, Mr. Anderson." Said Mr. Smith. He then tried to shoot ODD.
"WHOAAAA!" ODD dodged the bullet by doing really freaky Matrix dodging moves ((XD)).
**SFX: CRAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!**
".....OWWWW.....!!!! MY BACK!!!!" screamed ODD.
The actor of Mr. Smith laughed. The director complained and ODD struggled with a broken back.
"I knew I should've down my stretches!!!!"
~*~ BACK TO THE OTHERS ~*~
"HEY! I know what we should do!" said Maxine.
"What?" asked the BabeBreakers.
"LETS WATCH SKITHOUSE ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~ End of Chapter ~*~
Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN!: AND SO, THE BAD BEGINNING, BEGINS. Okay, it was a REALLY bad beginning in my opinion. But just as long as you enjoyed it, I'm happy. ^^ I like making people laugh....
Babebreakers: YOUR SKILLS SUCK.
Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN!: SHADDUP!!! Anyway, I'm very sorry if the start of the story is not as funny as the first Girl power, but hey! I'm trying! ^^; Oh yeah, the Matrix thing, I got it off the comedy show Skithouse. ANYWAY, the reason I started writing this story again because some people really liked it....so yeah. Okay, BABEBREAKERS...
BabeBreakers: *sigh* Review!!!!!!!!!!
**NOTE: Okay, Girl Power is back...and I just hope you enjoy it more then the first one! (Of course, it won't be that successful xD) There's nothing better then seeing people smile and laugh! =D Anyway, Girl Power will now be written in uhh...novel form! XD ENJOY!**
~*~ Beyblade: GIRL POWER RETURNS ~*~
Chapter 1: The Bad Beginning
AND SO. THE SAGA CONTINUES. But something is wrong. The Babebreakers....are still...THE BABEBREAKERS?!? Dear GOD, the stupid author forgot to turn them back to BOYS! ...Or maybe she just did that on purpose because she's a mischievous witch. Now, lets start this crazy story...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kai, the captain of the BladeBreakers. "I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIRL!!!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Kai was being chased a giant and a VERY EVIL LOOKING figure. The figure wore witch clothing and she had the scariest face in the whole entire WORLD! The witch was.....OJAMAJO DOREMI. DOKKAN.
**A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner**
RR: MEEP MEEP!!
"MWAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! COME BACK KYLIE!!! LETS TURN YOU INTO A GIRL!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!" laughed the horrid witch, Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kai. He ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran....
**SFX: WHACK!!!!!**
"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Kylie. "...Owww...that hurt....ALRIGHT, WHO'S THE FREAK WHO HIT ME?!?!"
"I did!" said Tamera. Then soon enough, the poor BabeBreaker was choked like Bart Simpson because of Kylie.
"YOU MORON!!!! WHY DID YOU HIT ME ANYWAY?!?!" asked Kylie in anger.
Tamera sighed. "WELL, YOU were SCREAMING like you just Robert's face or maybe even scarier....HIROMI'S FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kylie blinked. "Well, I was screaming....because I had a dream that ODD turned me into a GIRL AGAIN!!!!!"
**A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner**
RR: MEEP MEEP!!
The Babebreakers looked at Kylie with strange and yet stupid faces. They also shivered after hearing ODD's dreaded sound effects.
"Uhhh...Kylie..." said Maxine.
"ITS KAI!! NOT KYLIE!!!!!" yelled Kylie to Maxine's face.
"KYLIE LOOK AT YOUR FREAKIN' BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Maxine yelled back.
Kylie looked at her body. Still has her scarf, still the tank top, felt the face paint on her cheek...and saw she was wearing a mini skirt.
"HOLY SH-"
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAH! You forgotten that YOU were STILL a GIRL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER- "Tamera couldn't finish her sentence since she was then whacked by a ping pong bat by Ray-Lynn.
Kylie touched her chest. She felt...female breasts.
"OH CRAP!!! I STILL HAVE THIS BUSTY CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kylie. Then she started to cry. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!"
"Wow. I thought I'd never see the day I would see Kylie cry! Hahahah!" laughed Ray-Lynn. "Oh HELL-"
**SFX: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!**
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!" Kylie yelled as she smashed a frying pan on Ray- Lynn.
Ray-Lynn screamed in agony and hissed at Kylie like a cat.
"N-n-n-n-nice k-k-k-kitty!!!" said Kylie when she heard Ray-Lynn's hiss.
Tamera was doodling on some piece of paper. Ray-Lynn looked over at Tamera's drawing and sweat dropped.
"Oh wow. That's REALLY CREATIVE" said Ray-Lynn in a sarcastic tone.
"THANKS!" said Tamera happily.
"What the hell did you even draw, Tamera?" asked Kylie curiously.
"CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Tamera as she smashed the paper on Kylie's face* "FAAAAAAAAAAARTZILLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
Kylie looked at the badly drawn picture of a Godzilla clone using his fart to destroy the world. "This drawing is a load of CRAP!!!"
"Yeah. A load of crap, like YOU!"
"WHY YOU-"
Ray-Lynn, Maxine and Kayla sweat dropped as they watched Kylie and Tamera fight.
"Those guys will NEVER change!" said Maxine as she sweat dropped.
**SFX: DING DONG!**
"I'll get it!!" said Kayla. She opened the door. "Hello! BabeBreaker residence!"
"Uhhh...Kayla..." said Maxine with a sweat drop.
"Hmph!! WHAT A RUDE PERSON!!!" yelled Kayla and she slammed the CLOSET door.
"KAYLA, THAT WAS THE CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Maxine.
"Oh, Maxine! Don't be stupid! It was probably some kid doing stupid pranks and ringing the doorbell and ran away quickly!"
Maxine sweat dropped and went to the front door. She opened it and saw some tall handsome stranger with beautiful spikey orange hair and wearing some cool outfit.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" squealed Maxine. "YOU'RE....YOU'RE..."
"Yes, yes I know I am-"said the stranger but then Maxine butted in...
"MISTY!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Maxine squealed again. She then gave 'Misty' a hug. "OHMYGODOHMYGOD I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the stranger. "GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kylie saw Maxine hugging 'Misty'. She stopped choking Tamera and dropped her to the floor.
"OWWWWWWWWW!!" cried Tamera.
"Hey, who the HELL are YOU!? Misty?" asked Kylie with anger as she saw a total stranger at her doorstop.
The stranger pushed Maxine to the ground. "LISTEN UP!!! MY NAME ISN'T MISTY!!!!! MY NAME IS BROOKLYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Maxine gasped. "BROCK!?"
"ITS BROOKLYN, YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Brooklyn at Maxine.
"So, Brocklyn, why are ya here?" asked Kylie.
"ITS BROOKLYN!! ANYWAY-"
"ALRIGHT!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kylie.
"YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Brooklyn.
"I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!"
Ray-Lynn screamed. "STOP!!! Kylie, let Hooklyn finish!"
Brooklyn sighed. "Don't you idiots EVER get MY name RIGHT!?!?"
"Well, SORRY!" Ray-Lynn muttered. "Anyway, WHAT were YOU doing to SAY?!"
"I am looking for Kylie! Because my friend Tala told me that I should meet this beautiful and sexy chick called Kylie and I really wanna meet her because I REALLY LOVE SEXY CHICKS WITH HUGE BOOBS!" said Brooklyn really fast.
Kylie sweat dropped. And she was also VERY pissed. "WELL, YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER!!!!!"
Brooklyn suddenly had love heart eyes. "OH!!! KYLIE, I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!!!!!!!" he then ran up to Kylie. "OH, KYLIE, MY DARLING KYLIE-"
**SFX: BAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Kylie then kicked Brooklyn. He fell to the ground and moaned in agony.
"L-love...h-hurts..." whispered Brooklyn softly.
"Gee, you're very popular with boys aren't you, Kylie? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Tamera hysterically.
Kylie gave the famous Kai death glare towards Tamera. She then hmph-ed. "WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ROBERT GOING AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!!!"
The other BabeBreakers were giggling in the background.
"OH SHADDUP!!!!!!" Tamera yelled.
Brooklyn got up. He was still in front of Kylie and his vision wasn't really good since Kylie kicked him in the face.
"Kylie....?" Said Brooklyn softly.
Kylie looked down. "Oh great, Dorklyn is awake!"
Brooklyn smiled and touched Kylie's breast. "Wow...they are so soft!!!!!"
GASP. SHOCK. HORROR! The BabeBreakers soon started to burst out laughing and Brooklyn smiled with a rather horny look.
"Y-YOU.......YOU...." Kylie said while looking rather pissed.
"Yes, darling?" said Brooklyn.
Kylie then swore in Russian and kicked Brooklyn out of the house.
"Oh, my!" said Ray-Lynn. "Great, now we have to get that roof fixed! That hole in the roof just won't do when its pouring!"
Kylie was in volcano mode. How dare an idiot like Brooklyn touches her!! It just reminded her of how Michael once touched her breast too...
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!" laughed Tamera. But then she thought of something. "Wait..."
~*~ IN...TAMERA'S MIND ~*~
Boris: *in a glass cube and banging the glass and looks like he needs air*
Bryan: *is sitting on a chair and then sees Boris faint inside the glass cube* Hey Tala, did you drill any air holes?
Tala: .....OH CRAP.
~*~ BACK TO THE STORY ~*~
"hehehe!! THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER!!!" squealed Tamera.
Kylie then saw Maxine crying.
"What's your damnit, Maxine?" asked Kylie.
Maxine sniffed. "...MISTY....IS REALLY....A MAN!??!??!?!!?"
Kylie slapped Maxine across the face. "You're such an idiot! Maxine, that 'Misty' was A DUDE CALLED MOOKLYN. NOT MISTY!!!"
"Oh. Okay! THEN THAT'S ALRIGHT!" said Maxine happily.
Ray-Lynn looked at Tamera laughing...then thinking. "I wonder what's going on in Tamera's mind? She's always laughing THEN thinking!"
"The answer is OBVIOUS." Said Kylie. "She's STUPID. She was probably dropped on the head when she was a baby."
Ray-Lynn sweat dropped. Then she started thinking.
"I wonder what Lee's up to these days..."
~*~ INSIDE RAY-LYNN'S MIND... ~*~
Alien: *has put handcuffs on Lee and is leading him into a space ship* YOU EARTHLING WITH KITTY CAT LOOKS WILL MARRY MY DAUGHTER, ALIENIA!!!!
Lee: *gulps*
Alienia: OH I CAN'T WAIT TO PUT MY EGGS INTO YOUR BRAIN!!!!
~*~ BACK TO THE STORY ~*~
"..." Ray-Lynn then whacked herself. "That'll NEVER happen..."
"Hmmm...I wonder why the dreaded witch hasn't come to annoy us or turn Robert's stuff into ORANGE JUICE?!?!?!" said Kayla.
"You mean Ojamajo Doremi-"said Tamera.
"DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kylie.
"...Dokkan?..." finished Tamera.
**A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner**
RR: MEEP MEEP!
"STUPID SOUND EFFECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kylie as she shook her fist in the air.
"I heard that the witch has been given a role to be in the new Matrix Movie!" said Ray-Lynn.
"But I thought the Matrix saga already finished..." said Maxine.
"Well, I guess there's a 4th movie..." Ray-Lynn sighed. "I wonder how she's doing ANYWAY...?"
~*~ AT THE TOP OF SOME BUILDING ~*~
"I GOT YOU NOW!!!!" yelled ODD. She shot fast bullets at some guy known as "Mr. Smith".
Mr. Smith dodged the bullets. "Time to die, Mr. Anderson." Said Mr. Smith. He then tried to shoot ODD.
"WHOAAAA!" ODD dodged the bullet by doing really freaky Matrix dodging moves ((XD)).
**SFX: CRAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!**
".....OWWWW.....!!!! MY BACK!!!!" screamed ODD.
The actor of Mr. Smith laughed. The director complained and ODD struggled with a broken back.
"I knew I should've down my stretches!!!!"
~*~ BACK TO THE OTHERS ~*~
"HEY! I know what we should do!" said Maxine.
"What?" asked the BabeBreakers.
"LETS WATCH SKITHOUSE ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~ End of Chapter ~*~
Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN!: AND SO, THE BAD BEGINNING, BEGINS. Okay, it was a REALLY bad beginning in my opinion. But just as long as you enjoyed it, I'm happy. ^^ I like making people laugh....
Babebreakers: YOUR SKILLS SUCK.
Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN!: SHADDUP!!! Anyway, I'm very sorry if the start of the story is not as funny as the first Girl power, but hey! I'm trying! ^^; Oh yeah, the Matrix thing, I got it off the comedy show Skithouse. ANYWAY, the reason I started writing this story again because some people really liked it....so yeah. Okay, BABEBREAKERS...
BabeBreakers: *sigh* Review!!!!!!!!!!