Disclaimer: I don't own those silly BladeBreakers or any other characters in this fiction! Beyblade is owned by Aoki Takao and always will be! AHAHAHHAAHAA! XD
Beyblade: GIRL POWER RETURNS!
Chapter 2: A Stupid Sleepover
The Infamous BabeBreakers looked like they were preparing some sort of party at their house. What is the party? What are the idiots doing now? Well...Lets just read and find out, now shall we?
Kylie sweat dropped and looked at Tamera. "Okay, TAMERA...WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN!?!"
Tamera giggled and smiled at Kylie. "We're doing this because we're gonna have a cool and happy girly sleepover!" Kylie got out the daily newspaper and whacked Tamera's head with it. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?"
Kylie sighed. "You MORON! We live under the same freakin' roof and we're having some stupid girly sleepover! And just let me remind you...WE'RE REALLY BOYS, YOU GOT THAT!?!?" Tamera stared at Kylie like some fool standing in the middle of the road.
"...Oh YEAH!" said Tamera happily. "But who cares!? This'll be great fun! Us talking about hot boys.......watch TV...eat popcorn" Tamera paused. "MMMMMmmMMMmmMMmmm.....POPCORN...."
Ray-Lynn looked rather shocked. "HOT BOYS?!? Tamera, we're not going to talk about hot guys!"
Tamera blinked. "And why not!?"
"Don't you think it would be pretty stupid of us to be talking about hot blokes when we're really MEN and not WOMEN!? And think about it...." Said Ray- Lynn.
Tamera thought to herself. Then she started getting weird pictures in her head.
IN TAMERA'S HEAD
"Oh, honey! I'm home!" said a purple haired dude called Robert.
"Honey! There you are!" said Tamera while holding a baby that kinda looks like a chibi sized Johnny McGregor. "I was worried about you!"
Robert hugged Tamera. "Oh, that's really sweet butternut pumpkin!
SFX: Crowd laughter
"Oh, my sweet pumpkin pie!" said Tamera sweetly.
SFX: More Crowd Laughter
BACK TO THE STORY
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HOLY MOLEY!!!!!! THAT MIGHT MEAN THERE'S GONNA BE MORE YAOI ON THE NET!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" screamed Tamera. Kylie smashed the expensive looking vase on Tamera's head. "Just shut up!"
"Owwww!! STOP THAT!!!" yelled Tamera with anger.
Maxine looked at all the stuff. Then she noticed some paper with the alphabet and YES and NO. And then there was some candles.
"Hey Tamera, what's this?" asked Maxine. She was rather confused.
"We're going to have a séance (sp?! XD) tonight!" said Tamera after putting cold ice on her head after being hit by an expensive vase.
"A SÉANCE!? Tamera, you're a real idiot you know!" said Kylie.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" Tamera screamed at Kylie.
Maxine then got an idea. "OH!! I know a great TV show that we can watch during our sleepover party!!"
"And what's that?" said the BabeBreakers all together.
"THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MIRIAM!!!" said Maxine happily.
"What's that show?" asked Ray-Lynn in confusement.
Maxine fell anime style. Then she got up. "You don't know There's Something About Miriam?!"
"Nope!" said Ray-Lynn.
"Well, its about this really fine looking woman and these dudes gotta try and win her heart but what they don't know is...THAT SHE.... IS A.... HE!!!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Tamera burst out laughing like some psycho person.
"What's so funny, fartass?!" asked Kylie.
"I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THE GUY WHO'S GONNA WIN!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Kylie kicked Tamera into a wall. "JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile...in some dark and scary looking tower...XD
"MWAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" laughed the scary and crazy Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN. She was watching the idiots prepare for their little sleepover party. There were many screens around her room...more screens the Digimon Emperor had ((XD)).
ODD's crazy and bishounen killer sister/cousin/whatever, Pop, whacked ODD with a lamp. "WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!?!?"
ODD turned her chair around to face Pop. "Well, I'm watching the Beyblade episode: Victory in Defeat and I'm laughing at Voltaire because he said OH GOD NO!!!!!!"
Pop threw her shoe at ODD. "That's not true!!!"
"IT IS TRUE!!!!" screamed ODD.
"NO ITS NOT!!! He said 'Oh KAI NO!!!!!!" corrected the little 6 year old bishounen killer, Pop.
"NOT TRUE!!!!!" yelled ODD.
"IS TRUE!!!!! Yelled Pop.
"IS NOT!" yelled ODD.
"IS TOO!!!" yelled Pop.
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!!"
"IS NOT!!!!"
"IS TOOO!!!!!"
And so, the 2 fought on what Voltaire really said. Now, lets get back to the Infamous BabeBreakers and their stupid Sleepover.
SFX: DING DONG!!
Ray-Lynn sighed. "Kayla, that's the closet"
Kayla got mad. "Listen Ray-Lynn, my sight isn't THAT bad!!!!!!!"
Ray-Lynn sighed once again as Kayla lectured a flower pot.
Tamera opened the door and surprised to find a familiar face. "Oh hello! Kylie doesn't live here anymore. She ran away and decided to live in a girl's dormitory and went on an adventure to catch ALL the Pokemon in the world BYE BYE!!!!"
As Tamera was about to slam the door, the figure stopped her.
Maxine looked at the 'familiar' person. "Hey! Look! ITS COOKLYN!!"
"MY NAME IS BROOKLYN, DON'T YOU IDIOTS GET MY NAME RIGHT!?!?!?!?" screamed Brooklyn.
"Well, SORRY Yooklyn." Said Ray-Lynn.
Brooklyn looked rather pissed off but then she saw Kylie. He calmed down. "Oh, my darling Kylie! I want to join your sleepover!"
Kylie punched Brooklyn in the face. "NO WAY! GIRLS ONLY, YOU MORON!!!"
Maxine whispered over to Ray-Lynn. "Do you think he heard us talking about our REAL identity?"
Ray-Lynn sweat dropped. "I hope not."
"PLEASE KYLIE-CHAN! I HAVE A GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD STAY!!!" begged Brooklyn while he was on his knees.
"And what's THAT, Moron?" asked Kylie.
Brooklyn took out fancy looking handcuffs. "I brought these along!"
Kylie looked major pissed off. She then got out a rocket launcher and fired a missile at Brooklyn. "YOU IDIOT, STAY AWAY FROM US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
SFX: KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brooklyn flew into the air and made another hole through the roof.
"Oh dear....the roof...." Said Ray-Lynn in a worried tone.
2 HOURS LATER
Brooklyn walked into some treehouse saying "FANBOYS OF THE BABEBREAKERS". Inside the treehouse were fanboys of course. There was Tala, Bryan, Lee, the Majestics team, the All Starz except Emily and the Dark Bladers.
"Guys, I got news!!!" said Brooklyn.
"Let me guess....you got a life and decided to give up on Kylie so I can chase after her?!" asked Tala in a real stupid tone.
"NO." replied Brooklyn. "The girls are having a sleepover! I say WE dress up AS girls and SEE what THEY'RE up TOO!"
Robert stood up. "THAT IS UNCOUTH!!!"
Johnny pulled Robert down so he could sit. "You're the uncouth one, so SHUT UP!! Who knows, maybe you'll be able to see the girls changing into one of those sexy red silky night gowns!"
Robert punched Johnny in the face. "Shut up, YOU IMBECILE!"
Back to the Stuipid Sleepover....
The InFamous Babebreakers were watching this week's "There's Something About Miriam". Why? Because Maxine has a liking for the TV show and finds it very cool.
"This is show is so BORING!" said Kylie. She then yawned.
"I find it rather interesting!" said Maxine happily as she watched Miriam telling Tom that he was the next to be out of the competition.
"I find it FUNNY! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!" laughed Tamera.
Kylie sweat dropped. She then grabbed her sweat drop and smashed it on Tamera. "WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP!?!?!?!"
"OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" wailed Tamera in pain.
Kayla looked closely at the screen. "Wow! What a very interesting show!"
Ray-Lynn sighed. "Can you even see that TV!?"
Kayla nodded. "Listen Ray-Lynn, I don't have bad eyesight!!!"
Ray-Lynn sighed once again. "Whatever Kayla..." She sweat dropped when Kayla once again....lectured a flower pot.
Maxine looked at the clock. "Hey guys! Its 10 pm! Tamera, do you want to start our séance now?"
"ALRIGHTIE THEN!!!" cheered Tamera. She ran to get her stuff ready.
And So....
Kylie sat on the couch ignoring her stupid friends. She watched them do their stupid séance thing. She thought to herself if they even know what a séance is and what they're even doing. Tamera and friends had a glass cup and a chart and they went over some stuff.
"Are you in this house....?" Asked Ray-Lynn. Tamera then slid the glass to "No"
"No....." said the BabeBreakers together. (Excluding Kylie of course!)
"Are you really dead?" asked Kayla. Tamera then slid the glass to "Yes"
"Yes....." said the BabeBreakers once again.
"Are you Hamtaro from the anime series Hamtaro?" asked Maxine with a dumb voice.
Tamera then slid down the piece of paper and slid the glass over to a word saying "Moron"
"MORON....." said the BabeBreakers.
Kylie had enough of this stupidity. "Hey, you losers! Why don't we try doing something WAY better...like telling scary stories?!" Kylie then switched off the light, which made Kayla scream in terror.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE BOOGIE MAN IS GONNA GET US!!!!!!" screamed Kayla.
"The Boogie Man doesn't even EXIST." Said Ray-Lynn.
Kylie got out her torch. "Okay...which idiot wants to tell a story first?"
Maxine put her hand up like a student in class. "OOOHH!!! ME!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!!!!!"
Kylie sweat dropped. "Someone OTHER then Maxine, please tell the story!!!"
There was silence. The only thing you could hear was Maxine saying "ME!! ME!!"
"OH FINE. Maxine, go ahead.... Tell us a scary story!" said Kylie as she gave her torch to Maxine.
"YAY! Okay, once upon a time..." said Maxine to start off the story.
1 hour later
"....AND THERE WAS THE GIRL! SCREAMING BECAUSE THE PYSCHO KILLER WAS SMASHING HER BOYFRIEND'S HEAD ON THE ROOF!!!"
"Oh, I'VE HEARD THIS STORY!!" complained Tamera. She grabbed the torch Maxine was holding and shined the light on her. "I got an even scarier story! AHEM. HILARY DUFF IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the BabeBreakers (surprisingly, even Kylie).
Maxine held closely to Kayla. "I w-want my m-m-mummy!!!"
"Me too!!!" wailed Kayla.
Ray-Lynn was covering her ears. "PLEASE!! DON'T GO OWN WITH THE STORY!!!"
Kylie covered her ears too. "ITS TOO MUCH!!!"
"Alright, alright! Lets put truth or dare!" said Tamera.
"Yeah....I'd rather play a stupid game of Truth or Dare then listen to that stupid Hilary Duff story!!!"
2 Hours Later
"Truth or Dare!" said Ray-Lynn to Kylie.
"Guys, we've been playing this game for 2 straight hours! CAN WE PLEASE STOP IT NOW?!?!?!" yelled Kylie.
"Well, what do YOU want to do, Kylie?!" asked Tamera.
"Why don't we all go to bed?!?" replied Kylie with anger.
Tamera smiled. "Okay! DID YOU ALL REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR SLEEPING BAGS!?!??!"
Maxine got out her sleeping bag. "I GOT MINE!!!!" she then put a Ninja Turtles sleeping bag on the floor. "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!"
"I got mine!" said Ray-Lynn after Maxine. She then put a car racing sleeping bag on the floor. "VRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!"
"And me too!" said Kayla. She got out a sleeping bag with math equations on it...
"You guys have stupid sleeping bags!" said Tamera. "I have the best sleeping bag!" Tamera got out a sleeping bag with food pictures on it and put the sleeping bag on the floor. The BabeBreakers sweat dropped.
Ray-Lynn turned to Kylie, who was ignoring the others. "Where's your sleeping bag, Kylie?"
Tamera laughed. "AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe she doesn't.....GET THIS......" Tamera tried to hold back her laughter. "....HAVE ONE!!! ..AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
SFX: BA DOOM CHEE!
There was silence. Tumbleweeds blew across the screen.
"Ahaha..?"
The BabeBreakers sweat dropped. Kylie grabbed her sweat drop and smashed it on Tamera's head once again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Tamera. "STOP HITTING ME, KYLIE!!!!"
"Shut up, fartass!!!!" yelled Kylie as she pinched Tamera's ear. "I'm going to be sleeping in MY room! Because its more comfy then some stupid sleeping bag!!!"
Kylie walked to her room and slammed the door. The other BabeBreakers played Super Smash Brothers on their Gamecube. And soon...they dozed off to sleep.
3 Hours Later
There was a knock on the door. None of the BabeBreakers couldn't hear the knock on the door because of Tamera's LOUD snoring. The door flung open.
"Why aren't they ANSWERING?!" whispered Tala. He and the fanboys were dressed as girls and had really bad make up.
"Because..." said a dark and dreary voice.
"EEEEKK!! WHO'S THERE?!" squealed Michael in fright.
Soon, a poof of pink and magical smoke exploded out of nowhere. And a familiar figure came out....
"OH MY GOD!!!" yelled Robert. "ITS YOU!! THAT WITCH WHO TURNED EVERYTHING IN MY CASTLE INTO ORANGE JUICE!!!!"
"MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! YOU ARE SO RIGHT! BUT I AM NOT JUST ANY WITCH. I AM A WITCH WITH A NAME! I AM OJAMAJO DOREMI DOKKAN!!!"
A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner
RR: MEEP MEEP!
The boys screamed. Fortunately, the BabeBreakers did not wake up because most of them had earplugs in their ears and Tamera was snoring way too loud.
"Okay, Miss Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN! Why are those babes just sleeping there and not answering the door?!" asked Brooklyn.
A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner
RR: MEEP MEEP!
".....That is scary....." said Tala.
"I know! But ANYWAY, to answer your question Brocklyn-" The scary ODD couldn't finish her sentence because Brooklyn butted in.
"ITS BROOKLYN, DAMNIT!!!!!!!" "Okay, okay! Mr. Bossy... ANYWAY, before I was interrupted by BROOKlyn, the BabeBreakers didn't answer because...."
"What..?" asked Johnny.
"THE SLEEPOVER.... IS OVER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!" ODD laughed like crazy and then fades into the darkness. The fanboys shuddered in fear.
"OH GREAT." Said Tala. "I knew we stayed up too long with the make up! Now we can't see what the girls are doing!!"
The fanboys sighed and slowly walked back to their treehouse.
"This was a stupid idea!" complained Bryan.
"Well...there is one thing we can do!" said Lee.
"And whats THAT?" asked Michael.
"Go home."
To Be Continued....
Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN!: WOO! Another stupid chapter! =D I got the sleepover idea from one of my friends.... Then I was watching Rove Live and saw some funny sleep over thing. I don't know how séances work....but yah. It was on Rove. XD See, thats what happens when you run outta ideas! Anyway, to Brooklyn fans, I'm not making fun of him because I hate him...I love Brooklyn! I just do this for stupid humor. XD And oh, Sorry to yaoi fans too if they got angry at some part of the story when Tamera said something about more yaoi on the net. XD Hey, I'm a yaoi fan, so yeah. BabeBreakers...
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