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Beyblade: GIRL POWER RETURNS!

Chapter 3: Fun Days at the Beach and Stupidity.

"HELLO! It is I, the NARRATOR! It was a hot summer day. The BabeBreakers were all trying to cool themselves down. Tamera tried spraying herself with the hose, Kylie was pouring the water on her head that came from the flower vases, Ray-Lynn was sitting next to a fan - that soon ran out of batteries and exploded causing havoc and the house was englufed in flames and the firemen had to come and wash down the house....Okay that NEVER really HAPPENED. (And thank god it didn't! XD) ANYWAY, Kayla was looking out the window. And Maxine.... was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Said the Narrator of this story.

"THIS IS SOOOO BORING!!" screamed out Tamera, who was soaking wet. "AND ITS FREAKIN' BLOODY HOT HERE!!!!" Tamera sighed. "I WANT ADVENTURE, I WANT COMEDY, I WANT THIS STUPID AUTHOR TO THINK OF SOMETHING SOON!!!!"

Kylie whacked Tamera across the face with this week's newspaper. "OH SHUT UP. Like the author's gonna THINK OF SOMETHING. She's TOTALLY BRAINLESS!"

Maxine tried to shut them up. "SSSHHUUUSSSHHHHH!!!!" she said. "I'm trying to watch Leonardo fight the Shredder!!"

"That kind of shows, SUCK... " Said Kylie. She then sat next to Ray-Lynn, who was next to an electric fan.

"WELL...WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SCREEN ON THE TV, HUH!?!?" asked Tamera stupidly. "HUH!? HUH!?!? HUUUHHHH!?!?"

Kylie whacked Tamera over the head. "Oh shut up YOU DUMMY!"

Tamera gasped. "YOU CALLED ME A DUMMY YOU DUMMY!!"

"YOU'RE THE DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY!!" screamed Kylie.

"YOU'RE THE DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY!!!!" Tamera screamed back.

The words "Dummy" and how they were being repeated were annoying Ray-Lynn. She was rather pissed. So to shut them up, she pointed out the window.

"OH MY GOD! LOOK!! ITS OJAMAJO DOREMI DOKKAN!!" yelled Ray-Lynn.

SFX: A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner

RR: MEEP MEEP!

"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHERE?!!?" Kylie and Tamera both screamed.

Soon, in a pink puff of smoke, a girl in Wind Waker Link's clothing appeared. She was short and flat chested.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" laughed the girl. "IT IS I – OJAMAJO DOREMI DOKKAN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

SFX: A fat lady screams, a cat screeches, a dog barks, lightning crashes, evil laughter laughs and a car's horn beeps like the Road Runner

RR: MEEP MEEP!

"Oh my god. She was really there." Whispered Ray-Lynn.

Tamera pointed at ODD's clothing. "Hey, why are you in Link's clothing??"

ODD laughed. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! You really wanna know?"

The BabeBreakers nodded.

"WELL..." said ODD. "BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER AND I DECIDED TO TAKE THESE CLOTHES!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!"

"So you stole them off Link?!" asked Maxine. "...That must mean...."

IN SOME KID'S HOUSE IN SOME TOWN

A child was playing his video games. He was playing "The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker". The child then found out something totally disgusting when he stared at the screen of his television. He screamed.

"AAAAAAAHHHH!!! MUMMY!!! LINK'S NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the boy.

BACK TO THE STORY

"LINK IS TOTALLY NAKED IN ALL THE WIND WAKER GAMES OUT IN THE WORLD?!?!" said Maxine with, who was very shocked.

"Well, DUH. Link only wears it. Isn't it pretty on me?" asked ODD.

"NO." said Kylie. "THEY LOOK ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE ON YOU."

ODD gasped in shock of what Kylie said. "HOW DARE YOU, KYLIE! NOW I MUST PUNISH YOU!!!" ODD pointed her magical wand at Kylie. "WITH MY POWERS, I TURN YOU INTO A FISH!!!!"

With a swish of the wand, Kylie was in a poof of smoke. Suddenly, EVERYONE gasped.

"GASP!!!" gasped The BabeBreakers.

"GASP!!!!" gasped the people outside in the world.

Okay, not everyone but WHO CARES. ANYWAY, Kylie...had...become. A FISH. Well, to be specific, a CLOWN FISH.

Maxine giggled. "OH MY GOSH, NEMO!!!!"

Kylie growled, even though she was a fish. "I'M NOT NEMO!!!!"

"Well, you're a clown fish!" said Ray-Lynn. "Come on! TELL US A JOKE!!!"

Kylie sighed. "I'm not telling any stupid JOKES."

ODD grinned evily. "If you don't tell us a joke, I will turn you into SUSHI!!!!"

Kylie screamed. "NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL THE STUPID JOKE!!!!!! Uhmm...why did Cinderella get kicked out of the football team?"

.... There was silence. Crickets were chirping. The BabeBreakers looked at eachother. They shrugged. ODD was rather confused.

"Why?" they all asked.

"...Because she ran away from the ball." Answered Kylie.

20 MINUTES LATER

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! WE GET IT NOW!!!" they all said happily.

"AND IT TOOK YOU 20 MINUTES TO FIGURE IT OUT?!?!?!"

The BabeBreakers and ODD nodded.

"Okay, I said the stupid joke. Now make me human again." Said Kylie.

ODD swished her wand and Kylie was HUMAN! YAYNESS. "Okay girls, today, YOU'RE GOING TO THE BEACH!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"ALRIGHT! THE BEACH!!!" cheered the BabeBreakers except for Kylie.

ODD swished her wand once more and the BabeBreakers disappeared.

AT THE BEACH...

"Since we're at the beach, you know what this means!? WELL, ITS TIME FOR OUR TRADITIONAL WATERMELON SMASHING!!!" said Tamera happily while holding a large watermelon above her head.

"It would get really messy if we did watermelon smashing, Tamera." Said Ray-Lynn.

All the girls were in cute bikinis. And each bikini had their special color! Tamera had blue, Kylie had red, Ray-Lynn had black, Maxine had green and Kayla had purple. NOW HOW CUTE IS THAT!?

Tamera looked around. "WELL, THERE'S NO BATS IN THE GROUND, SO LETS USE SPIRIT INSTEAD!!!!" Tamera got a blindfold and blindfolded herself and tried to chop the watermelon by just using her hand.

"MORON..." said Kylie. She laid out a blanket on the sand and laid down on it.

Maxine was splashing around in the water. She then saw a pink marshmallow kind of like figure floating in the water.

"OOOOOOOOOOHH! HOW CUTE!!" squealed Maxine. She picked up the pink thing in her hands. "Hahahahah! Its so squishy!! .....He shall be my squishy and he shall be mine!" Maxine did not realize that she was holding a jellyfish.

"BBZZZZZTTTTT!!!!" buzzed the jellyfish. It stung Maxine.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Maxine. She then started floating on water. She suddenly got pulled away from the current. "Hahahaha! I'm going to Africa! I'm going to see giaraffes, gorillas, elephants, kangaroos...." Maxine started drifting away.

MEANWHILE...Ray-Lynn was scuba diving. She was underwater and looking at the pretty fishes. She then noticed a pineapple.

"Huh?" said Ray-Lynn in her mind. "A pineapple...? In the ocean...?"

SUDDENLY, RANDOM MUSIC STARTED PLAYING.

"ARE YOU READY KIDS?!!?" said a nearby painting that looked like a pirate.

"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!" said random childish voices.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!" said the painting.

"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!" said the random childish voices in a louder voice.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!?!?"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!"

A sponge came out from the pineapple, wearing underwear. Soon, a large hand put its squarepants on it. Ray-Lynn was rather confused. "What the....?"

The random music was still playing and it soon ended with a loud yell of "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS". And it ended with Spongebob playing a flute/wind instrument with his nose. Ray-Lynn blinked as everything disappeared. She shook her head.

"I must be seeing things ..." she said. She started swimming up to the surface, passing by a mermaid trying to brush her hair with a FORK.

4 HOURS LATER

Maxine came drifting back to the beach's surface. Kayla stared at Maxine. "Where have you been?" she asked with curiosity.

"I was in Africa! Where I saw giaraffes, elephants, gorillas, kangaroos..." answered Maxine happily.

Kayla blinked. "But kangaroos can't be found in Africa. They're found in AUSTRALIA."

"Ooooooh." Said Maxine. She got up from the water and started building a sand sculpture. "I'm going to make the greatest sand sculpture the world has EVER seen!"

"yeah, yeah, sure, sure..." said Kylie, who was wearing sunnies and lying on the beach towel.

20 Minutes Later...

"I'M FINISHED!" said Maxine happily. "IT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!"

The BabeBreakers jaws dropped once they saw Maxine's sand sculpture. It was a sand sculpture of the Statue of Liberty.

"Wow. THAT'S AMAZING!!!" said Tamera. "A jellyfish brain like Maxine made a sand sculpture of the Statue of Liberty...."

"Well, in fanfiction, you can do almost ANYTHING." Said Ray-Lynn.

"I'M SO HAPPY THAT ITS GREAT!" said Maxine. "NOTHING WILL BREAK IT!!!"

A little butterfly came fluttering about. It sat on Maxine's sculpture and the sculpture was destroyed.

"Nothing will break it, eh?" said Kylie. She laughed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Maxine.

"I'm gonna make a new sand sculpture!" said Maxine. The BabeBreakers all did an anime style fall.

Kylie looked at Ray-Lynn. "So Ray, didja find anything interesting while you were scuba diving?"

Ray-Lynn nodded. "There was a singing painting, a pineapple and a sponge named Spongebob Squarepants...."

Kylie sweat dropped. "You must've been seeing things. Its like seeing a mermaid brushing her long red hair with a fork."

"Yeah..."

Tamera started to run towards the water. "WOO HOO! WATER! WATER!!!!!" Tamera jumped and wanted to catch the water, but the waves pulled back and Tamera smashed her face into the sand.

"Having fun?" asked Kylie between fits of giggles.

"AH, SHUDDAP." Said Tamera as she got her face out of the sand. She dragged herself into the water.

Maxine stopped her sand sculpture and started writing her name on the sand. She then waved at Ray-Lynn and Kylie. "RAY-LYNN!! KYLIE!!!!"

Ray-Lynn and Kylie looked at Maxine. "What?"

"I wrote my name on the sand! " said Maxine. She showed it to her fellow teammates.

Kylie sweat dropped. "We're all proud of you, Maxine."

Kayla was happily looking at the sun but then she noticed some guys walking towards the beach. She then screamed and ran towards her friends. "GUYS! WE BETTER HIDE!!!"

"Why? THIS IS NO TIME FOR HIDE AND SEEK, KAYLA." Said Kylie with a cold tone.

"N-n-n-n-noooo!!! It's the Majestics!" said Kayla with fear.

Maxine got out her binoculars and spotted the Majestics. "Hahahahaha. They look like ANTS!"

Kylie whacked Maxine over the head. "YOU IDIOT. You're looking at the binoculars in the wrong WAY."

Maxine realized that she was holding the binoculars in the wrong way. "OOOOOH." She then held it the correct way. "JIMMINY CRICKET!! IT'S THE MAJESTICS!!! ....Oh my god. Robert with no shirt."

"I think I'm going to puke..." said Ray-Lynn.

Tamera overheard what the girls said. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT A BAD IMAGE!!!!"

Kylie laughed. "Aw, Tamera. We all know you like it when Robert has no shirt." She started teasing Tamera like they were in primary school.

"OH SHUT UP! I KNOW YOU LIKE HAVING THOSE FANTASIES WITH ROBERT IN IT!"

"SHUT UPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kylie pounced on Tamera and the 2 got into a fight.

Ray-Lynn was looking at Enrique who was trying to impress other girls at the beach.

"Heeey baby! I bet you can't resist me, eh?" said Enrique, who was striking poses like Johnny Bravo. "How about we go out?"

The girl who Enrique was trying to impress smashed her huge umbrella on Enrique and was swearing random swear words. Enrique had swirly like eyes and looked rather hurt. "OWWW...I SEE STARS...MANY OF THEM...."

"How UNCOUTH." Said Robert. He then noticed 5 familiar girls not too far away. "Hey, isn't that the BabeBreakers over there?"

"Ooooh! I see Maxine!" said Oliver cheerfully. He then waved at Maxine. "Maxxinnneeee!!!"

"I think he's GAY." Said Kylie, who had finished fighting with Tamera.

"Well, they're all in love with US...and we're really boys...so yeah, they MUST be GAY." Said Ray-Lynn.

"Ah ah ah! You girls are SO cute!" said a gayish man voice.

The BabeBreakers looked behind themselves to see 5 men in male fashionable clothing.

"Who THE HELL ARE YOU?" asked Kylie as she saw the 5 men.

"WHY, WE'RE THE FAB 5!" said the men altogether. Random music started playing again.

"ALL THINGS JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER!"

The BabeBreakers fell anime style. Maxine found the men familiar. "OOOOoh! You guys are the gay guys who are on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!"

"Maxine, you watch the WEIRDEST shows." Said Ray-Lynn.

"Yes! We are like, in the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy! I'm Carson, darl!" Carson shook hands with Maxine. "Well, its time to get over to....who's the guy we're going to?"

"I think his name was Bryan, Carson!" said a guy called Jai.

"Oh right! We must go fix our straight guy Bryan! Too da loo gals!" said Carson. The Fab 5 then went into their cars and started to head for Bryan's house.

"Okay, that's just weird...." Said Kylie.

"Did he say Bryan!?" asked Ray-Lynn.

The Majestics started running up to the BabeBreakers. The BabeBreakers shrieked.

"Well, good afternoon ladies!" said Robert politely. Enrique was drooling over the bikini's the girls were wearing. Johnny was drooling as well....and Oliver just smiled.

"This is JUST GREAT." Said Tamera.

"Yeah, its great isn't it?!" said Robert, who was smiling. (Oo)

Kylie had an angry mark on her forehead. "I DON'T WANT ANY GUYS RUINING MY SUMMER DAY!" She got out a large bazooka. "ASTA LA VISTA, LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!" She fired the bazooka and a large blast appeared and blasted the Majestics away.

"LOOKS LIKE THE MAJESTICS ARE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!" screamed the Majestics as they flew off.

PING!

Kayla sweat dropped. "That wasn't very nice...and they weren't doing anything THAT bad!"

"Who cares. I can't stand them." Said Kylie. She threw away her bazooka and in the background where the bazooka was thrown, a huge explosion appeared and people were screaming and fire trucks coming by to wash away the fire.

Tamera thought of something. A light bulb appeared over her head. "OH MY GOD. I HAVE AN IDEA!"

"What's your idea, genius?" asked Kylie. "And try not to make it TOO stupid."

"SHUT UP! ... Anyway, my idea is that WE SHOULD GO....FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SFX: CRICKETS CHIRPING

"Uhhh..." said the BabeBreakers all together.

Tamera got out her fishing gear and put on a hat saying: "Grandpa" and a shirt saying: "World's Greatest Fisher". "Alright! Time to get some food!" She threw her fishing line into the water and waited.

1 Day Later

".....No fish......"said Tamera sadly.

"FACE IT TAMERA. ITS BEEN A WHOLE DAY AND THERE HAS BEEN NO FISH. LETS GO HOME!!" screamed Kylie.

Tamera sniffed. "Alright..."

END OF CHAPTER

Ojamajo Doremi DOKKAN!: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ITS BEEN AGES SINCE I'VE UPDATED! LOL. Sorry! I've been so SLACK. And...I've been spending most of my time on deviantart! XD Okay...my account name is ojamajodoremidokkan. Thats it. And yada yada yada. And don't get angry at me that I haven't told you before!! People tend to get mad. XDDDD Hahaha...ANYWAY, hope this was funny enough for you! Im gonna try and update every Monday! Oh yeah...if you find that I am offending any of your favourite characters...Im sorry. I LOVE EVERYONE IN BEYBLADE. YES. EVERYONE. Im just doing this for random humor! WOOOO HOOO. OKAY BABEBREAKERS...

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