ALLAN'S POETRY!!!

(Dear god what have I done...)

I'm sexy

You know it.

You want me

You show it.

I look hot

In most things.

But chicks like me

In nothing.

I have a kid

His name is Chid.

His mom was hot

She hit the spot

But her sister was better

I like'em younger.

So if you want me

And like my poetry

I live in a castle

And my hairs long and flowy.

A poem by Allan Shizare, knight of Caili.

I have no clue why in hell I posted this. I guess if anybody stumbles across it. Good for you. I'm not allowed sugar anymore. But I guess I did notice that there was no Allan ranting about how sexy he is poems posted!!! (lmao)