A/N: Ohayo! Here's a fic I have created to all the people who likes humor in Inuyasha. I hope you like. Please read and review.
Disclaimer: Never owned anything from Inuyasha but I hope I can steal Fluffy-sama from Master Rumiko Takahashi. Hehe.. ^^;;
^~Cinderelly~^
CHAPTER 1
=The letter=
Jap_girl: Once upon a time-
Sango: What the?! I'm Cinderella?!
Jap_girl: Yes, yes. *pushes Sango back stage* *ahem* Once-
Miroku: Yay! I get to be the prince! *starts daydreaming of him being swarmed of sexy girls*
Jap_girl: -_- I'm trying to finish here.
Inuyasha: Hey what's my role?
Jap_girl: -_-*
Kagome: Uh-oh! She's gonna blow!
Inuyasha: What should we do!
Jap_girl: *-_-**
Kagome: I know just the thing! *runs back stage*
*Just when jap_girl was about to shout, Sesshy comes*
Sesshy: Hey! Is it my turn yet?
Jap_girl: *blink, blink* SESSHY!!!!!
Sesshy: Nnnoooooo!!!! *The narrator making him turn blue is now hugging him*
Kagome: *sigh* Let's just go back to the real story, shall we. *raises the curtain*
Jap_girl: Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Cinderella Sango.
Sango: *Shows Sango sweeping the floor inside the house*
Jap_girl: When her mother died, her father took care of her. He married a woman to be Sango's stepmother so that she can feel a mother's care. She had stepsisters namely Yura and Kagura. When her father died, she was forced to be a housemaid since her stepmother ordered her to. Sango is a very nice girl and is famous among the guys in their town.
Sango: Oh, puh-lease!
Jap_girl: *evil glare at Sango*
Sango: Ehehe… *nervous laugh*
Jap_girl: One day, when she was sweeping outside, the mailman delivered a letter.
Sango: Lalala… *sings in the tone of 'This guy's in love with you, pare.'*
Kouga: *Comes running in front of the gate* Hey is this Ms. Kagome's house?
Sango: Kouga?! What are you doing here! You're not the mailman!
Kouga: Well, you see, I was playing with the chainsaw when I accidentally sliced through Mr. Mailman's arm. *scratches his head*
~HOSPITAL~
Mr. Mailman: NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!!! *shows his bandaged arm*
Kagome: -_-0 Sorry Mr. Mailman. Kouga's a little scary at times.
Mr. Mailman: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS KOUGA!!!!!!!!
~BACK TO THE GARDEN~
Sango: EEWWW!!!!! You really are scary!! *shows a disgusted look*
Kouga: Enough about that. The narrator told me to give you this. *gives her a letter*
Sango: Thank y-
Kouga: KAGOME!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!! *runs after Kagome back stage*
Sango: -_-0 Whatever.
Jap_girl: After she received the letter, she went back inside the house.
Sango: *sees Kikyo walking down the stairs* Hey Kikyo! Mail's here! Catch! *throws the letter in front of her face*
Kikyo: Grrr… *snatches the mail from the floor* THAT's one thing I'll have to teach you, RESPECT! *opens the letter*
Sango: Beh! *sticks her tongue out* I'll never respect you or anyone inside this house!
Kikyo: hmph! *reads the letter*
Sango: *dusting the figurines on the table*
Kikyo: *eyes widened* AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sango: You do know that whatever you do, I'll still not respect you. *snob*
Kikyo: Yura! Kagura! Come here! I have some good news! *grin*
Kagura: What is it mother? *cools herself with a fan*
Yura: What good news? *brushes her hair*
Kagome: Let me see! Let me see! *tries to look at the letter but to no avail*
Kikyo: It's written here that a royal ball will be held in the prince's castle tonight!
Miroku: *appears from nowhere* *shows him putting his gun-positioned hand under his chin*
Sango, Kagura and Yura: -_-0
Kikyo: Every women of the village are invited. Girls are you thinking what I'm thinking? *raises an eyebrow with a grin*
Kagura: uh.. drag racing will be held on the street?
Kikyo: -_- no.
Yura: Oh, oh I know! We will be buying hair clips tonight right?
Kikyo: -_-* No! It means that one of you will have to win the prince to be rich! THE MONEY! THINK ABOUT THE MONEY!
Kagura: I knew that. Hehehe… *nervous laugh*
Yura: Yeah, me too.
Sango: I heard that the prince is one hell of a pervert.
Yura: -_-0 *gulp*
Sango: They say he likes to grope women's behind.
Kagura: *O*
Kikyo: *sweatdrop* Y-your just jealous 'cause you won't be able to come. I'll not allow you to go.
Sango: What? Me? I have no plans on going to that ball!
Kikyo: Yeah, right. *says in a sarcastic tone* Oh well, tonight, you're gonna be cleaning the whole house! Bwahahaha!!!!! *evil laugh*
Sango: NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued…
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