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Chapter 2 version 1.0 Warning: Has adult talk. (nothing is graphically described though)
"Welcome back. Once again, I'm time traveling Mark Saotome and in case your wondering, I'm the 203rd child of Ranma Saotome. I'm not really sure who's my mother is... Or father, but I know that Ranma was at least one of them. Today, we are talking to Ranma Saotome past, present, and future. We tired to talk to them together and of course that didn't work so well, so if this continues to be madness, I will be forced to separate them to three different rooms. Now, young Ranma, what plans do you have for the future?"
"To see the world with my father like my mom told me to."
"Your mother told you to?"
"Yup. Of course, I had to sign some strange paper before I left.. I think it was a birthday card for my grandmother."
"Moron...," teenage Ranma stated.
"Ranma... Why are you calling Chibi-Ranma a moron?" Mark asked.
"Cause that 'paper' he signed was a promise of our father to become a man amongst men 'or else'."
"Or else?"
"Or else we would have had to kill ourselves with a knife in the belly."
"Oh my, that sounds painful."
"It is Mark, it is. At least I'm fairly sure it is..."
"Since we're talking, what are your plans?"
"I'm hoping to continue my training and eventually I'll fulfill my fathers wishes and marry Akane," this comment got a laugh out of adult Ranma. "Ok man, what's wrong with that?"
"Nothing serious, just that I never ended up marrying any of Soun Tendo's three daughters, though they all had a few of my children..."
"What!"
"I also had children about five children each with Ukyo, Shampoo, Kodatchi..."
"Kodatchi?"
"Oh yeah! She's a wild one. Trust me when I say, she really brings the party to life. Of course there was also that girl that liked to name everything, the martial arts fast food restaurant girl, Takewaki..."
"Man, your sick! You sleep with him?"
"Yeah, but at first it was just to get him to leave me alone. After the third time, it was fun. He really knows how to use his stick."
"You mean his bokken?"
"Yeah, that too."
"That's it, I'm becoming a monk. No sexual activities for me at all!"
"Aw it's not that bad... Let's see there was also Ryoga, Tusbasa, Eiko, and I think I did it with Nodoka-chan just to see what it was like..."
"You... YOU... Your not me! Your some kind of twisted sick pervert from an alternate dimension!"
"Naw, I'm just loving life. You'll figure it out eventually," he stops and checks his watch. "In about two to four years if I remember correctly."
"But you slept with our mother?"
"So what? I admit, we were both very drunk, but the next day she told me it was great. She even offered me a place in her bed if I was lonely."
"Mark! In what warped dimension did you find this?"
"This one, though I admit he was different then I expected him to be. The Ranma that was my father wouldn't have let the fact that she was family stop him from going back several times," Mark replied casually. "Heck, I'm surprised he didn't list Genma in that list too."
"I should note that I've never had a child from an family member. It was just fun with them," adult Ranma added. "And of course, I only do with people who are the legal age."
"It's official. I become the biggest pervert in the lands...,"teenage Ranma stated as he buried his head in his hands. "When I get home, I'm going to commit seppuku. That's the only way I can stop this."
"That or you can use the knowledge you've gained here to become a better person... if you really think he's that bad."
"Your right Mark... Of course, that means that you won't exist, but hey, that's a small price to pay I suspect..."
"Ok...," Mark replied as he wiped his brow. "Good luck with your plan. Just make sure to let me get in my anti-time capsule so I can remain alive..."
"Hey Mark?" adult Ranma asked.
"Yes Ranma?"
"Got room for one more person? I'd rather not disappear."
"Of course. You are almost my father."
"Heck, I probably gave birth to you before I came here."
"Good point dad."
At this point, teenage Ranma is in shock and unable to hear anything going on around him.
"Hey kid," the adult Ranma called over to the child.
"What?" Chibi-Ranma asked.
"Let me give you some advise. When you become a girl, don't think of it as a curse. Think of it as a blessing. Instead of only experiancing one side of the joy, you'll be able to do both!"
"Ok... but what is the difference between boys and girls?" This question stunned the adult Ranma and Mark.
"Oh no, I forgot. Out of all the things my mom taught me as a child, sex ed wasn't even remotely touched on," adult Ranma paused to decided how to phrase his next sentance. "Right now, there isn't a big difference except in how you go to the restroom kid. When you get older though, the differences grow. That's all I can say on that for now. Just remember, when you become both, don't let anyone tell you it's bad. It's great. Beat up your dad when he looks down on you or any other girl."
"Ok...," Chibi-Ranma agreed since he didn't understand anything the adult was saying. Instead, he filed it away for latter use.
"Heck, I can tell you one thing your old man will be wrong about. Women are just as strong as men. Sometimes even stronger. And they don't hold back in a fight like some guys do. So being a girl is actuall better for fighting." Once again, adult Ranma's information was stored for latter use.
"Sounds interesting guys, but once again, we have to break for a comercial break or we won't be able to stay on the air."
(Chapter 2 is done. It's a lot more controversial, so unless it offends someone really badly, I'm leaving this as is. Let me know by review or by email [ ]
Thanks again for reading [ideas on how to improve this story would be great!])
Chapter 2 version 1.0 Warning: Has adult talk. (nothing is graphically described though)
"Welcome back. Once again, I'm time traveling Mark Saotome and in case your wondering, I'm the 203rd child of Ranma Saotome. I'm not really sure who's my mother is... Or father, but I know that Ranma was at least one of them. Today, we are talking to Ranma Saotome past, present, and future. We tired to talk to them together and of course that didn't work so well, so if this continues to be madness, I will be forced to separate them to three different rooms. Now, young Ranma, what plans do you have for the future?"
"To see the world with my father like my mom told me to."
"Your mother told you to?"
"Yup. Of course, I had to sign some strange paper before I left.. I think it was a birthday card for my grandmother."
"Moron...," teenage Ranma stated.
"Ranma... Why are you calling Chibi-Ranma a moron?" Mark asked.
"Cause that 'paper' he signed was a promise of our father to become a man amongst men 'or else'."
"Or else?"
"Or else we would have had to kill ourselves with a knife in the belly."
"Oh my, that sounds painful."
"It is Mark, it is. At least I'm fairly sure it is..."
"Since we're talking, what are your plans?"
"I'm hoping to continue my training and eventually I'll fulfill my fathers wishes and marry Akane," this comment got a laugh out of adult Ranma. "Ok man, what's wrong with that?"
"Nothing serious, just that I never ended up marrying any of Soun Tendo's three daughters, though they all had a few of my children..."
"What!"
"I also had children about five children each with Ukyo, Shampoo, Kodatchi..."
"Kodatchi?"
"Oh yeah! She's a wild one. Trust me when I say, she really brings the party to life. Of course there was also that girl that liked to name everything, the martial arts fast food restaurant girl, Takewaki..."
"Man, your sick! You sleep with him?"
"Yeah, but at first it was just to get him to leave me alone. After the third time, it was fun. He really knows how to use his stick."
"You mean his bokken?"
"Yeah, that too."
"That's it, I'm becoming a monk. No sexual activities for me at all!"
"Aw it's not that bad... Let's see there was also Ryoga, Tusbasa, Eiko, and I think I did it with Nodoka-chan just to see what it was like..."
"You... YOU... Your not me! Your some kind of twisted sick pervert from an alternate dimension!"
"Naw, I'm just loving life. You'll figure it out eventually," he stops and checks his watch. "In about two to four years if I remember correctly."
"But you slept with our mother?"
"So what? I admit, we were both very drunk, but the next day she told me it was great. She even offered me a place in her bed if I was lonely."
"Mark! In what warped dimension did you find this?"
"This one, though I admit he was different then I expected him to be. The Ranma that was my father wouldn't have let the fact that she was family stop him from going back several times," Mark replied casually. "Heck, I'm surprised he didn't list Genma in that list too."
"I should note that I've never had a child from an family member. It was just fun with them," adult Ranma added. "And of course, I only do with people who are the legal age."
"It's official. I become the biggest pervert in the lands...,"teenage Ranma stated as he buried his head in his hands. "When I get home, I'm going to commit seppuku. That's the only way I can stop this."
"That or you can use the knowledge you've gained here to become a better person... if you really think he's that bad."
"Your right Mark... Of course, that means that you won't exist, but hey, that's a small price to pay I suspect..."
"Ok...," Mark replied as he wiped his brow. "Good luck with your plan. Just make sure to let me get in my anti-time capsule so I can remain alive..."
"Hey Mark?" adult Ranma asked.
"Yes Ranma?"
"Got room for one more person? I'd rather not disappear."
"Of course. You are almost my father."
"Heck, I probably gave birth to you before I came here."
"Good point dad."
At this point, teenage Ranma is in shock and unable to hear anything going on around him.
"Hey kid," the adult Ranma called over to the child.
"What?" Chibi-Ranma asked.
"Let me give you some advise. When you become a girl, don't think of it as a curse. Think of it as a blessing. Instead of only experiancing one side of the joy, you'll be able to do both!"
"Ok... but what is the difference between boys and girls?" This question stunned the adult Ranma and Mark.
"Oh no, I forgot. Out of all the things my mom taught me as a child, sex ed wasn't even remotely touched on," adult Ranma paused to decided how to phrase his next sentance. "Right now, there isn't a big difference except in how you go to the restroom kid. When you get older though, the differences grow. That's all I can say on that for now. Just remember, when you become both, don't let anyone tell you it's bad. It's great. Beat up your dad when he looks down on you or any other girl."
"Ok...," Chibi-Ranma agreed since he didn't understand anything the adult was saying. Instead, he filed it away for latter use.
"Heck, I can tell you one thing your old man will be wrong about. Women are just as strong as men. Sometimes even stronger. And they don't hold back in a fight like some guys do. So being a girl is actuall better for fighting." Once again, adult Ranma's information was stored for latter use.
"Sounds interesting guys, but once again, we have to break for a comercial break or we won't be able to stay on the air."
(Chapter 2 is done. It's a lot more controversial, so unless it offends someone really badly, I'm leaving this as is. Let me know by review or by email [ ]
Thanks again for reading [ideas on how to improve this story would be great!])