This chapter is my attempt to purposely offend. Please note that this chapter is rated 'R' so please don't read it if you don't like that stuff. It is rated as such for it's brief descriptions of Ranma's encounters. Don't think it's bad enough to be rated NC-17, but if anyone thinks it is, please let me know and it will be removed and edited as best as I can. An now, on with the story!
Chapter 3version 1.1Warning: Has adult talk. (Somethings are briefly, yet graphically described)
"Mark, please, this is driving me crazy." teenage Ranma pleaded.
"Good, I'm time traveling Mark Saotome. With me are my three guest Ranma Saotome. Our youngest has gone back stage for a nap, so he'll be back out hopefully after the next commercial break."
"Mark, I mean it! I'm losin it man!"
"That's why your here. Now please sit down until we call for you. If you really can't stand it, your welcome to go into that sound proof booth."
"I think I'll do that," teenage Ranma stood up and walked to the booth and entered it. Shortly after he closed the door, a loud thunk could be heard as the booth locked itself shut. "What the hell is going on now?!"
"That? It's just insurance that you won't try and run out in the middle of what is about to be said. Now, if we can please have the mic in the booth turned off, we can get started."
"You can't do this to me! You'll be..." teenage Ranma's voice was suddenly cut off.
"Now, adult Ranma, tell us a bit about your 'experiences'"
"Certainly Mark. What good is it to have all these memories if I'm just going to keep them to myself?"
"They wouldn't be worth much at all. Let's start with your first time. Do you remember who it was?"
"Of course. You never forget your first time. This may surprise you Mark, but my first time actually happened when I was still him," adult Ranma stated as he pointed to teenage Ranma.
"Really... You'd never guess he'd done anything like that."
"To be fair, he's was such a virgin back then, that he didn't realize what happened to him until I did it again at the age of 18. It was when Shampoo came back into my life. She left because I convinced her that I was really a girl that changed into a guy. When she figured out the truth, she jumped in the bath tub with me and man, I'm telling you, she worked me good!" teenage Ranma tried to cover his ears as best as he could. "I'd just managed to peak when Akane came in and punted both of us out of the bathroom. As I said before, I was such a virgin that I figured it was a fear reaction or something else. I'm surprised Shampoo didn't have a litter of kittens though."
"Wow. All this before you became the pervert who knocked up half the women in the Nerima district. Not to mention was knocked up by half the men."
"Too true Mark. Too true. In fact my biggest regret is that it took me so long to experience the joys of sex."
"You've mentioned you've done it as a girl and we know you've done it as a guy. Which do you like better?"
"Honestly, I'm not sure. I mean, being a guy is natural for me, so I think it's great to stretch a girl wide and feel her clamp down on you. However, when I'm a girl, it's like I could go for weeks before I need to rest up. I'm like a bunny."
"Once again, all I can say is wow. All this makes me want to go and find a spring of drowned girl too."
"You should. In fact, I'd recommend it too all guys wanting more action. I mean, then you can share in all the activities out there. Boy on Girl, Girl on Boy, Girl on Girl, heck if your adventurous, boy on boy. The last one I've only done three times. Once as an experiment and two other times because of a challenge."
"Your very open," Mark's statement was suddenly cut short by an explosion.
"I'll kill you, you perverted me!" teenage Ranma yelled out.
"Hey, I thought that was stronger then he could break through!" Mark screamed as he ran for the bomb shelter.
"Lookie what we've got. It's the virgin!" adult Ranma called out.
"Yes, I am! Everything you've said is all lies and I'm gonna make you regret every word of it."
"Careful, your about ten years too early to take on me."
"You sound like the old ghoul!"
"I'll take that as a compliment. Cologne was the greatest Sensei I've ever had. She taught me a lot more then you've gotten. Don't worry though. I won't kill you since I already know how things turn out!"
"You can't know! I've made my vow! I'll never be you! Never!" teenage Ranma charged, but before he reached his target, he felt a sharp pain on his side and his entire body went limp.
"You just fell victim to a three thousand year old Amazon technique, the Ki dart. Using that Ki dart, I targeted a nice pressure point that disables your body for two hours. You can thank me latter for not using the complete disable point or you'd need a diaper," Ranma said calmly. "Ok everyone, the virgins down! I'd recommend three women for him before he can move on his own. Maybe that will lighten him up. Any volunteers?"
"I'm afraid we don't have the time or the ratings for that adult Ranma."
"You sure?"
"At least not air time. Perhaps after we finish rolling."
"How about during the next commercial break?."
"Ok, if it means that much to you... Speaking of which it's almost that time. Call your volunteers down now," as Mark said this, a studio audience suddenly appeared. Within seconds, three girls came down and began to work on teenage Ranma. "It's that time again. Time for one last commercial break before we return these three to their rightful times. Stay tuned and we'll be right back."
As the camera began to fade away, teenage Ranma's black pants suddenly landed on the camera.
(Chapter 3 is done. For this chapter, I was shooting for a jaw dropping, what the hell kind of flow. I hope I was successful and once again, I apologize to those it may (hopefully) have offended. Let me know by review or by email [ ]
Thanks again for reading [ideas on how to improve this story would be great!])
Chapter 3version 1.1Warning: Has adult talk. (Somethings are briefly, yet graphically described)
"Mark, please, this is driving me crazy." teenage Ranma pleaded.
"Good, I'm time traveling Mark Saotome. With me are my three guest Ranma Saotome. Our youngest has gone back stage for a nap, so he'll be back out hopefully after the next commercial break."
"Mark, I mean it! I'm losin it man!"
"That's why your here. Now please sit down until we call for you. If you really can't stand it, your welcome to go into that sound proof booth."
"I think I'll do that," teenage Ranma stood up and walked to the booth and entered it. Shortly after he closed the door, a loud thunk could be heard as the booth locked itself shut. "What the hell is going on now?!"
"That? It's just insurance that you won't try and run out in the middle of what is about to be said. Now, if we can please have the mic in the booth turned off, we can get started."
"You can't do this to me! You'll be..." teenage Ranma's voice was suddenly cut off.
"Now, adult Ranma, tell us a bit about your 'experiences'"
"Certainly Mark. What good is it to have all these memories if I'm just going to keep them to myself?"
"They wouldn't be worth much at all. Let's start with your first time. Do you remember who it was?"
"Of course. You never forget your first time. This may surprise you Mark, but my first time actually happened when I was still him," adult Ranma stated as he pointed to teenage Ranma.
"Really... You'd never guess he'd done anything like that."
"To be fair, he's was such a virgin back then, that he didn't realize what happened to him until I did it again at the age of 18. It was when Shampoo came back into my life. She left because I convinced her that I was really a girl that changed into a guy. When she figured out the truth, she jumped in the bath tub with me and man, I'm telling you, she worked me good!" teenage Ranma tried to cover his ears as best as he could. "I'd just managed to peak when Akane came in and punted both of us out of the bathroom. As I said before, I was such a virgin that I figured it was a fear reaction or something else. I'm surprised Shampoo didn't have a litter of kittens though."
"Wow. All this before you became the pervert who knocked up half the women in the Nerima district. Not to mention was knocked up by half the men."
"Too true Mark. Too true. In fact my biggest regret is that it took me so long to experience the joys of sex."
"You've mentioned you've done it as a girl and we know you've done it as a guy. Which do you like better?"
"Honestly, I'm not sure. I mean, being a guy is natural for me, so I think it's great to stretch a girl wide and feel her clamp down on you. However, when I'm a girl, it's like I could go for weeks before I need to rest up. I'm like a bunny."
"Once again, all I can say is wow. All this makes me want to go and find a spring of drowned girl too."
"You should. In fact, I'd recommend it too all guys wanting more action. I mean, then you can share in all the activities out there. Boy on Girl, Girl on Boy, Girl on Girl, heck if your adventurous, boy on boy. The last one I've only done three times. Once as an experiment and two other times because of a challenge."
"Your very open," Mark's statement was suddenly cut short by an explosion.
"I'll kill you, you perverted me!" teenage Ranma yelled out.
"Hey, I thought that was stronger then he could break through!" Mark screamed as he ran for the bomb shelter.
"Lookie what we've got. It's the virgin!" adult Ranma called out.
"Yes, I am! Everything you've said is all lies and I'm gonna make you regret every word of it."
"Careful, your about ten years too early to take on me."
"You sound like the old ghoul!"
"I'll take that as a compliment. Cologne was the greatest Sensei I've ever had. She taught me a lot more then you've gotten. Don't worry though. I won't kill you since I already know how things turn out!"
"You can't know! I've made my vow! I'll never be you! Never!" teenage Ranma charged, but before he reached his target, he felt a sharp pain on his side and his entire body went limp.
"You just fell victim to a three thousand year old Amazon technique, the Ki dart. Using that Ki dart, I targeted a nice pressure point that disables your body for two hours. You can thank me latter for not using the complete disable point or you'd need a diaper," Ranma said calmly. "Ok everyone, the virgins down! I'd recommend three women for him before he can move on his own. Maybe that will lighten him up. Any volunteers?"
"I'm afraid we don't have the time or the ratings for that adult Ranma."
"You sure?"
"At least not air time. Perhaps after we finish rolling."
"How about during the next commercial break?."
"Ok, if it means that much to you... Speaking of which it's almost that time. Call your volunteers down now," as Mark said this, a studio audience suddenly appeared. Within seconds, three girls came down and began to work on teenage Ranma. "It's that time again. Time for one last commercial break before we return these three to their rightful times. Stay tuned and we'll be right back."
As the camera began to fade away, teenage Ranma's black pants suddenly landed on the camera.
(Chapter 3 is done. For this chapter, I was shooting for a jaw dropping, what the hell kind of flow. I hope I was successful and once again, I apologize to those it may (hopefully) have offended. Let me know by review or by email [ ]
Thanks again for reading [ideas on how to improve this story would be great!])