Chapter 4version 1.0Warning:
"Hello," Chibi-Ranma cheerfully greeted the older Ranmas.
"What's got him so happy?" teenage Ranma asked as he finished buttoning his shirt.
"Probably not the same thing that's got you so happy," adult Ranma commented, watching the three girls walk off.
"I hate to admit, but that wasn't as bad as I thought."
"Told you. Now all we need is a hunk and we'll have you fixed."
"No way man. I can understand women, but no way I'm doin it with a guy! No way no chance!"
"I'm telling you, there's nothing else like the feeling of spreading your legs and letting a thick..."
"Shut up! I don't what to hear your perverse ideas. You sicko!"
"I'll let that slide." 'in and out' he added in his head as he smiled. "You've grown enough for one day..."
"What are you guys talking about?" Chibi-Ranma asked innocently.
"Grown up stuff you wouldn't understand," teenage Ranma responded.
"Human reproductive stuff," adult Ranma added.
"What? Why are telling him that! He's a kid and doesn't need to hear that kind of stuff!"
"Oh, you mean sex. I got it. Don't worry, all animals do that to reproduce. It's a natural part of all wild life and I guess humans too," Chibi-Ranma responded. This of course caused teenage Ranma to face vault.
"And it's fun too," adult Ranma added. "Remember Ranma, you were a lot smarter when you were a kid. Some where along the line, you got really dumb."
"Take that back!" teenage Ranma yelled.
"Not gonna happen. Even after what just happened to you, your probably still going to be clueless."
"Am not!"
"Ranma, I hate to tell you but the child over there is more mature then you. Hell, if he was the right age, I would have the girls introduce him to life, but sadly, he is too young."
"Hey older Ranma?" Chibi-Ranma called out.
"Yeah?"
"During this interview, I've heard you too mention being both a boy and a girl. How did that happen?"
"It was a curse."
"A curse? Where did you get it?"
"I got it at a place called Jusenkyo. It was a very cool place. You should go there as soon as you can."
"No you shouldn't!" teenage Ranma interrupted. "Never ever go there! It's bad!"
"Don't listen to him. He's just angry he didn't think of it sooner. Talk to me after the show ok kid?"
"Ok," Chibi-Ranma said with a smile. He was happy to have more knowledge. Nothing made him feel better then learning.
"Damn it, why doesn't anyone listen to me!" teenage Ranma yelled out. "I've been there! It's a nightmare! Ah!!"
"Calm down Ranma. Just chill," Mark told him. With this, teenage Ranma dropped his hands to the side and decided that nothing around him was real.
'It's just a bad dream. If I just let it finish, I can wake up and scream real loud. Then Pop can hit me and tell me to shut up. After that, I'll sit on the roof and never sleep again... This is too realistic though. Man it's creepy. Wonder if it really feels like that to be with a girl?...' teenage Ranma's continued to circle around. Of course, nobody seemed to care.
"So Ranma," Mark started as he turned to Chibi-Ranma. "What do you think of your older selves?"
"They are ok. I think the one hugging himself needs a bit of therapy. Grampa Ranma however is really neat sounding. He's really taken life by the horns."
"Hey, I'm only 26..." adult Ranma stated, sounding slightly hurt.
"Yes, he does seem that way," Mark replied to Chibi-Ranma, ignoring adult Ranma's statement. "So you think you'll turn out ok?"
"Yeah. I'm going to have to work hard to keep from being messed up like he is," Chibi Ranma said as he pointed his thumb towards teenage Ranma. "but I know I'll be great when I'm a Grampa."
"Well, it's been great having you two. Just head to the back area and they'll get you ready to return to your own times ok?" With that, Chibi-Ranma and adult Ranma headed to the back area. "Your the last one Ranma. Are you still in there?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah, what?"
"I was hoping to get a last minute reaction from you. What do you think of yourself as a child?"
"That?... Man, I was never dorky like that was I?"
"Fraid so. According to your files, your mother home schooled you until your father took you on your training journey."
"Really? Nah, that can't be righ..." Ranma said as his face began to wrinkle. "Oh my god, your right. I can remember that. I'd forgotten all about that."
"Don't be too hard on yourself. It was because you were such a fast learner when it came to the books that you picked up the martial arts so fast."
"That does makes sense..."
"I shouldn't ask, but what did you think of yourself as an adult."
"Plain and simple, that guys a pervert and a moron. I mean, come on, the curse being permanent... That's got to be a load of bull. He probably just used the another dose of the Spring of Drowned Girl instead of the Spring of Drowned Man."
"No, I'm afraid he's right. We talked to the Jusenkyo guide and he told us that once you've had the curse for more then four years, it becomes quiet impossible to break."
"That can't be! Jusenkyo just got flooded and won't return to normal for several years! That means..."
"That means your stuck like this! Don't feel bad. Your adult counterpart seemed very happy. I'm sure in 'time' you'll get used to it."
"get used to it..." Ranma said weakly. "Never be free of this curse again?"
"That's what I said."
"Never?"
"I'm afraid that's all the time we have today. Join us next time when our guest will be Nabiki Tendo, past, present, and future. See you then!"
Mean while, in the back stage area.
"Here kid, take this and look at it when you get back."
"What is it?"
"It's directions on how to over come your fear of cats and a map that will help you get to Jusenkyo. I would have shared this with that teenager, but he was a bit too rude, don't you think."
"Yes, I agree. Ill tempered and foul mouthed, though you were not that much better."
"I wasn't? I'm sorry about that."
"Apology accepted. I just hope that other 'Ranma' can figure out things for himself."
"He will. After all, I did ok. He will to, though I suspect they'll probably erase his memory to keep him from doing anything drastic."
"It would be a shame if they had to do that."
"I agree. Hey kid. When you dad does the Neko-Kun training on you, just remember one thing. It will end. He eventually does stop. As I recall, he did it on me for a week. After that he'll take you to a hospital and you'll begin a new phase of your life and you'll meet new friends."
"Really? You promise?"
"Yeah. I promise. Would I lie to myself?"
"I don't think so, but you are older then me now."
"True. Well, have a great life kid."
"You too!"
Adult Ranma entered the machine and seconds latter was gone. Chibi-Ranma then entered and the process repeated it's self.
(Chapter 4 is done. This is the last part of the show. Next I'm going to write one chapter for each of the Ranmas to tell how their lives are changed by this show. Trust me, Chibi-Ranma and teenage Ranma will not be the same. Adult Ranma might become wilder then before, but I can't think of how this show can effect him. If you have any ideas, let me know by review or by email [ ]
Thanks again for reading [ideas on how to improve this story would be great!])
"Hello," Chibi-Ranma cheerfully greeted the older Ranmas.
"What's got him so happy?" teenage Ranma asked as he finished buttoning his shirt.
"Probably not the same thing that's got you so happy," adult Ranma commented, watching the three girls walk off.
"I hate to admit, but that wasn't as bad as I thought."
"Told you. Now all we need is a hunk and we'll have you fixed."
"No way man. I can understand women, but no way I'm doin it with a guy! No way no chance!"
"I'm telling you, there's nothing else like the feeling of spreading your legs and letting a thick..."
"Shut up! I don't what to hear your perverse ideas. You sicko!"
"I'll let that slide." 'in and out' he added in his head as he smiled. "You've grown enough for one day..."
"What are you guys talking about?" Chibi-Ranma asked innocently.
"Grown up stuff you wouldn't understand," teenage Ranma responded.
"Human reproductive stuff," adult Ranma added.
"What? Why are telling him that! He's a kid and doesn't need to hear that kind of stuff!"
"Oh, you mean sex. I got it. Don't worry, all animals do that to reproduce. It's a natural part of all wild life and I guess humans too," Chibi-Ranma responded. This of course caused teenage Ranma to face vault.
"And it's fun too," adult Ranma added. "Remember Ranma, you were a lot smarter when you were a kid. Some where along the line, you got really dumb."
"Take that back!" teenage Ranma yelled.
"Not gonna happen. Even after what just happened to you, your probably still going to be clueless."
"Am not!"
"Ranma, I hate to tell you but the child over there is more mature then you. Hell, if he was the right age, I would have the girls introduce him to life, but sadly, he is too young."
"Hey older Ranma?" Chibi-Ranma called out.
"Yeah?"
"During this interview, I've heard you too mention being both a boy and a girl. How did that happen?"
"It was a curse."
"A curse? Where did you get it?"
"I got it at a place called Jusenkyo. It was a very cool place. You should go there as soon as you can."
"No you shouldn't!" teenage Ranma interrupted. "Never ever go there! It's bad!"
"Don't listen to him. He's just angry he didn't think of it sooner. Talk to me after the show ok kid?"
"Ok," Chibi-Ranma said with a smile. He was happy to have more knowledge. Nothing made him feel better then learning.
"Damn it, why doesn't anyone listen to me!" teenage Ranma yelled out. "I've been there! It's a nightmare! Ah!!"
"Calm down Ranma. Just chill," Mark told him. With this, teenage Ranma dropped his hands to the side and decided that nothing around him was real.
'It's just a bad dream. If I just let it finish, I can wake up and scream real loud. Then Pop can hit me and tell me to shut up. After that, I'll sit on the roof and never sleep again... This is too realistic though. Man it's creepy. Wonder if it really feels like that to be with a girl?...' teenage Ranma's continued to circle around. Of course, nobody seemed to care.
"So Ranma," Mark started as he turned to Chibi-Ranma. "What do you think of your older selves?"
"They are ok. I think the one hugging himself needs a bit of therapy. Grampa Ranma however is really neat sounding. He's really taken life by the horns."
"Hey, I'm only 26..." adult Ranma stated, sounding slightly hurt.
"Yes, he does seem that way," Mark replied to Chibi-Ranma, ignoring adult Ranma's statement. "So you think you'll turn out ok?"
"Yeah. I'm going to have to work hard to keep from being messed up like he is," Chibi Ranma said as he pointed his thumb towards teenage Ranma. "but I know I'll be great when I'm a Grampa."
"Well, it's been great having you two. Just head to the back area and they'll get you ready to return to your own times ok?" With that, Chibi-Ranma and adult Ranma headed to the back area. "Your the last one Ranma. Are you still in there?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah, what?"
"I was hoping to get a last minute reaction from you. What do you think of yourself as a child?"
"That?... Man, I was never dorky like that was I?"
"Fraid so. According to your files, your mother home schooled you until your father took you on your training journey."
"Really? Nah, that can't be righ..." Ranma said as his face began to wrinkle. "Oh my god, your right. I can remember that. I'd forgotten all about that."
"Don't be too hard on yourself. It was because you were such a fast learner when it came to the books that you picked up the martial arts so fast."
"That does makes sense..."
"I shouldn't ask, but what did you think of yourself as an adult."
"Plain and simple, that guys a pervert and a moron. I mean, come on, the curse being permanent... That's got to be a load of bull. He probably just used the another dose of the Spring of Drowned Girl instead of the Spring of Drowned Man."
"No, I'm afraid he's right. We talked to the Jusenkyo guide and he told us that once you've had the curse for more then four years, it becomes quiet impossible to break."
"That can't be! Jusenkyo just got flooded and won't return to normal for several years! That means..."
"That means your stuck like this! Don't feel bad. Your adult counterpart seemed very happy. I'm sure in 'time' you'll get used to it."
"get used to it..." Ranma said weakly. "Never be free of this curse again?"
"That's what I said."
"Never?"
"I'm afraid that's all the time we have today. Join us next time when our guest will be Nabiki Tendo, past, present, and future. See you then!"
Mean while, in the back stage area.
"Here kid, take this and look at it when you get back."
"What is it?"
"It's directions on how to over come your fear of cats and a map that will help you get to Jusenkyo. I would have shared this with that teenager, but he was a bit too rude, don't you think."
"Yes, I agree. Ill tempered and foul mouthed, though you were not that much better."
"I wasn't? I'm sorry about that."
"Apology accepted. I just hope that other 'Ranma' can figure out things for himself."
"He will. After all, I did ok. He will to, though I suspect they'll probably erase his memory to keep him from doing anything drastic."
"It would be a shame if they had to do that."
"I agree. Hey kid. When you dad does the Neko-Kun training on you, just remember one thing. It will end. He eventually does stop. As I recall, he did it on me for a week. After that he'll take you to a hospital and you'll begin a new phase of your life and you'll meet new friends."
"Really? You promise?"
"Yeah. I promise. Would I lie to myself?"
"I don't think so, but you are older then me now."
"True. Well, have a great life kid."
"You too!"
Adult Ranma entered the machine and seconds latter was gone. Chibi-Ranma then entered and the process repeated it's self.
(Chapter 4 is done. This is the last part of the show. Next I'm going to write one chapter for each of the Ranmas to tell how their lives are changed by this show. Trust me, Chibi-Ranma and teenage Ranma will not be the same. Adult Ranma might become wilder then before, but I can't think of how this show can effect him. If you have any ideas, let me know by review or by email [ ]
Thanks again for reading [ideas on how to improve this story would be great!])