The Age of the four great wizards that built Hogwarts
Over a thousand years ago, while students were in vacation, Godric Gryffindor was pretending he was a ghost, scaring muggles and having fun.
-You shouldn't play with muggles, Goddy – said Slytherin –they may have germs and weird diseases.
-Non-sense! They're so fun to play with!
-Come on play with me!
-Damn it, Sally, I played with you all day.
-Is that it? You rather muggles than me?
-That's not what I said!
-But that's what you meant!
-Wait!
But "Sensitive" Slytherin had already gone to his room crying. Tired of muggles, Gryffindor went back to his room, wishing that "Sally" wasn't very upset. In that minute Rowena Ravenclaw was spying them. On the way to his room, "Goddy" saw Helga Hufflepuff that was molesting some muggle children.
-Oh, Godric! Salazar left very upset.
-I know I think I should talk to him.
-No, no, let him calm down.
-Yeah, maybe.
-You should.
-Okay. Maybe you're right.
So Godric got on his bed thinking about his life so dreamy that he didn't heard Rowena Ravenclaw entering in his room.
-Hello, Go-Go.
-Rowena?
-Do you miss the time my name was Rowan?
-Rowena?!
-Baby, you're so sad. Let me cheer you up.
-Oh, Rowan...i mean Rowena, Salazar and I, we had a...
-Yes, darling I know. Let me help you.
-ROWENA?!?!?!?!?!
(censored, censored, censored)
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Meanwhile, in Slytherin's room.
-I think I'm too jealous. –said Salazar -Maybe I was overreacting. That's it! I'll made up with Godric, he's so sexual!
Salazar Slytherin got off his room and went to Godric Gryffindor's.
(moaning is heard)
-Hummm.
Slytherin opens the door.
-Goddy?
-Sally!
-Goddy! I can't believe!
-Sally, goodness! Listen to me!
-Sure, sure! –said "Sally" crying –it's those muggle germs isn't it? It's those muggles fault!
-Sally, no!
-Don't even try, Godric! I don't want to see you two again in my life!!
After that big argument, the muggle-hater Salazar Slytherin, left Hogwarts and decided to get his revenge by putting a major cock...BASILISK, I MEAN, on the Chamber of Secrets.
A/N- Here is the first screwed legend, you like it? Reviews please!