Sorry this chapter is so short. Got writers block.
Chapter Two.
"It's about time you came back." Sango said to Inu-yasha and Kagome as they climbed up out of the well. "Miroku's been impossible…" She looked down the well at them. "Why are they here?" She asked referring to Yuka, Ayumi, and Eri who were frightened and confused after their ride down the well.
"Don't ask me, they followed Kagome." Inu-yasha said He was the first out then he pulled up Kagome and her backpack. Eri followed and then the other two. Sango sighed uncomfortably.
"Miroku is going to be all over them, Kagome, you shouldn't have brought them." She told her.
"I didn't okay, they just came. Inu-yasha told you already. It's not our fault."
"Kagome, where are we?" Eri cried her eyes out when she saw that they were no longer in the well house or near the shrine. She clung to Kagome and sobbed while Yuka and Ayumi looked around.
"We…we must have fallen through a portal in the space/time continuum." Yuka reasoned.
"You've been watching too much sci-fi." Ayumi said. "Kagome where have you brought us?" She demanded.
"Okay, I don't know how to tell you guys this, but you're in the Feuding States Era of Japan's distant past." The three girls looked at her as if she were crazy for a moment. Then Inu-yasha removed his cap. They gasped when they saw his ears. "This is my lover Inu-yasha and he's a half demon, half human who I travel around with, killing full blooded demons, and collecting pieces of the sacred Shikon Jewel.." Kagome explained.
"Demons, then there are real live demons running around here. EEEEEEP!" Eri shrieked when little Shippo came bounding down the path. "Ewe. It's a rat monster!" She cried.
"I'm a fox heathen!" Shippo retorted. "What are they doing here, Kagome?" He asked, surprised.
"I don't know why they followed me. " She said again. "You'd have to ask them why the stuck their big noses into my business!" Kagome turned and yelled at the girls.
"We were worried about you running off with this weird boyfriend of yours, Kagome. We just wanted to make sure that you were okay and that he wasn't mistreating you." Eri started to cry again and then Yuka looked back down the well.
"If we got here through the well, then can it also take us back again?" She asked.
"Yeah, but I'll have to take you." Kagome told her friends. "Look, all this excitement isn't good for my condition. Let's go back to the hut and rest then I'll have Inu-yasha take you all home in the morning." The three girls followed Kagome and her strange friends from the well to their hut at the edge of the village. It was a very nice hut as far as huts go, they couldn't complain about the accommodations since they had nowhere else to go and they didn't know where they were. Miroku was absolutely thrilled to have them there too. He made eyes at Eri all evening long, and tried more than once to feel Yuka up. She, like Sango, and so many other women, smacked his hands away from her person. After which, Miroku got the hint and moved on to the other two.
"So Kagome, what's this condition you mentioned earlier." Sango asked, as they sat eating stew. "You said that all this excitement wasn't good for it."
"Oh yeah," Kagome said, "That. Well it's kind of what I came to see you guys about. I'm going to have a baby." She announced. Shippo choked on his supper, Sango's mouth dropped to the floor, and Miroku started nudging Inu-yasha in the stomach with his elbow.
"So the two of you finally…" He started say but when Inu-yasha gave him a evil look, he stopped and went back to flirting with the girls.
"Kagome, I can't believe it!" Sango exclaimed. "Do you know for sure?" She asked.
"Oh yeah, in my time we have foolproof methods of testing which determine whether or not someone is pregnant. And I'm about as pregnant as you can get." Kagome bragged.
"And it's Inu-yasha's baby." Sango got s kind of sick look on her face as she looked over at the half demon sitting to her left.
"Yeah, it's his, and we're going to raise our baby together." Kagome said proudly and grabbed Inu-yasha's left arm. She cuddled up close to him made him very uncomfortable.
"Well it's no big deal or nothing. It's just a baby. Besides I'm going to be too busy hunting jewel shards to be around for all the mommy and daddy stuff." He said.
"Don't start that junk again." Kagome warned him. In the midst of all this Eri went outside to sit. Miroku saw her leave while the others started to argue and fuss. His horny little brain got a wonderfully wicked idea as looked out the door at the lovely young, supple virgin.
"You're going to be a family man, you can't leave Kagome to go off fighting demons." Yuka stated. "No matter how much fun you have hanging out with the guys, you've got to start thinking of your family first."
"That's right." Ayumi agreed. "It's time for you to grow up. I mean, if what Kagome says is true, then you're over sixty years old. You can't act like a child forever. It's time to be a man."
"I'm not a man, remember, I a han-you…Half demon and I kill other demons for a living. How am I supposed to take care of a baby and a woman if I don't go out and ply my trade?" He demanded.
"Nice night." Miroku said to Eri after supper was over and the arguing fully commenced inside. She was sitting outside looking up at the stars.
"Nice night, yeah sort of." Eri said. "It's kind of not nice to be here though, if you don't mind my saying so. I kind of don't know where I am." She told him, trying to put on a brave face. Miroku inched closer to her then. "You know it's not like I ever thought that I'd end up in the past or anything but I always thought time travel would be more romantic." She told him.
"Romantic eh." Miroku started to reach for her bottom but then Eri turned to him.
"Yeah, it's like I always thought that if I ever went back or forward in time, I'd meet a sweet guy. I thought we'd fall in love, or at the very least have a quick fling, then I'd go back to my own time. Leaving him with a wonderful memory and me with a story to tell my children someday." Miroku smiled and then put his arm around Eri.
"You want to have children then?" He asked looking deep into her eyes.
"I want children more than anything." Eri replied. "I see Kagome with her Inu-yasha and I can't help but feel I'm missing out. I want to have a baby too. Not just to be like Kagome but so I won't end up being alone someday." This was all that Miroku needed to hear. He was positive he'd found the right girl this time.
"My dear Eri, could I prevail upon you to…" Before he could get it out of his mouth, Eri's lips were on him and the two of them went tumbling off into the woods where they the went at it like a couple of rabbits there on the ground. Meanwhile, inside the hut, the arguing had died down and Sango busied herself getting some bedding ready for their three guests. She had no idea where they were going to put everyone. Inu-yasha opted to sleep outside in a tree as he sometimes did. Little Shippo was okay, he didn't take up much space but there was still not enough room for everyone.
"Some of us are just going to have to double up." Sango said. "I hate to think of what Miroku is going to say about all this. He'll probably try to crawl into each of their beds in the middle of the night."
"Don't think so ill of him." Kagome said. "I'm sure that once they've each smacked him away a couple of times, he'll get the hint, and go sleep outside. Speaking of which, where is Miroku?" They looked around for him and that's when they realized that Eri was gone too. "Oh no!" Kagome exclaimed. They rushed outside where they found Inu-yasha wondering around mortified.
"Inu-yasha, have you seen…?" Sango started to ask him but he reached up and pointed towards the woods. The girls rushed out there to find both Miroku and Eri laying on the ground with their clothes disheveled. Both of them had very satisfied looks on their faces and Miroku especially had a large smirk. Sango's face went beat red and her eyes bulged out of their sockets. The very idea of what had just gone on was enough to put thoughts of murder in her mind.
"You…you…you…!" She groaned. "Oh, you're so going to get it you lecherous sex fiend!"
"Do what you wish to me, Sango, I'm unafraid. For now I can die a happy man. I have made love to a beautiful young woman who will carry my progeny on to the next generation." Eri just sort of giggled and got up to dust herself off.
"Love you lots Miroku, we should do this again sometime." She said and ran off back to the hut. Sango screamed a loud, very unsettling scream that shook the foundations of the earth, and then she got mad
"You die!" She yelled and grabbed Miroku up.
"Do I detect a hint of jealousy?" Miroku asked Sango.
"I am not jealous, I'm infuriated." She told him. "You slept with another woman. You're supposed to sleep with me!" She cried. (Freudian slip) "I won't stand for you to sleep with other women!" Sango jerked and shook Miroku about then she smacked him and kicked him and made all sorts of terrible noises as she punished him for his bad behavior. When she was done and out of breath she slumped down on the ground and cried.
"You know, we could have avoided all this by sleeping together in the first place." Miroku whimpered.
"Don't you think she knows that." Kagome said, helping Sango up to her feet. "Come on, let's leave the lecher to think about what he's done."
"You really did it this time." Inu-yasha said. "If you got that girl pregnant then you'll never hear the end of it."
"Inu-yasha my friend, you take this too harshly. Making a baby with a girl is something wonderful and joyous. It is what all girls want, to be loving wives, and caring mothers. I know, I've been with many women and they all want the same thing. To bare strong children and have lots of sex with a tender, loving partner. What I have just done proves this." Inu-yasha looked at Miroku in disgust.
"You really are a pig." He said, imitating Kagome. "Kagome didn't want that, she wanted to be so much more than just a wife and mother. She had hopes and dreams and aspirations. Now that's all gone and she's got to settle for being an unwed mother who's lover might not be around from one day to the next. No woman wants that kind of a life and they're stupid if they do." Inu-yasha couldn't even look at Miroku anymore. He leaped up into the limbs of a nearby tree and camped out for the night there. Meanwhile, Miroku slithered back to the hut where there was no warm welcome for him except from Eri who was more than willing to double up with him, outside. The other girls looked disgusted at the two of them and left them to each other while they bedded down for the night.
"Oh well, I suppose it was bound to happen someday." Kagome said to Sango.
"Yes, but did it have to be today?" She asked. Kagome looked over at her nosy friends and scowled.
"Today, tomorrow, the next day. I'm actually surprised that it hasn't happened before. They stick their noses into everything. I can't believe how rude they can be. Oh man. What are they going to say when the get back home? What if they tell everyone about what they've seen here? No one would believe them. Without a jewel shard they couldn't prove it anyway. The well doesn't go anywhere without someone to take them through." Kagome, figuring that her secret life was safe, went to sleep. She never suspected the trouble that would come with the morning.
AN: I'm having trouble coming up with ideas for this story. So if you really like this story and you have any ideas then please e-mail me and let me know.
Chapter Two.
"It's about time you came back." Sango said to Inu-yasha and Kagome as they climbed up out of the well. "Miroku's been impossible…" She looked down the well at them. "Why are they here?" She asked referring to Yuka, Ayumi, and Eri who were frightened and confused after their ride down the well.
"Don't ask me, they followed Kagome." Inu-yasha said He was the first out then he pulled up Kagome and her backpack. Eri followed and then the other two. Sango sighed uncomfortably.
"Miroku is going to be all over them, Kagome, you shouldn't have brought them." She told her.
"I didn't okay, they just came. Inu-yasha told you already. It's not our fault."
"Kagome, where are we?" Eri cried her eyes out when she saw that they were no longer in the well house or near the shrine. She clung to Kagome and sobbed while Yuka and Ayumi looked around.
"We…we must have fallen through a portal in the space/time continuum." Yuka reasoned.
"You've been watching too much sci-fi." Ayumi said. "Kagome where have you brought us?" She demanded.
"Okay, I don't know how to tell you guys this, but you're in the Feuding States Era of Japan's distant past." The three girls looked at her as if she were crazy for a moment. Then Inu-yasha removed his cap. They gasped when they saw his ears. "This is my lover Inu-yasha and he's a half demon, half human who I travel around with, killing full blooded demons, and collecting pieces of the sacred Shikon Jewel.." Kagome explained.
"Demons, then there are real live demons running around here. EEEEEEP!" Eri shrieked when little Shippo came bounding down the path. "Ewe. It's a rat monster!" She cried.
"I'm a fox heathen!" Shippo retorted. "What are they doing here, Kagome?" He asked, surprised.
"I don't know why they followed me. " She said again. "You'd have to ask them why the stuck their big noses into my business!" Kagome turned and yelled at the girls.
"We were worried about you running off with this weird boyfriend of yours, Kagome. We just wanted to make sure that you were okay and that he wasn't mistreating you." Eri started to cry again and then Yuka looked back down the well.
"If we got here through the well, then can it also take us back again?" She asked.
"Yeah, but I'll have to take you." Kagome told her friends. "Look, all this excitement isn't good for my condition. Let's go back to the hut and rest then I'll have Inu-yasha take you all home in the morning." The three girls followed Kagome and her strange friends from the well to their hut at the edge of the village. It was a very nice hut as far as huts go, they couldn't complain about the accommodations since they had nowhere else to go and they didn't know where they were. Miroku was absolutely thrilled to have them there too. He made eyes at Eri all evening long, and tried more than once to feel Yuka up. She, like Sango, and so many other women, smacked his hands away from her person. After which, Miroku got the hint and moved on to the other two.
"So Kagome, what's this condition you mentioned earlier." Sango asked, as they sat eating stew. "You said that all this excitement wasn't good for it."
"Oh yeah," Kagome said, "That. Well it's kind of what I came to see you guys about. I'm going to have a baby." She announced. Shippo choked on his supper, Sango's mouth dropped to the floor, and Miroku started nudging Inu-yasha in the stomach with his elbow.
"So the two of you finally…" He started say but when Inu-yasha gave him a evil look, he stopped and went back to flirting with the girls.
"Kagome, I can't believe it!" Sango exclaimed. "Do you know for sure?" She asked.
"Oh yeah, in my time we have foolproof methods of testing which determine whether or not someone is pregnant. And I'm about as pregnant as you can get." Kagome bragged.
"And it's Inu-yasha's baby." Sango got s kind of sick look on her face as she looked over at the half demon sitting to her left.
"Yeah, it's his, and we're going to raise our baby together." Kagome said proudly and grabbed Inu-yasha's left arm. She cuddled up close to him made him very uncomfortable.
"Well it's no big deal or nothing. It's just a baby. Besides I'm going to be too busy hunting jewel shards to be around for all the mommy and daddy stuff." He said.
"Don't start that junk again." Kagome warned him. In the midst of all this Eri went outside to sit. Miroku saw her leave while the others started to argue and fuss. His horny little brain got a wonderfully wicked idea as looked out the door at the lovely young, supple virgin.
"You're going to be a family man, you can't leave Kagome to go off fighting demons." Yuka stated. "No matter how much fun you have hanging out with the guys, you've got to start thinking of your family first."
"That's right." Ayumi agreed. "It's time for you to grow up. I mean, if what Kagome says is true, then you're over sixty years old. You can't act like a child forever. It's time to be a man."
"I'm not a man, remember, I a han-you…Half demon and I kill other demons for a living. How am I supposed to take care of a baby and a woman if I don't go out and ply my trade?" He demanded.
"Nice night." Miroku said to Eri after supper was over and the arguing fully commenced inside. She was sitting outside looking up at the stars.
"Nice night, yeah sort of." Eri said. "It's kind of not nice to be here though, if you don't mind my saying so. I kind of don't know where I am." She told him, trying to put on a brave face. Miroku inched closer to her then. "You know it's not like I ever thought that I'd end up in the past or anything but I always thought time travel would be more romantic." She told him.
"Romantic eh." Miroku started to reach for her bottom but then Eri turned to him.
"Yeah, it's like I always thought that if I ever went back or forward in time, I'd meet a sweet guy. I thought we'd fall in love, or at the very least have a quick fling, then I'd go back to my own time. Leaving him with a wonderful memory and me with a story to tell my children someday." Miroku smiled and then put his arm around Eri.
"You want to have children then?" He asked looking deep into her eyes.
"I want children more than anything." Eri replied. "I see Kagome with her Inu-yasha and I can't help but feel I'm missing out. I want to have a baby too. Not just to be like Kagome but so I won't end up being alone someday." This was all that Miroku needed to hear. He was positive he'd found the right girl this time.
"My dear Eri, could I prevail upon you to…" Before he could get it out of his mouth, Eri's lips were on him and the two of them went tumbling off into the woods where they the went at it like a couple of rabbits there on the ground. Meanwhile, inside the hut, the arguing had died down and Sango busied herself getting some bedding ready for their three guests. She had no idea where they were going to put everyone. Inu-yasha opted to sleep outside in a tree as he sometimes did. Little Shippo was okay, he didn't take up much space but there was still not enough room for everyone.
"Some of us are just going to have to double up." Sango said. "I hate to think of what Miroku is going to say about all this. He'll probably try to crawl into each of their beds in the middle of the night."
"Don't think so ill of him." Kagome said. "I'm sure that once they've each smacked him away a couple of times, he'll get the hint, and go sleep outside. Speaking of which, where is Miroku?" They looked around for him and that's when they realized that Eri was gone too. "Oh no!" Kagome exclaimed. They rushed outside where they found Inu-yasha wondering around mortified.
"Inu-yasha, have you seen…?" Sango started to ask him but he reached up and pointed towards the woods. The girls rushed out there to find both Miroku and Eri laying on the ground with their clothes disheveled. Both of them had very satisfied looks on their faces and Miroku especially had a large smirk. Sango's face went beat red and her eyes bulged out of their sockets. The very idea of what had just gone on was enough to put thoughts of murder in her mind.
"You…you…you…!" She groaned. "Oh, you're so going to get it you lecherous sex fiend!"
"Do what you wish to me, Sango, I'm unafraid. For now I can die a happy man. I have made love to a beautiful young woman who will carry my progeny on to the next generation." Eri just sort of giggled and got up to dust herself off.
"Love you lots Miroku, we should do this again sometime." She said and ran off back to the hut. Sango screamed a loud, very unsettling scream that shook the foundations of the earth, and then she got mad
"You die!" She yelled and grabbed Miroku up.
"Do I detect a hint of jealousy?" Miroku asked Sango.
"I am not jealous, I'm infuriated." She told him. "You slept with another woman. You're supposed to sleep with me!" She cried. (Freudian slip) "I won't stand for you to sleep with other women!" Sango jerked and shook Miroku about then she smacked him and kicked him and made all sorts of terrible noises as she punished him for his bad behavior. When she was done and out of breath she slumped down on the ground and cried.
"You know, we could have avoided all this by sleeping together in the first place." Miroku whimpered.
"Don't you think she knows that." Kagome said, helping Sango up to her feet. "Come on, let's leave the lecher to think about what he's done."
"You really did it this time." Inu-yasha said. "If you got that girl pregnant then you'll never hear the end of it."
"Inu-yasha my friend, you take this too harshly. Making a baby with a girl is something wonderful and joyous. It is what all girls want, to be loving wives, and caring mothers. I know, I've been with many women and they all want the same thing. To bare strong children and have lots of sex with a tender, loving partner. What I have just done proves this." Inu-yasha looked at Miroku in disgust.
"You really are a pig." He said, imitating Kagome. "Kagome didn't want that, she wanted to be so much more than just a wife and mother. She had hopes and dreams and aspirations. Now that's all gone and she's got to settle for being an unwed mother who's lover might not be around from one day to the next. No woman wants that kind of a life and they're stupid if they do." Inu-yasha couldn't even look at Miroku anymore. He leaped up into the limbs of a nearby tree and camped out for the night there. Meanwhile, Miroku slithered back to the hut where there was no warm welcome for him except from Eri who was more than willing to double up with him, outside. The other girls looked disgusted at the two of them and left them to each other while they bedded down for the night.
"Oh well, I suppose it was bound to happen someday." Kagome said to Sango.
"Yes, but did it have to be today?" She asked. Kagome looked over at her nosy friends and scowled.
"Today, tomorrow, the next day. I'm actually surprised that it hasn't happened before. They stick their noses into everything. I can't believe how rude they can be. Oh man. What are they going to say when the get back home? What if they tell everyone about what they've seen here? No one would believe them. Without a jewel shard they couldn't prove it anyway. The well doesn't go anywhere without someone to take them through." Kagome, figuring that her secret life was safe, went to sleep. She never suspected the trouble that would come with the morning.
AN: I'm having trouble coming up with ideas for this story. So if you really like this story and you have any ideas then please e-mail me and let me know.