Disclaimer: Ya know, I don't own the show "InuYasha" HOWEVER, when this one gets old and rich, she will travel over to Japan, steal the animators, and make them make me cartoons of him... doing WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!! muaaaahahahahahahahaha!! Evil laugh whether that's him getting together with Kagome, or him doing the naked dance on the diving board.... they shall draw it. :) Why? Because this one will feed them and pay them well. And if they don't, I'll make sure they don't get another job as long as they live...except maybe at McDonalds. :-/ XD
Where we left off.....
["INUYASHA!!!!" someone busted through the door in the living room. InuYasha lost balance and fell face first on top of Kagome. He put out his arms as he fell. A shock ran through him. He opened his eyes to be eye to eye with Kagome.
They were.. KISSING?!!
Inu's and Kag's eyes were huge as they both realized the sudden position, but neither moved. Miroku and Sango suddenly busted through the door.
"Inu.. Oooh!" Miroku wore a perverted grin as Sango stood with an open jaw and O.O eyes bulging out of her skull.]
Chapter 9"The 'Monk' and 'Inu' Scoop"
Kagome and InuYasha's eyes from their position of watching each other's to looking at the two in the doorway. InuYasha got up off of Kagome trying to get off the bed entirely as Kagome shot up causing InuYasha to fall off the bed.
"Oomph!"
"I can explain!!" she yelled as her arms went out.
Sango started, ready to pounce on InuYasha, but Miroku grabbed her by the back of her shirt and heed her back.
U.U "Sango-sama, I do believe that the thoughts that are rumbling through your head have no connection to the incident that we have just walked in on." Miroku stated.
"BullSHIT!" Sango replied. She eyed the hanyou evilly, "You filthy slimy fucking turd ball! If I EVER catch you molesting Kagome-sama again-"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" InuYasha shot up off the ground mad as hell.
O.O!'' Kagome tried her best to wave her burnt arms, "Oh no no no Sango! I swear to you InuYasha was doing no such thing!"
"Well you sure as hell could have fooled me." She stated.
"Why the hell would I want to molest some ugly bitch like HER anyways?" InuYasha barked and continue to 'feh' and turn his head.
Kagome's eyes grew wide as she looked down at the hanyou. Suddenly, her gaze turned from shock into an evil angry stare. "UGLY?!! Look who's talking you over grown mutt!" She sat bent over on the bed yelling at InuYasha
"Mutt?!" He sprang up at once, as he and Kagome were suddenly nose-to-nose, "You stupid-"
Suddenly Kagome remembered about his necklace. She smiled smugly as she closed her eyes.
"What the fuck you smilin' for you stupid girl?!"
"Hmmph!" She crossed her arms, "InuYasha!" He raised his eyebrow at the girl. "Sit boy!"
"Ahh!" InuYasha suddenly plummeted down into the ground below as Sango and Miroku stood puzzled and Kagome just staring at the hanyou.
"Feh! Serves you right!" Kagome said." Call ME and ugly bitch," she mumbled.
"Err, um, Kagome-sama?" Sango asked with a raised finger.
"Yes?" Kagome looked up.
"Umm, why did InuYasha suddenly fall?"
Miroku was intently observing the hanyou mumbling, still under the spell. "Hmm, it seems to be this necklace. Remarkable! (I love it when he says that! ;) This rosary!" Miroku turned around to exclaim to Sango, "Sango, when Kagome says the word, 'Sit,' InuYasha is subdued!"
"Hmm?" She bent down to look at the half man too. "Wow! Heh, you know... this could come in handy..."
"My thoughts exactly!" Miroku said happily.
Growling emerged from the fellow they were currently poking. .O' They backed up. InuYasha slowly got up then rushed to Kagome with clenched paws. (haha... paws. I so funny! ;)
"AND JUST WHAT- OOMPH!"
"Sit." InuYasha was down on the ground again. "Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit." She looked as he changed positions and the rosary glowed pink. "Hmmph." She relaxed back into the pillow on the bed. "You know InuYasha... I'm not going to stop until you shut up and just listen to what Miroku and Sango came here for." U,U
"Grrr." He finally got up, twitching mind you, and sat cross-legged against the nightstand. "Fine." He looked at Miroku and Sango who were still gazing intently at the whole situation. "Well? Are you two just going to keep on staring or are you going to tell us what the hell you have to say?!!"
"Yes, please. You came in, in a bit of a rush." Kagome said in a nicer tone.
"Huh?" Miroku asked in a rather stupid manner. Sango rolled her eyes with a sigh and elbowed him while nodding to the papers in his hands. "Oh! Yes! These!" he raised them a little in the air.
The gang gathered around the bed. Sango on the bed next to Kagome, InuYasha kneeling on the side of the bed next to Kagome, and Miroku right next to InuYasha beside Kagome. He placed the papers on her, being that that was the only place.
"Okay, so, what are these?" Kagome asked.
"These, my dear lady, are papers about Naraku." The monk fanned them out as he explained calmly, "Naraku is a very evil creature. He started out over a hundred years ago with his little 'business.'"
InuYasha picked up a paper to read it whilst Kagome asked, "What kind of business?"
"Well, you see, it started long ago. He had found out from a very reliable Miko with physic powers, that he would be the won to over throw the world and spread evilness and hatred among the place. He had asked when this time would come, and she had told him that he would come upon his prize after the Three Beings had been slain."
"Three beings? How in the hell are we supposed to know who these three beings are?" Kagome started.
"Heh, my dear Kagome, that is why we have books and legends: to help us. Now then, you would believe that the Prince of Darkness-"
"Prince of Darkness?" Kagome in question.
Miroku answered, "Naraku." Kagome nodded as a sign saying that she understood. "Well, you would believe him to just go after the creatures right? To hurry and take over the world?" Sango and Kagome nodded while InuYasha kept a piercing gaze on the monk. "Well, you see, as soon as Naraku was about to dismiss the Miko, she had told him yet another bit of information."
"Okay... and what was that Houshi-sama?" Sango asked.
"That there was a way for him to be stopped. That there was only one person who stood between him and the conquering of the world. And that was, the Chosen One." Kagome's eyes squinted as a scowl of determination and recognition appeared on her face. "She was then sentenced to death by guillotine."
"Oi!" Sango and Kagome rubbed their necks.
Miroku stifled a slight chuckle before continuing, "Naraku figured, that instead of him wasting his time searching and killing these 3 beings, he would let the Chosen One take care of them and just have her show up at his door step to kill. He constantly killed people who got in his way of taking over major businesses and got in his way of reaching Kagome."
"So... he's a murderer?" Kagome said.
"Of course he is, stupid! After all, he IS the 'Prince of Darkness.' What kind of Prince would he be if he didn't kill people?" InuYasha barked and finished with a huff.
"Well, InuYasha, not exactly." Miroku said a bit warily. InuYasha's ears twitched. "You see, Kagome, Sango,...InuYasha." --;; "Naraku seemed to never like getting his hands dirty. He would find people to do his dastardly deeds for him, instead of him committing them himself. Now, let us get off of that subject and talk about these three beings, shall we??" He said in a happier tone.
The three looked at the man, then nodded. He nodded himself and fanned some more papers out. "Well, there are really four beings all together..."
"But, you just said three..." Kagome started, wondering if she had missed something.
"I did, but there are four See, the first one is actually you, Kagome. You are the Mistress of the Northern Lands."
"Seriously? Me? A mistress?? ." She exclaimed with stars in her eyes. InuYasha rolled his eyes.
"Yes. And then there is a Lord of the Southern Lands that is the weakest. You will need to beat him first. Then, there are the Mistresses of the Eastern Lands, and then the Lord of the Western Lands."
"Heh, this sounds kind of like the Wizard of Oz. The good Witch of the North the Bad witch of the West..."
Group: "..."
Kagome: ; Heh.
"Or maybe not..." she mumbled.
"Well Miroku, do you have any idea who these Lords and Mistresses are?" InuYasha asked. 'Because I sure do...'
He answered, "Actually, Sango and I...and even Kagome, knows that the Lord of the Western Lands is Sesshoumaru Izusu."
InuYasha nodded with crossed arms. "And... The others? It's not much help if the last one she has to fight is the only one she knows of."
"Well, I'm guessing the Lord of the Southern Lands is a demon that goes by the name of Lyoga Hibaki."
"Lyoga? Heh, sure it's not Ryoga?" Sango asked.
"Or Myoga for that matter!" Kagome put in with a raised finger.
"Myoga's a flea stupid." InuYasha said flatly to Kagome.
"So! He could still be very powerful!"
"My butt he is!"
"Well we could have sold his souls to demons and be pure evil now!!!"
"Psh! Whatever!"
"You never know!!"
"Well, InuYasha..." Miroku interrupted.
"Huh?" both Kagome and InuYasha asked at once.
"I was thinking, you being part demon and all..." Miroku went on.
InuYasha raised a questioning eyebrow as he folded his arms. "What are you getting at, monk?"
"I think that what he's getting at, is that since you part demon, you might know of some of these lords and mistresses," Sango said.
"Oooo! Yeah!! Inu, you've been around right? I mean, haven't you even heard of Lyoga Hibaki? Or maybe have heard anything about some chicks who rule over the eastern part of something?" Kagome jumped in. Actually catching on for once. (I shouldn't say that. U,U Gak is actually very smart! She just..iono, she can be a ditz at times. U,U she is SO OOC in this fic..but, I DON'T CARE!! bleh!! sticks out tongue)
'Heh, you guys have no idea....' he thought. InuYasha looked out the window while a butterfly glided past. "Well, now that you guys mention it. I have heard the name Lyoga Hibaki." Inuyasha turned back to the group. "He's actually the owner of a club I used to hang out at."
"A club?" the other three qued.
"Like...a bar club?" Kagome asked.
"Dance club?" Sango asked.
"Strip club??" Miroku asked, hopeful.
"Feh. A club IS a place that has dancing and drinking. --;; And where there is a man running a place that has dancing and drinking going on.. There is sure to be some half naked and totally naked women around." U.U InuYasha commented, folding his arms.
"Oh."
"Oh."
"YES!! Naked women!! o"
Kagome, InuYasha, Sango : --;;
WHAM!! BAM!! BOOM!!
And Miroku was on the ground again. XD
Of course, he soon recovered, and everyone was serious again....
"Okay, so he owns a strip dance club thingy. What's the big deal?" Kagome asked looking from InuYasha to Miroku.
Sango, "I don't know Kagome..."
"Hmm...Tell me, InuYasha, was there anything, suspicious about the place?" Miroku asked him, seriousness strewn across his features.
"Well...it seemed like a normal club-"
"WAIT!! What the hell you doing at a STRIP club ANYWAYS?!!?!" Kagome exclaimed.
"What's it to ya?! You JEALOUS?!?!" InuYasha roared.
"Kagome, InuYasha, stop it." Miroku demanded with closed eyes and a calm voice.
InuYasha and Kagome looked at the monk like he had just sworn off women. The two quickly sat back down and relaxed.
"I was there on business if you're REALLY that interested Kagome," Inuyasha said, in the smartass tone as he usual does, "But, it was the name of the place that got to me when you said that Miroku. And if my hunch is right, then I also know where these mistresses of your are too."
As the hanyou watched the eyes of his listeners widen, he couldn't help but smirk. 'Oh I know ALL too well....heh heh heh.'
BLEH!! . Tis EXTREMELY short, I know. ; . Sorry. Only 8 pages.; Anyone want any Sango and Miroku fluff happenin'?? XD I dunno. mm.. again, gomen nasaii for the late EXTREMELY late update. . I don't deserve to be forgiven. ;.; I love you all!! hugs and glomps and smooches all of you
Next chappie: heeheehee.. Yashie tells us about these "hunches." Kagome wants to go straight after Lyoga. But..? Why is Inu holding her back?? grr. We'll never get anywhere like this. --;; Kagome, you better prepare for some extreme training from the infamous inu hanyou himself! And maybe... we can check up on Koga and Hojo's relationship? We'll see how it goes!
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