Ron didn't understand what was happening to Harry recently. First he decided he was gay, or bi...or whatever. Ron kicked at a stone nearby angrily. The point was, he had kissed Ron, by mistake, and then gone and kissed Malfoy!

"Malfoy! Of all the people in the bloody world.... "spat Ron "Why Malfoy?!" He walked up to the common room and mumbled "Envuelto envolvido." There was no way Ron was gay. He was definitely straight. Definitely. After all, he was in love with Hermione.

But Hermione didn't know about Rons kiss with Harry. She didn't even know Harry was gay. Ron had a strong suspicion she liked Harry. But now their own love triangle had got more complicated. Malfoy had poked his nose in. But if Ron had his way, Malfoy wouldn't be involved for much longer...

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Harry's heart skipped a beat as he caught sight of Malfoy in the morning. He sent him a quick grin before scanning the Griffindor table for Ron - he was nowhere to be seen. He sat down and ate quickly, wanting to have a quick word with Draco before first lesson.

About five minutes later a weary looking Draco stalked past and motioned Harry out of the great hall. Harry looked around and stood up, following him. Professor Dumbledore smiled behind his long white beard.

"Mornin'." Draco mumbled smiling slightly. Harry's heart thumped. "Sleep well?"

"Err...not to bad thanks, yourself?" Harry asked.

"Yeah, I..."

"Get away from him!" Shouted a voice Harry recognised.

"Ron, please..." Harry mumbled "...Please don't..."

"Get away from my boyfriend!" Ron yelled staring at Malfoy.

Draco stared "You, you...you and Harry?"

"That's right. Harry and me are going out, aren't we Harry? Aren't we Harry?!" Ron spat.

Harry's mind span. Ron or Draco?

"Yeah" he muttered finally, "Me and Ron are an item."

"What are you talking about?!" said a voice from the darkness. It was Hermione.