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"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!"

Knives seriously considered hobbling out of his bed and clubbing Vash with his crutch. Of all the entertainment to give him while he convalesced, Vash had to choose this.

"Those bastards!"

The animation was terrible; the characters looked like squat gnomes. Why had humans brought this drivel from the old world?

Still, he had to admire one character, the one who spoke the pessimistic truth that no one wanted to hear; the one who held domination over his home and his pet.

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Yes, this Cartman was less inferior.