Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Orlando Bloom But I do own Orlando Bloom posters, bookmarks, pens, T-shirts, bags, and a lot of other stuff I can't remember right now!
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"Let me get this strait," said Orlando as soon as Kurama and Koenma told him why he was there. "I have to go in The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Troy to stop a guy named Karasu?" " "Yes," said Kurama. "I need your help to get through these movies alive." "But the characters in these movies aren't just some actors, they are real and can kill you," said Koenma with worry.
"You will pose as the characters you where in these movies and I will be the other main character. I probably won't be able to use my powers so I have to fight with whatever weapon the character has," said Kurama. "I'll monitor your movements to see how your doing, but I can't pull you out of the movie until your task is done. You don't need to go by the story line. You just do whatever is necessary to beat the bad guys." said Koenma.
An hour or so later Orlando and Kurama were ready to go. "Remember," said Koenma as he pushed a button, "Don't get killed." There was a huge flash of light and a loud screeching noise. Orlando shut his eyes from the brightness. In seconds it was gone.
He opened his eyes. He looked around. It was a beautiful sight. All around him were trees and birds. Songs of the elves filled his ears. His blonde hair blew in the soft wind. His pearcing blue eyes spotted Kurama in the distance. He walked toward Kurama with graceful steps.
Once he got there he stopped in shock to find he was much taller than Kurama. "Hello Legolas," said Kurama politely. "It seems your Aragorn," said Legolas looking at Kurama's sword strapped around his waist. "We can't afford to waist any time, we must go now. But were is the Ring?" asked Aragorn. "With Frodo," answered Legolas. "We must get it from him." (I call Orlando Legolas and Kurama Aragorn for more affect.)
With his keen elfin eyes Legolas quickly spotted Frodo. "Let's knock him out then we can take the Ring," said Aragorn. "Can't we stab him or something?" asked Legolas. "He never was my favorite character." "Fine we can stab him. Then after we take the Ring you must get you weapons," said Aragorn as he looked at the empty space on Legolas's back were his arrows should be.
Legolas and Aragorn quickly snuck up to Frodo. Aragorn took out his sword and stabbed Frodo in the back. "Yea! Sabotage!" cried Legolas happily as Frodo fell to the floor dead. He bent down to take the Ring from Frodo's neck. "Now I must get my bow and arrows. Aragorn can you get the two fastest horses from the pasture just out side Rivendell? I'll meat you there once I get my things," said Legolas. He walked away.