RANDOM INTERLUDE!
WARNING: The following chapter is simply a randomness outburst from the author. If you wish to avoid any bizarre humor, pointless dialogue, or general insanity, please refrain from reading the following passage.
However, there is an added bonus of some Kanako/Motoko-ness here. Enjoy.
Naru: Good God, Talon, you're stranger than Mutsumi.
Talon: ^_^ Thank you!
Tact: (fiddling with a Rubicks cube) You know, I'm wondering... Am I just an excuse for you to put yourself into this story?
Talon: Of course not. I'm not THAT arrogant. However, I will admit, I used some of my personality aspects in your creation.
Tact: So I AM just an SI with a different name...
Talon: I didn't say that! I also added in a deliriously bad sense of humor, a confrontational nature, and a total lack of respect for elders.
Tact: ... You have those already.
Talon: (indignantly) I do not!
Tact: Do too!
Talon: Do not!
Tact: Do too!
Talon: Do not!
Tact: Do too!
Kanako: (morphs to Komodo dragon) [Ahem?]
Tact and Talon: (shut up)
Kanako: (demorphs) Good. Let's just agree that Tact merely has some personality characteristics similar to Talon's, alright? Now, Talon, I must ask: Why do you have me as an Animorph? I have my martial arts techniques, after all...
Keitaro: Not to mention that evil green glowing aura thingy of evil.
Kanako: (begins the evil green glowing aura thingy of evil with a smirk) Like this?
Talon: Yes. However, if you just fought as yourself against the Yeerks, you wouldn't have been able to have a normal life and, by extension, none of the other Animorphs would have, either. You'd have become fugitives on the run. Besides, don't you like your poisonous snake morphs?
Kanako: (stops glowing, keeps the smirk) Indeed, I do.
Naru: Can I become an Animorph?
Talon: To do what, praytell?
Naru: (evil smile) Well, I've always had a thing for grizzly bears.
Everyone Else: ...
Motoko: Urashima, you hid the blue cube well, correct?
Naru: HEY!
Keitaro: (gulp) Yeah, I did. No one (except for me) will find it.
Naru: (deathglare)
David: Why do I have such a small part in this chapter?
Sayoko: And me too?
Talon: Be patient, please! Rome was hardly built in a day, and neither were your characters.
Sayoko: ... Yeah we were.
David: All it took was an hour, even!
Talon: (sigh) Look, I promise, you'll all have your own chapter-narration thingies.
David: Good. Sayoko, wanna go to "Chicago" with me?
Sayoko: ^_^ Certainly. (they leave)
Naru: I thought David was going to get with Suu?
Talon: (BONKS Naru over the head with a mallet) SHUT UP! THEY DON'T KNOW THAT YET! Erm... I would like to use my fifth amendment right, thank you. That is all.
Naru: THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER!
Talon: (smirk) In this country, it is. Nyah!
Kuro: You called, nya?
Talon: No, not yet.
Kuro: Bummer, nya. Keitaro's tabby cat morph is a stud-muffin, nya. (leaves)
Keitaro: ... I so did not need to hear that.
Shinobu: (weepy) Is sempai going to die?
Talon: (blink) What makes you say that?
Shinobu: In the Animorphs section, Jake almost ALWAYS gets killed! And Jake is the leader, and so, if Sempai is the leader...
Everyone: (looks at Talon in suspicion)
Talon: People, Keitaro's my favorite character out of you all. I'm NOT going to kill him off. Don't worry.
Keitaro: (breathes a sigh of relief) Good.
Talon: (smirk) Of course, though, I could always let you die and have the Ellimist-
Shinobu and Kanako: (suddenly become very frightening) DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!
Talon: Meep! Alright, alright! Take a freaking chill pill...
Motoko: Indeed. Now, Urashima, I believe we have some "business" to attend to.
Kanako: (grins) Whatever you say, bitch.
Motoko: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Motoko and Kanako run off to the upper-floor rooms. Everyone tries to ignore the interesting sounds that start coming from up there in the next few minutes.
Tact: (starts to drool) Wooowwwww...
Well, almost everyone.
Talon: (stifling a nose bleed) Ahab! Now you nobe ee's not me!
Naru: (blink) Er.... Yeah. I'm guessing, Talon, that you don't intend to put me with Keitaro, right?
Talon: Sorry, you have to work out your insecurities in another way.
Naru: (growl) Watch it.
Talon: And why, praytell? I may be a much nicer author than most, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to punish you when I think you deserve it.
Naru: (smirk) Take your best-
CRACK! Naru is struck by lightening and fried to a crisp. Spiral-eyed, she collapses, dressed in a ballerina outfit and a blueberry eel around her neck.
Talon: (smirk) Heh. Don't mess with an author, even a nice one.
Tact: (shakes out of his reverie, checks Naru) Is she...
Talon: No, she's not dead.
Tact: I was going to ask if she was available. Rowr!
Talon: (rolls his eyes) Good grief...
Kitsune: (smirk) Now I see the difference between you two.
Talon: Where'd you come from?
Kitsune: Where'd YOU come from?
Suu: ^_^ Where do babies come from?
Everyone else: ....
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Don't worry, I won't write a randomness chapter every-other serious chapter... Unless you guys want me to. See ya! And as always, R&R!
WARNING: The following chapter is simply a randomness outburst from the author. If you wish to avoid any bizarre humor, pointless dialogue, or general insanity, please refrain from reading the following passage.
However, there is an added bonus of some Kanako/Motoko-ness here. Enjoy.
Naru: Good God, Talon, you're stranger than Mutsumi.
Talon: ^_^ Thank you!
Tact: (fiddling with a Rubicks cube) You know, I'm wondering... Am I just an excuse for you to put yourself into this story?
Talon: Of course not. I'm not THAT arrogant. However, I will admit, I used some of my personality aspects in your creation.
Tact: So I AM just an SI with a different name...
Talon: I didn't say that! I also added in a deliriously bad sense of humor, a confrontational nature, and a total lack of respect for elders.
Tact: ... You have those already.
Talon: (indignantly) I do not!
Tact: Do too!
Talon: Do not!
Tact: Do too!
Talon: Do not!
Tact: Do too!
Kanako: (morphs to Komodo dragon) [Ahem?]
Tact and Talon: (shut up)
Kanako: (demorphs) Good. Let's just agree that Tact merely has some personality characteristics similar to Talon's, alright? Now, Talon, I must ask: Why do you have me as an Animorph? I have my martial arts techniques, after all...
Keitaro: Not to mention that evil green glowing aura thingy of evil.
Kanako: (begins the evil green glowing aura thingy of evil with a smirk) Like this?
Talon: Yes. However, if you just fought as yourself against the Yeerks, you wouldn't have been able to have a normal life and, by extension, none of the other Animorphs would have, either. You'd have become fugitives on the run. Besides, don't you like your poisonous snake morphs?
Kanako: (stops glowing, keeps the smirk) Indeed, I do.
Naru: Can I become an Animorph?
Talon: To do what, praytell?
Naru: (evil smile) Well, I've always had a thing for grizzly bears.
Everyone Else: ...
Motoko: Urashima, you hid the blue cube well, correct?
Naru: HEY!
Keitaro: (gulp) Yeah, I did. No one (except for me) will find it.
Naru: (deathglare)
David: Why do I have such a small part in this chapter?
Sayoko: And me too?
Talon: Be patient, please! Rome was hardly built in a day, and neither were your characters.
Sayoko: ... Yeah we were.
David: All it took was an hour, even!
Talon: (sigh) Look, I promise, you'll all have your own chapter-narration thingies.
David: Good. Sayoko, wanna go to "Chicago" with me?
Sayoko: ^_^ Certainly. (they leave)
Naru: I thought David was going to get with Suu?
Talon: (BONKS Naru over the head with a mallet) SHUT UP! THEY DON'T KNOW THAT YET! Erm... I would like to use my fifth amendment right, thank you. That is all.
Naru: THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER!
Talon: (smirk) In this country, it is. Nyah!
Kuro: You called, nya?
Talon: No, not yet.
Kuro: Bummer, nya. Keitaro's tabby cat morph is a stud-muffin, nya. (leaves)
Keitaro: ... I so did not need to hear that.
Shinobu: (weepy) Is sempai going to die?
Talon: (blink) What makes you say that?
Shinobu: In the Animorphs section, Jake almost ALWAYS gets killed! And Jake is the leader, and so, if Sempai is the leader...
Everyone: (looks at Talon in suspicion)
Talon: People, Keitaro's my favorite character out of you all. I'm NOT going to kill him off. Don't worry.
Keitaro: (breathes a sigh of relief) Good.
Talon: (smirk) Of course, though, I could always let you die and have the Ellimist-
Shinobu and Kanako: (suddenly become very frightening) DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!
Talon: Meep! Alright, alright! Take a freaking chill pill...
Motoko: Indeed. Now, Urashima, I believe we have some "business" to attend to.
Kanako: (grins) Whatever you say, bitch.
Motoko: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Motoko and Kanako run off to the upper-floor rooms. Everyone tries to ignore the interesting sounds that start coming from up there in the next few minutes.
Tact: (starts to drool) Wooowwwww...
Well, almost everyone.
Talon: (stifling a nose bleed) Ahab! Now you nobe ee's not me!
Naru: (blink) Er.... Yeah. I'm guessing, Talon, that you don't intend to put me with Keitaro, right?
Talon: Sorry, you have to work out your insecurities in another way.
Naru: (growl) Watch it.
Talon: And why, praytell? I may be a much nicer author than most, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to punish you when I think you deserve it.
Naru: (smirk) Take your best-
CRACK! Naru is struck by lightening and fried to a crisp. Spiral-eyed, she collapses, dressed in a ballerina outfit and a blueberry eel around her neck.
Talon: (smirk) Heh. Don't mess with an author, even a nice one.
Tact: (shakes out of his reverie, checks Naru) Is she...
Talon: No, she's not dead.
Tact: I was going to ask if she was available. Rowr!
Talon: (rolls his eyes) Good grief...
Kitsune: (smirk) Now I see the difference between you two.
Talon: Where'd you come from?
Kitsune: Where'd YOU come from?
Suu: ^_^ Where do babies come from?
Everyone else: ....
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Don't worry, I won't write a randomness chapter every-other serious chapter... Unless you guys want me to. See ya! And as always, R&R!