RANDOM INTERLUDE!
WARNING: The following is yet another attempt by the author to buy time for him to write up more chapters to this rather interesting story. As a rule, anything and everything may happen in the spots between thoughts, so don't expect too much in the way of substance.
Then again, given Love Hina... O_O*
It was a rather uninspired spot of Hinata Sou's town that we found ourselves in.
A quiet little field within a park, where there were a large number of footprints left over from the hundreds of fairs, festivals and cult gatherings in past years.
My name is Keitaro.
Sayoko: _ Which, I might add, they already knew.
Keitaro: Hum? Oh, wait, yeah... _ Doh!
Tact: ^_^ Getting slightly senile in our old age, eh Fearless leader?
Keitaro: -_-* (sigh) Out of all my friends, even you have to turn on me?
Tact: O_O Turn?! Dude, I'm your best friend. I'm not turning on you, it's just gentle teasing. I didn't call you a baka or a hentai or-
Keitaro: _ FINE! FINE! I get the point! Sheesh...
David: -_- What I want to know is, why are we here?
Tact: ^_^ Why else, my socially inept brother? To pick up chicks, of course!
Sayoko: \_/ Ahem?
Tact: ^_^* And cute guys for the lovely Miss Sayoko!
Sayoko: ^_^ Thankyou. o_o Um, why are we talking with these Emoticons?
David, Keitaro and Tact: ....
Kanako: (evil grin) Because I got my hands on Talon's author powers! Meaning, I can make you all do anything I want! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Other Animorphs: ....
Talon: (somewhere else, sighs) I knew I should have changed the password...
Kanako: (holding a laptop thoughtfully) Hm, now... What should I do first? Wait... I know!
Kanako types out a few things, and a moment later Naru appears. She's dressed in her usual, looking rather confused.
Naru: Huh? What the...
Kanako: (cackle) Arise, my title! Arise!
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WHY KANAKO-CHAN SHOULDN'T GET AUTHOR POWERS
By Kanako Urashima
DISCLAIMER: Accuse me of nothing, or I will eat your soul.
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Keitaro: ^_^* Oh shit, we're screwed...
Tact: Oh man, when Fearless Leader goes doom...
Naru: (blink) Wha-What? Why are you calling that baka "Fearless Leader"?
Kanako: (typing) "Once upon a time, there was a cold-hearted, sadistic, insecure woman known as Naru Narusegawa."
Naru: (angry) WHAT?!
Tact: ^_^ Uh oh...
David: Double uh-oh...
Kanako: "She was a total bitch to everyone she met in a misguided attempt to destroy all perverts."
Naru: KANAKO! YOU LITTLE-
Kanako: "Plus, she used my onii-chan's feelings for her to boost her self esteem, and as a leash. This was unjust to him, being used by such a selfish little bitch. She punched my brother into low orbit every hour, just to keep control of him."
Tact: Well, that's true...
Naru: BASTARD! SUPER NARU PUNCH!
POW! Tact goes flying.
Tact: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Keitaro: (wince) Oh man...
Kanako: (evil smile) "However, Naru had made a grave error with this punch. For, instead of knocking Tact into orbit, she sent him through an inter-dimensional portal!"
Tact vanishes into said Inter-dimesnional portal. A few minutes pass, before...
Tact: (is popped out into the Real World again, lands nimbly in front of Naru with a smirk)
Greetings, Narusegawa. I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine I "acquired".
Tact promptly glows brightly and morphs. He emerges from the light- Morphed into a War Greymon.
Naru: WHAT THE HELL?!
Kanako: "Tact had been sent to the Digital World, from 'Digimon: Digital Monsters', and had quickly acquired a very powerful morph."
Tact/WarGreymon: [Hm... What attack should I use, I wonder?]
Naru: (running as fast as her legs can carry her) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Tact/WarGreymon: (sweatdrop) [Oh, c'mon! At least let me have some fun in this form! Come back!]
Tact flies after Naru, who is somehow keeping ahead of him. Kanako looks thoughtful, then teleports herself in front of Tact, holding up her hand.
Kanako: No, I want to have some fun with her.
Tact: (pouts) [Awwww, and I just got this morph too.]
Kanako: (smirk) Why don't you go harrass Aoyama?
Tact: [Cool!] (flies off)
Kanako: "Narusegawa soon found herself running in a nudist's marathon."
Naru looks down, and now sees that she lacks any clothing. She screams and tries to cover herself.
David and Keitaro: (severe nosebleeds that they are desperate to stifle) URRRBBBB!!!
Naru: PERVERTS! (Super Naru Punches them into the sky)
Keitaro and David: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kanako: (smirk) "They too, however, were sent careening into the Digital World!"
Both guys do just that. Naru quickly peices together a leaf bikini, like in that one episode.
Kanako: "And, like Tact, they were both smart enough to grab a powerful Digimon morph on their way back."
BOOM! A Metal Garurumon (Keitaro) and a Magna Angemon (David) emerge from the portal and land in front of the now-bikini-ed Naru. They both stare at her, and she stares back fearfully. She begins to edge away.
Naru: K-K-Keitaro? P-Please, d-don't kill me...
Keitaro: (blink) [Kill you? Why would I want to do that?]
David: [Yeah, I mean, sheesh! He's stupidly infatuated with you, even though you ARE a total bitch.]
Tact: (suddenly flies in) [Yeah Keitaro! Why are you infatuated with a girl who beats you worse than the Nazis did the French?]
Keitaro: [Um...]
David and Tact exchange looks, and then sigh heavily.
Tact: [That promised girl thing, Fearless Leader?]
Keitaro: [NO! It's more of, um...]
Kanako: "Onii-chan finally came to grips with the fact that his feelings toward Narusegawa were merely a mix of friendship, gratitude for her tuteluge, and (my personal favorite) lust."
Keitaro: [WHAT?! Kanako-chan, you are SO...]
Kanako: (smirk) Right?
Keitaro: [Yeah...] (sigh)
Tact: [At last, the truth comes out, eh?]
Naru: (growl) YOU... LITTLE... BASTARDS! TRI-SUPER NARU PUNCH!
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
Naru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HOLY FUCKING ASS! OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Naru screams more obscenties, trying to hold both of her fists while trying not to cry from the pain. Punching armour made of pure chrome digi-zoid is seldom a smart thing to do, after all.
Everyone else: (MAJOR sweatdrop)
Sayoko, at this point, appears, having morphed into a towering Imperialdramon.
David: [Where have YOU been?]
Sayoko: (sigh) [I had to freaking babysit. My mom drove into the field just after I got this morph and dragged me off to some whiny brat's home. What's up?]
Tact: [Startling revelations. It seems that Keitaro's single again.]
Sayoko: (smirk) [I know a few girls who might be interested in Fearless leader. They're all made of cardboard, though.]
Keitaro: [Ha ha, very funny.]
Kanako: (smirk) "Thus, Keitaro finally decided to get laid-Courtesy of his little adopted sister!"
Keitaro: [WHAT?! AAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!] (flies off as fast as he can freaking go)
Kanako: (morphs to Sakuyamon, and takes off after him) [Come back here, lover boy!]
The Other Animorphs: (sweatdrop)
Tact: [Man, that was...]
Sayoko: [Disturbing.]
David: [Precisely. Hm... I think I'll take over the story!]
David grabs the laptop and begins typing rapidly.
David: ["Kaolla Suu promptly came to see all the commotion, and when she caught sight of her love David..."]
Suu appears, in adult form, and grins deviously at David. David, in turn, de-morphs and takes the blonde princess into his arms. They commence making out.
Naru: (snarl) DAVID! YOU F***ING PERVERT!
Sayoko: [You're censoring it Now?]
David: (cheesy grin) Erm...
Tact: (grabs the keyboard) ["Thus, David, the smooth talking rogue bad boy of the Japanese Animorphs (and brother to moi) took Suu away to a remote, secluded romantic spot."]
David and Suu vanish. Naru wheels on Tact and raises a fist (now protected by a metal glove of some sort... For some reason).
Naru: You little dirtbag! I'll-
Tact: (creates a small orb of orange fire-) [TERRA FORCE!] (-and throws it at Naru)
Naru's thin... revealing... sticky-AHEM! Leaf bikini is vaporized. She blinks.
Naru: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (tries to cover up)
Tact: (typing) ["Of course, Naru then saw that Tact was available, and decided to go out on a date with the dashing, debonaire-"]
Sayoko: (rolls her eyes) [And modest.]
Tact: [That too. "young Animorph."]
Naru: NOOOOO!!! MUST RESIST!
Tact: (demorphs, then pulls out a set of attractive clothes from hammerspace) I'll give you these clothes if you go on a date with me?
Naru: (groan) Fine.
Naru pulls on the clothes, and walks away dejectedly with an estatic Tact. Sayoko grins evilly.
Sayoko: (types... Somehow. Don't ask me how) ["And so, this left Sayoko, the quiet support element of the Animorphs, to have fun in this most awesome of all morphs! WOO HOO! I'm off to raze Osaka!]
And off she went, cackling something along the lines of "DIE OSAKA HIGH SCHOOL! REFUGE OF SATAN!". Keitaro appears, out of morph, looking around cautiously.
Keitaro: Man, this has been one F***ed up chapter.
Talon: (appears... Somehow) Tell me about it. (sigh) Well Keitaro, my friend, have a good double date! ^_^
Keitaro: Double...?
Mutsumi: (appears with a smile) Kei-kun, Talon-kun gave me a pair of tickets to "Super Mutant Crazy Wackos IV!" I have no idea what it is (exactly), but would you like to accompany me?
Shinobu: (appears with a gasp) But, but... Talon-sempai gave ME a pair of tickets to go with Keitaro-sempai!
Talon: (smirk) Actually, how about this: Keitaro, why don't you take both girls?
Keitaro: WHAT?! You-
Mutsumi: (blush) That would be nice, Kei-kun. Shinobu-chan, would you object?
Shinobu: (SUPER blush) Well... If it's alright with Keitaro-sempai...
Keitaro: But-But-But-!
Talon: No buts! You're going on a "FRIENDLY" (makes little quotation marks with his fingers)
date with these two, and you're going to show them a good time!
Lightening flashes, the wind howls, the sky darkens and lots of cute fuzzy animals run like heck as Talon gives Keitaro a terrifying deathglare.
Talon: Is... That... Clear?
Keitaro: (gulp) Yes sir!
Talon: (stops the whole "Wrath of the Author" stuff ^_^) Good! Have fun, you three!
And with that, the chapter finally closed.
Naru: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! TACT, WHAT IS THAT?!
Tact: It's a bouquet of flowers. I thought you might like them! ^_^
Naru: I'M... Allergic... (passes out)
Tact: (MAJOR sweatdrop) Oops....
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WARNING: The following is yet another attempt by the author to buy time for him to write up more chapters to this rather interesting story. As a rule, anything and everything may happen in the spots between thoughts, so don't expect too much in the way of substance.
Then again, given Love Hina... O_O*
It was a rather uninspired spot of Hinata Sou's town that we found ourselves in.
A quiet little field within a park, where there were a large number of footprints left over from the hundreds of fairs, festivals and cult gatherings in past years.
My name is Keitaro.
Sayoko: _ Which, I might add, they already knew.
Keitaro: Hum? Oh, wait, yeah... _ Doh!
Tact: ^_^ Getting slightly senile in our old age, eh Fearless leader?
Keitaro: -_-* (sigh) Out of all my friends, even you have to turn on me?
Tact: O_O Turn?! Dude, I'm your best friend. I'm not turning on you, it's just gentle teasing. I didn't call you a baka or a hentai or-
Keitaro: _ FINE! FINE! I get the point! Sheesh...
David: -_- What I want to know is, why are we here?
Tact: ^_^ Why else, my socially inept brother? To pick up chicks, of course!
Sayoko: \_/ Ahem?
Tact: ^_^* And cute guys for the lovely Miss Sayoko!
Sayoko: ^_^ Thankyou. o_o Um, why are we talking with these Emoticons?
David, Keitaro and Tact: ....
Kanako: (evil grin) Because I got my hands on Talon's author powers! Meaning, I can make you all do anything I want! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Other Animorphs: ....
Talon: (somewhere else, sighs) I knew I should have changed the password...
Kanako: (holding a laptop thoughtfully) Hm, now... What should I do first? Wait... I know!
Kanako types out a few things, and a moment later Naru appears. She's dressed in her usual, looking rather confused.
Naru: Huh? What the...
Kanako: (cackle) Arise, my title! Arise!
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WHY KANAKO-CHAN SHOULDN'T GET AUTHOR POWERS
By Kanako Urashima
DISCLAIMER: Accuse me of nothing, or I will eat your soul.
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Keitaro: ^_^* Oh shit, we're screwed...
Tact: Oh man, when Fearless Leader goes doom...
Naru: (blink) Wha-What? Why are you calling that baka "Fearless Leader"?
Kanako: (typing) "Once upon a time, there was a cold-hearted, sadistic, insecure woman known as Naru Narusegawa."
Naru: (angry) WHAT?!
Tact: ^_^ Uh oh...
David: Double uh-oh...
Kanako: "She was a total bitch to everyone she met in a misguided attempt to destroy all perverts."
Naru: KANAKO! YOU LITTLE-
Kanako: "Plus, she used my onii-chan's feelings for her to boost her self esteem, and as a leash. This was unjust to him, being used by such a selfish little bitch. She punched my brother into low orbit every hour, just to keep control of him."
Tact: Well, that's true...
Naru: BASTARD! SUPER NARU PUNCH!
POW! Tact goes flying.
Tact: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Keitaro: (wince) Oh man...
Kanako: (evil smile) "However, Naru had made a grave error with this punch. For, instead of knocking Tact into orbit, she sent him through an inter-dimensional portal!"
Tact vanishes into said Inter-dimesnional portal. A few minutes pass, before...
Tact: (is popped out into the Real World again, lands nimbly in front of Naru with a smirk)
Greetings, Narusegawa. I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine I "acquired".
Tact promptly glows brightly and morphs. He emerges from the light- Morphed into a War Greymon.
Naru: WHAT THE HELL?!
Kanako: "Tact had been sent to the Digital World, from 'Digimon: Digital Monsters', and had quickly acquired a very powerful morph."
Tact/WarGreymon: [Hm... What attack should I use, I wonder?]
Naru: (running as fast as her legs can carry her) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Tact/WarGreymon: (sweatdrop) [Oh, c'mon! At least let me have some fun in this form! Come back!]
Tact flies after Naru, who is somehow keeping ahead of him. Kanako looks thoughtful, then teleports herself in front of Tact, holding up her hand.
Kanako: No, I want to have some fun with her.
Tact: (pouts) [Awwww, and I just got this morph too.]
Kanako: (smirk) Why don't you go harrass Aoyama?
Tact: [Cool!] (flies off)
Kanako: "Narusegawa soon found herself running in a nudist's marathon."
Naru looks down, and now sees that she lacks any clothing. She screams and tries to cover herself.
David and Keitaro: (severe nosebleeds that they are desperate to stifle) URRRBBBB!!!
Naru: PERVERTS! (Super Naru Punches them into the sky)
Keitaro and David: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kanako: (smirk) "They too, however, were sent careening into the Digital World!"
Both guys do just that. Naru quickly peices together a leaf bikini, like in that one episode.
Kanako: "And, like Tact, they were both smart enough to grab a powerful Digimon morph on their way back."
BOOM! A Metal Garurumon (Keitaro) and a Magna Angemon (David) emerge from the portal and land in front of the now-bikini-ed Naru. They both stare at her, and she stares back fearfully. She begins to edge away.
Naru: K-K-Keitaro? P-Please, d-don't kill me...
Keitaro: (blink) [Kill you? Why would I want to do that?]
David: [Yeah, I mean, sheesh! He's stupidly infatuated with you, even though you ARE a total bitch.]
Tact: (suddenly flies in) [Yeah Keitaro! Why are you infatuated with a girl who beats you worse than the Nazis did the French?]
Keitaro: [Um...]
David and Tact exchange looks, and then sigh heavily.
Tact: [That promised girl thing, Fearless Leader?]
Keitaro: [NO! It's more of, um...]
Kanako: "Onii-chan finally came to grips with the fact that his feelings toward Narusegawa were merely a mix of friendship, gratitude for her tuteluge, and (my personal favorite) lust."
Keitaro: [WHAT?! Kanako-chan, you are SO...]
Kanako: (smirk) Right?
Keitaro: [Yeah...] (sigh)
Tact: [At last, the truth comes out, eh?]
Naru: (growl) YOU... LITTLE... BASTARDS! TRI-SUPER NARU PUNCH!
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
Naru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HOLY FUCKING ASS! OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Naru screams more obscenties, trying to hold both of her fists while trying not to cry from the pain. Punching armour made of pure chrome digi-zoid is seldom a smart thing to do, after all.
Everyone else: (MAJOR sweatdrop)
Sayoko, at this point, appears, having morphed into a towering Imperialdramon.
David: [Where have YOU been?]
Sayoko: (sigh) [I had to freaking babysit. My mom drove into the field just after I got this morph and dragged me off to some whiny brat's home. What's up?]
Tact: [Startling revelations. It seems that Keitaro's single again.]
Sayoko: (smirk) [I know a few girls who might be interested in Fearless leader. They're all made of cardboard, though.]
Keitaro: [Ha ha, very funny.]
Kanako: (smirk) "Thus, Keitaro finally decided to get laid-Courtesy of his little adopted sister!"
Keitaro: [WHAT?! AAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!] (flies off as fast as he can freaking go)
Kanako: (morphs to Sakuyamon, and takes off after him) [Come back here, lover boy!]
The Other Animorphs: (sweatdrop)
Tact: [Man, that was...]
Sayoko: [Disturbing.]
David: [Precisely. Hm... I think I'll take over the story!]
David grabs the laptop and begins typing rapidly.
David: ["Kaolla Suu promptly came to see all the commotion, and when she caught sight of her love David..."]
Suu appears, in adult form, and grins deviously at David. David, in turn, de-morphs and takes the blonde princess into his arms. They commence making out.
Naru: (snarl) DAVID! YOU F***ING PERVERT!
Sayoko: [You're censoring it Now?]
David: (cheesy grin) Erm...
Tact: (grabs the keyboard) ["Thus, David, the smooth talking rogue bad boy of the Japanese Animorphs (and brother to moi) took Suu away to a remote, secluded romantic spot."]
David and Suu vanish. Naru wheels on Tact and raises a fist (now protected by a metal glove of some sort... For some reason).
Naru: You little dirtbag! I'll-
Tact: (creates a small orb of orange fire-) [TERRA FORCE!] (-and throws it at Naru)
Naru's thin... revealing... sticky-AHEM! Leaf bikini is vaporized. She blinks.
Naru: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (tries to cover up)
Tact: (typing) ["Of course, Naru then saw that Tact was available, and decided to go out on a date with the dashing, debonaire-"]
Sayoko: (rolls her eyes) [And modest.]
Tact: [That too. "young Animorph."]
Naru: NOOOOO!!! MUST RESIST!
Tact: (demorphs, then pulls out a set of attractive clothes from hammerspace) I'll give you these clothes if you go on a date with me?
Naru: (groan) Fine.
Naru pulls on the clothes, and walks away dejectedly with an estatic Tact. Sayoko grins evilly.
Sayoko: (types... Somehow. Don't ask me how) ["And so, this left Sayoko, the quiet support element of the Animorphs, to have fun in this most awesome of all morphs! WOO HOO! I'm off to raze Osaka!]
And off she went, cackling something along the lines of "DIE OSAKA HIGH SCHOOL! REFUGE OF SATAN!". Keitaro appears, out of morph, looking around cautiously.
Keitaro: Man, this has been one F***ed up chapter.
Talon: (appears... Somehow) Tell me about it. (sigh) Well Keitaro, my friend, have a good double date! ^_^
Keitaro: Double...?
Mutsumi: (appears with a smile) Kei-kun, Talon-kun gave me a pair of tickets to "Super Mutant Crazy Wackos IV!" I have no idea what it is (exactly), but would you like to accompany me?
Shinobu: (appears with a gasp) But, but... Talon-sempai gave ME a pair of tickets to go with Keitaro-sempai!
Talon: (smirk) Actually, how about this: Keitaro, why don't you take both girls?
Keitaro: WHAT?! You-
Mutsumi: (blush) That would be nice, Kei-kun. Shinobu-chan, would you object?
Shinobu: (SUPER blush) Well... If it's alright with Keitaro-sempai...
Keitaro: But-But-But-!
Talon: No buts! You're going on a "FRIENDLY" (makes little quotation marks with his fingers)
date with these two, and you're going to show them a good time!
Lightening flashes, the wind howls, the sky darkens and lots of cute fuzzy animals run like heck as Talon gives Keitaro a terrifying deathglare.
Talon: Is... That... Clear?
Keitaro: (gulp) Yes sir!
Talon: (stops the whole "Wrath of the Author" stuff ^_^) Good! Have fun, you three!
And with that, the chapter finally closed.
Naru: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! TACT, WHAT IS THAT?!
Tact: It's a bouquet of flowers. I thought you might like them! ^_^
Naru: I'M... Allergic... (passes out)
Tact: (MAJOR sweatdrop) Oops....
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