3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

100 words

Thunk.

"Stupid prophecies."

Thunk.

"Stupid Hitchi Demons."

Thunk.

"Idiotic Slayer and her pals."

Thunk.

"And one dumbass Highlander to boot!"

Thunk!

Methos finally broke the lock on the door. He removed the broken bits and swung the door open.

Duncan MacLeod and Sunnydale's Scooby Gang gazed out at him guiltily as he glared at them all. "Well?" he demanded.

MacLeod looked like he would rather have been decapitated on the spot. "You were right. It was a trap."

"And?"

Giles sighed. "And…we'll listen to you next time."

"Good." Methos turned, tossed the axe away, and stomped back to his car.