Title: A listening and a Hearing.
Rating: R just to be safe and sure.
Summary: When Hermione Granger goes over to her friends house she hears things she never though was possible from Harry and Sirius. What does she hear....
Authors Notes: This is just a funny little fic that I threw together whilst watching the music channel at half past seven last night.
One Shot.
22 year old Hermione Granger apparated into her best friends home; Harry Potter.
Harry was living with Sirius Black until he figured out what he wanted to do for a living. Harry had killed Voldemort two years ago and was living his life to the fullest.
"HARRY?" called Hermione when she didn't get an answer she tried again, "SIRIUS?"
When she got no answer from either of them Hermione went in search of them, she was just about to enter Harry's bedroom when she heard to male voice.
"Do not point that thing at me!" came Sirius voice.
"I'm not pointing it at you, I'm aiming for the hole," replied Harry.
Hermione was amused and carried on listening before she let them know she was outside the door.
"Well you won't get it in at that angle,"
"Who's doing this me or you?"
"Fine I will."
A moment of silence before: -
"NO DON'T TWIST IT THAT WAY!" shouted Harry before adding, "Great, just great you got it stuck!"
Hermione had to stifle her giggles as she carried on listening.
"You told me to push it in then twist that way,"
"Not that way, I meant the other way. Now we're stuck,"
"Only if I had my wand,"
"Sirius it was the fact that you thought it was your wand that got it stuck,"
"Well can I borrow yours?"
"NO!"
"Please?"
"No you'll end up getting us in a worst situation,"
Again there was silence for a couple of minutes before Sirius spoke again.
"I suppose I could try pulling it out by hand?"
"What and get your hand stuck as well?"
"I wont, promise,"
"Try then."
Silence again with a noise of two people shuffling around the room before: -
"OW!"
"I told you,"
"Whm 'he 'ult 'ere?"
"Sirius take your fingers out of your mouth and say again?"
"Who's the adult here?"
"Me,"
"Exactly- hey wait a minute!"
"Hee-hee now can we get back to this problem?"
"How about we try pushing it out the other side?"
"No,"
"Well you come up with something then,"
"If only I had my wand I could try something,"
"You mean you haven't got it?"
"It's downstairs,"
"Right that's it."
Someone was walking around the room and Hermione was startled by Sirius pounding on the door and shouting: -
"HELLO CAN ANYONE HER ME? WE'VE LOCKED OUSELEVES IN THE BEDROOM, AND THEN THE KEY SNAPPED OFF! HELP!"
Hermione couldn't help it she burst out laughing, pulling out her wand she tried to control herself as she pointed it at the door and said: -
"Alohomora!"
The door clicked open and out came Harry and Sirius, upon seeing a giggling Hermione Granger they shared a confused look which sent her into peals of laughter.
"What it was only a locked door?" asked Sirius.
The End.