Chapter 2:The Competitions
-OK SO LISTEN UP HIS SERCRET ISNT BEING GAY!!!!!!! GET YOUR MIND OFF THAT SUBJECT YOU SLASH'S!!!!!- i dont own zelda....duh!-
"Ok see you know the things their saying....about me?" Link got uneasy. "Their not telling-" "Hey Link who's going to be your prtener for the competitions?" Saria barged in."I'll tell you later..."Link told Mido as he was dragged off by a mob of girls. "First is a parner horse riding competition...so I'd be PERFECT" Malon insisted "Uh Ok...." He replied."What about the three legged race?" Saria inquired "I can run...I'M not wearing a dress." "OK"Link said. Zelda turned intensely red "What about the game of chicken?" Zelda said smirking at Saria. "I have a...how we say....lower number on the WEIGHT scale?" "What about me?" Ruto wondered. No one spoke. Ten a tall ugly zora walked by. "OOOOH" Ruto giggled."See you later Link..."
They all stared at Ruto leaving to go stalk the ugly zora. The first ting said was by Zelda "That was odd...and disturbing." The girls ran off to go sign up for thier games. Link ran off to hide.
Later that day."Mido I'm having trouble keeping this secret from her....I know it's wrong to make out so much with so many girls but....I didn't used to feel this way about her but..." "No need to explain I'm just glad its not Saria cause...you know..."
Ok so I eliminated one girl, I told you Links secret about them no telling lies. Submit who you think is his love.