Harry Potter

what should have been

Part Epilogue

A memorial service was held for Dumbledore (because, after all, only Harry and Voldermort had known he was evil) and Harry. A few tears were shed, but then there was alcohol and everyone was drunk soon enough. But their memories live on in the hearts of those who knew them (unless they have amnesia or have been brainwashed). Harry Potter's headstone reads:

Here lies Harry Potter

The Boy Who Lived

(for a little while)

As for Dumbledore's headstone? All it showed was a picture of a duck.

Voldermort, with no more enemies (except for the rogue wombat every once in a while) soon controlled Hogwarts. He expelled all the students and made it into a training school for combat wombats, where he stayed, teaching combat wombats, until he was finally attacked by butterflies with chainsaws.

The world of wizardry was finally put back to normal with Voldermort dead, after many years. But some days, when the history fanatics would walk amongst the ruins of Hogwarts (for, without their leader, the combat wombats had rebelled and destroyed the place) they could hear sounds when the wind was right. They weren't sure what the sound was – they didn't know if it was the wind, a trick of their ears, or a ghost. All they knew was that it sounded mysteriously like a wise old baby eating secretly evil headmaster saying what he was most famous for: "argh."

THE END