The Marauders Meet Muggle Entertainment
By: Lily Independence Evans
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: POA, OOTP?
Summary: This fanfic is actually a selection of the Marauders doing different Muggle sports/races/entertainment. I got the idea when I was at a friends house a couple days ago.
Ships: None
Warning: There are some kinda violent moments... and a bit of cussing going on.
Disclaimer: I own nothing that you recognize.
Chapter 1: Go-karts
ANNOUNCER: Welcome everyone to the no-belt no-cage feature! We have A/N: for the sake of understanding what's going on, I'm saying the names with the number of the go-karts Jo-somebody in number don't matter, Half-pint-person in number I forgot, James Potter in number eight, Sirius Black in number 2, Remus Lupin in number 26c, and Lily Evans in number 26.
CROWD: Cheers
A/N: Here's the stuff now:
James was shocked to find out that he was racing against a GIRL! He knew the name from somewhere, where, he didn't remember... Oh yea! She's Sirius and Remus' little sister. What was a pureblood doing here?
'chuckles mentally What am I doing here? I'M a pureblood! What are we ALL doing here!?!' James thought as the light turned green, signaling them to go.
"How d'you steer this thing!?" Sirius, Remus and James all yelled at the same time, forcing somebody off the track... 'thank goodness that we took the ref-people out before the race started.' Sirius thought, relieved.
"Lil?" Remus yelled.
"Yea?"
"How many laps do we do?"
Lily passed Remus and Sirius, waving. A/N: I know you have wrist restraint-things, but it's just funnier if they don't have them... Lily took them off.
"Four."
"FUCK! You've already done two!"
"Hell yea! What the fuck have you three been smoking!?"
James and Lily were tied for second. Lily sped ahead, trying to intimidate him.
"Why don't you go join your little 'cheerleaders' in the stands where you belong?"
"Don't you fucking insult me, POTTER!"
James felt his heart break. Though he hardly knew her name, he was madly in love with her. He had been since first year, when he first saw her... that was three years ago. Suddenly, James had an upsurge of anger, forcing the second random-car off the track.
"How d'you like me now!?" James spat.
Lily pulled ahead of him, just barely taking the win.
LATER, JUST AFTER RACE
"To answer your question earlier, behind me." Lily smirked.
A/N: I know it's short. I'm sorry for that. What do you think? Should I continue? Please R/R!