I do, with all my heart, believe that Sam is the real main character. If
you don't believe me then suck it up and please, please keep reading. I
love you all! Don't give up on me.
Mister Frodo thinks he has difficulties being the ringbearer? He hasn't seen anything. He should try being companion to the ringbearer. There's no end of troubles there.
First of all, I do all the work. Mister Frodo's gone and half lost his mind, so I have to be suspicious for the two of us. And I have to make sure that Mister Frodo gets enough to eat, and Mister Frodo gets enough to drink, and Mister Frodo gets enough sleep. In fact, I'm the real main character in the book. But do I get any respect? Oh no. I'm just "that other hobbit- you know, the one that went with Frodo?" They even tried to send me away in the movie. As if I'd give up that easy. But I don't get so much as a thank you out of him. Well I tell you, Mister Frodo can take his 'Mister' and shove it up his-
Ahem, sorry about that.
Then I have to fend off all of Mister Frodo's advances. Do you know he'll even come on to me in his sleep? And that's when I'm lucky. Mostly he'll just try to rape me. With all due respect to him of course, he truly must be mad. I could never even consider something like that with my Rosie waiting back home. I wouldn't even consider that with a hobbit lass.
There are times when I think I should have stayed with Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Merry and Pippin. They must be having a far easier time of it.
Mister Frodo thinks he has difficulties being the ringbearer? He hasn't seen anything. He should try being companion to the ringbearer. There's no end of troubles there.
First of all, I do all the work. Mister Frodo's gone and half lost his mind, so I have to be suspicious for the two of us. And I have to make sure that Mister Frodo gets enough to eat, and Mister Frodo gets enough to drink, and Mister Frodo gets enough sleep. In fact, I'm the real main character in the book. But do I get any respect? Oh no. I'm just "that other hobbit- you know, the one that went with Frodo?" They even tried to send me away in the movie. As if I'd give up that easy. But I don't get so much as a thank you out of him. Well I tell you, Mister Frodo can take his 'Mister' and shove it up his-
Ahem, sorry about that.
Then I have to fend off all of Mister Frodo's advances. Do you know he'll even come on to me in his sleep? And that's when I'm lucky. Mostly he'll just try to rape me. With all due respect to him of course, he truly must be mad. I could never even consider something like that with my Rosie waiting back home. I wouldn't even consider that with a hobbit lass.
There are times when I think I should have stayed with Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Merry and Pippin. They must be having a far easier time of it.