Chapter 5 The Two Pychos
5:00 p.m
~Ryou's House~
Ryou sat on the couch thinking of after school how Yami Marik returned when Yugi's yami destroyed him.
"Hikari!" Bakura shouted. "What are you doing..."
"I'm not doing much." Ryou sighed. "I'm just thinking of something."
"Have fun."
"Thank you, I will." Ryou went back to thinking.
Then there was a sudden knock on the door.
Bakura walked to the door and opened it. "Yeah whatta you want?"
"Tomb Robber..." Yami Marik smirked remebering the last time they met.
"Yami Marik" Bakura snarl.
"Tomb Robber!"
"Yami Marik!!"
"Tomb Robber!!!"
"Yami Marik!!!!"
"Tomb Robber!!!!!"
"Yami Marik!!!!!!"
"Ryou." Ryou smiled.
Bakura and Yami Marik turned their heads to Ryou and shook their head.They both looked back at eachother.
"It's you again I thought I destroyed you!"
"Unfortunely you didn't!" Bakura smirked.
"I deliberation it was dreadful unexceptional to be so dishonarable. I was wondering if we could start all onve more." Yami Marik offered.
"Why should I place my confidence in you?" Bakura questioned.
"Because I'm not all that bad anymore."
"Yeah and I stand by Pharoah."
"Your the ironical one too I see."
"I've been."
"Grand."
"I know."
"Well? Do you think accept my proposal?"
"Well...er...I don't know..."
Yami Marik stared at Bakura not taking 'I don't know' for an answer.
"Er fine...maybe.."
"Good!" Yami Marik smirked taking 'maybe' as 'yes'. "Now we can start ALL over again."
"Yeah..ALL OVER again." Bakura sighed knowing he'll regret this.
Yami Marik stood in the door way with that look of evil in his eyes. "Well could I have a word with your hikari, my dear friend Bakura. If that's alright with you." He asked.
"Yeah sure." Bakura said. "I don't care much."
"Yes."Yami Marik nodded. "I know that Tomb Robber."
Ryou stared at Yami Marik.
"I'll go." Bakura sighed walking out the door with a jacket.He glared at Yami Marik.
Yami Marik winked at Bakura and smirked.
Bakura's eye twitched.
Yami Marik watched Bakura walked out the door.He smirked when Bakura left. "Yippie ya yo kai ya." He said saracasticly.
Ryou sat scrunched up at the corner of the couch where he was sitting.
Yami Marik walked over to Ryou."Hello,again my dear friend...Ryou."
Ryou looked up and blinked. "Hello."
Yami Marik slightly tilted his head. "What are you doing?"
"Just.......thinking.....just.......thinking."
"That's good." Yami Marik smirked. "Thinking is good."
Ryou turned his head away and gulped silently.He turned his head quickly back to Yami Marik. "Good?"
"...Sarcasm little white haired one sarcasm..."
"Oh.....Sarcasm." Ryou nodded and noticed Yami Marik calling him little. "LITTLE?! I'm not little!" He said angrly.
"Aww don't get so mad." Yami Marik ruffled Ryou's white hair. "To my point of view you are." He smirked. "And I don't see why it's so bad being called little."
"So bad?" Ryou tilted his head. "I guess."
"Exactly."
"Meanie." Ryou muttered.
"Hey! I'm just as nice as those annoying friends...like...Yogi...or whatever...Yogi Bear."
Ryou giggled thinking Yugi called 'Yogi Bear' was kinda funny.
"Yes. Hilarious. Or...what the other small bear's name...er..Boo boo? Whatever it's not what I wanted to speak about anyways." Yami Marik stood there staring down at Ryou.
Ryou turned his head to Yami Marik. "Oh sit down. If you want to." He offered.
"Gladly." Yami Marik sat down.He sank in the couch. "Sinking couch...ALRIGHT THEN!"
Ryou was confused of what Yami Marik was talking about. "O-kay...Are you just as crazy, as then you were before?"
"Mmmmmmyes....." Yami Marik sighed. "But still...I'm nicer." He lied.
Ryou rememebered the TV was on and he turned his attention to the TV.The TV channel had a bright green background and two skinny men jumping around singing. "The bloody hell is this?" He raised an eyebrow.
"This is just insanity..." Yami Marik turned his eyes to Ryou.
"Oh." Ryou shook his head. "Yes...If you say..."
"Just stupidity." Yami Marik turned his head to Ryou then back to the TV. "What...ARE they doing anyway???" He asked.
"I'm not quite sure." Ryou tilted his head slightly.
"I think they're pitiful,moronic,waistful and retarted." Yami Marik said crossing his arms and staring pitifully at the dumb idiots on the show. "Making a fool outta them selves." He sighed.
"This is completely idiotic." Ryou closed his eyes.
The man with the green hair spiked up was screaming like crazy and the other guy with long red hair played a green and yellow and green stripe eletric guitar.The background became all swirly with red and blue with some green.Ryou and Yami Marik just stared at the TV.
"I-n-s-a-n-i-t-y!" Yami Marik said syllabled.
The screen on TV became black.
"........." Ryou was just seriously disturbed by the TV. "What in the world was that suppose to be about?!"
"Whatever it wasn't interesting...nor pleasent." Yami Marik sighed. "Needless to say it was pathetic."
"You took the words right out of my mouth." Ryou turned his head to Yami Marik.
"I'll replace them...." Yami Marik mumubled smirking pervertly to himself.
Ryou stared. "What's that?......What have you become today?" He asked.
"/I become nothing but a maniac...My boyfriend is what you WILL become.../" He grinned to himself.
"What were you going to tell me?"
"Aahh nothing just an exuse like when I was exused before Malik's annoying sister came."
"Rrrrright..."
Yami Marik turned his head to the TV and saw a big fat rat with buck teeth and black eyes. "What's this?"
Ryou turned his head to the name Duke called Yami Marik in Battle City the Mind Warping Pycho. "I don't know what it is." he sighed."What did you wanted to ask me?" Ryou asked.
"Aahh yes. You MISS Malik?"
"Er..uh...yes.."
"Yes you don't miss?"
"Yes uh no!" Ryou said hesitately.
"So you do miss him?" Yami Marik said.
"Yes? BESIDES! IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Ryou accused Yami Marik.
"Who me?" Yami Marik pointed to himself.
"Yeah!"
"Awww I'm harmless." Yami Marik smirked.
The TV was singing the Cus Cus theme song. "Cus Cus, He's the one who's filled with adventures! Billy, The friend of Cus Cus. Mother, Billy's mother! Father,the father of Billy! Cus Cus is here to make you smile! Trying to make your day! He comes just in time! The Cus Cus show...CUS CUS!" All the characters of the show popped up from no where and the title 'Cus Cus' appeared over them.
"We're watching this!" Ryou announced.
"No we are not!" Yami Marik disagreeded.
"Yes we are!"
Yami Marik and Ryou began fighting over the control.
~Thirty minutes later...~
After argueing for thirty minutes passed so quickly.The TV showed a blue screen and the fat rat crawled out of a yellow cirlce and waved his tail. "Hoh hoh good-bye! Until next time! Hoh hoh!" The fat rat said the screen showed the sponsers of the show.Ryou turned his head to the TV slowly.
"Now we don't need to see the show." Yami Marik smirked.
"You......" Ryou thought for a moment. "evil person..."
Yami Marik laughed.
~Domino Park~
Bakura was sitting on the bench accompinied by Mokuba Kaiba on the floor with a conversation in place.
"And Alexandria was like 'You don't talk to ME like that!'." Mokuba said in a girl voice.
Bakura rolled his eyes.
Mokuba thought for a moment. "I thought it was funny." He said and opened a pixi stick and eats all the powder colored sugar in one gulp. "Hehehehehe...GRAPE POWER!!!! YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWW!!!!!" He ran away screaming and shouting things about the Table of Apothecaries' weight.
Bakura looked at Mokuba for a while and sighed. He shook his head slowly. "Last thing the world needs is a sugar-high Kaiba brother...screaming about the Table of Apothecaries' weight."
"Hey Bakura." Téa greeted not knowing it was the spirit of the Millenium Ring.
"Hello...."
"Hi!"
"Why are you here with me right at this moment?"
"Er..." Téa blinked and shook her head. "I'm your friend. Sorry about earlier." She sighed. "I was eagered to know." She apologized. "I was wondering this all morning and until the end of the school day." She explained her behavior.
"It's okay." Bakura relunctantly forgived the roof haired teen age girl.
"Thanks!" Téa smiled. "You know this reminds me of a time when I accidently knocked out Joey with a bat! Oh my!It was scary and he was unconcious! It was scary!"
"/This is going to take a LOOONG time. I better cut her off somehow./" Bakura thought not wanting to hear Téa's boring memories with endless friendship speeches.
"Geez I thought this guilt was going to live with me for ever!" Téa waved her arms. "Then I thought hey if I apologize and tell him about all the events that happen while I smacked him with the bat accidently I should say.And I was totally afraid! The next day when I saw Joey not in conciousness and I was so happy!But I was nevrous and not comfortable about any of the things that happened the day before!" She said quickly.
"/Oh Horus if I don't shut her up I'll kill her and I'll be givin away!/" Bakura thought of what he should do to shut up Téa in a Ryou-manner way.
"I was soooooooo going crazy! I didn't know WHAT to do! I should tell him or not?! I thought my head was going to explode and I'll scream my lungs out! I thought this was the most worestest day of my life! Dear me I was totally lost in my worries I didn't notice they were coming right towards me! So I became afraid and I ran away from them! It was like I didn't even wanted to talk to them but I did want to talk to Joey though! Seriously I had a major headache but it wore off at Social Studies! So like I was saying at the end of the day I ran up to Joey and was with Yugi and Tristain. So I walked up to him,right? And I was SO nervous my palms began to sweat! When Joey noticed me 'hi' and I nodded. Then he stared at me and I KNOW that was TOTALLY RUDE OF HIM! Then I thought for a moment but in no second at all I burst out ALL of the things that happened that caused me to accidently smack him with the bat! And you know what?"
Bakura stares.
"Yep! He FORGIVED ME!" Téa squeled like a fan girl. "I gave one of my MOST FAMOUS friendship speeches! Do you know what it is?"
Bakura stares.
"Okay want me to tell you?"
Bakura stares.
"Good! Eh-eh-ehem! WE are all friends! Joey,Tristain,Yugi and I are here on in the best of friends! We might not be the bestest group of friends but we're special in our own way! Do you know how your special,Joey? Well you have a sweet kind heart enough to forgive the tradgety I've done to you yesterday! I shall keep myself more careful for here on in! People make mistakes and people give forgiveness to the ones who make their mistakes that affects them! Do you know why they forgive others? Because FRIENDS will ALWAYS and should ALWAYS forgive their friends! That is the friend-way to be! This day is special for me because of all my special friends! And if I never would of apologized to Joey I thought you would be angry,Joey. You are the greatest bestest coolest forgivenest grandest mautraless friend I would probably or most likely will EVER have in my whole entire life! THUS WE ARE FRIENDS AND WE WILL NEVER BE BROKEN APART FROM ONE INCIDENT!" She smiled. "Well I gotta go Bakura.Ja ne!" Téa walked away happily. "What a nice friend I am! And he too! Forgiving me I know people who don't forgive me...Atleast I'm forgived." She smiled to herself.
Bakura surprisingly still sitting on the bench had glazed eyes and slack jaws, too exhausted from the flow of words even to fidget.He tipped over and fell off the bench.While Téa was smiling to her self Malik's sister Ishizu bumped right into her.
"Hm!? Oh I'm sooooo sorry--Ishizu?" Téa blinked.
"Hm?! Oh! Téa!" Ishizu said covering her mouth. "Sorry." She removed her hands from her mouth. "I wasn't paining much attention to what I was doing."
"Yes,I wasn't either." Téa said sadly.
They both stood there staring at eachother.
"Well this is most awkward." Ishizu said stepping aside Téa. "Good-day Téa Gardner." She nodded and walked away.
"Good-day to you to Ishizu.........Ishizu..." Téa smiled and waved happily as Ishizu walked away.
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Chibi Mousie: Thanks for reading my chapter five. I'm on a roll. I got millions of ideas for this story...and some other stories I'm dieing on...- _-
Reviews please...
5:00 p.m
~Ryou's House~
Ryou sat on the couch thinking of after school how Yami Marik returned when Yugi's yami destroyed him.
"Hikari!" Bakura shouted. "What are you doing..."
"I'm not doing much." Ryou sighed. "I'm just thinking of something."
"Have fun."
"Thank you, I will." Ryou went back to thinking.
Then there was a sudden knock on the door.
Bakura walked to the door and opened it. "Yeah whatta you want?"
"Tomb Robber..." Yami Marik smirked remebering the last time they met.
"Yami Marik" Bakura snarl.
"Tomb Robber!"
"Yami Marik!!"
"Tomb Robber!!!"
"Yami Marik!!!!"
"Tomb Robber!!!!!"
"Yami Marik!!!!!!"
"Ryou." Ryou smiled.
Bakura and Yami Marik turned their heads to Ryou and shook their head.They both looked back at eachother.
"It's you again I thought I destroyed you!"
"Unfortunely you didn't!" Bakura smirked.
"I deliberation it was dreadful unexceptional to be so dishonarable. I was wondering if we could start all onve more." Yami Marik offered.
"Why should I place my confidence in you?" Bakura questioned.
"Because I'm not all that bad anymore."
"Yeah and I stand by Pharoah."
"Your the ironical one too I see."
"I've been."
"Grand."
"I know."
"Well? Do you think accept my proposal?"
"Well...er...I don't know..."
Yami Marik stared at Bakura not taking 'I don't know' for an answer.
"Er fine...maybe.."
"Good!" Yami Marik smirked taking 'maybe' as 'yes'. "Now we can start ALL over again."
"Yeah..ALL OVER again." Bakura sighed knowing he'll regret this.
Yami Marik stood in the door way with that look of evil in his eyes. "Well could I have a word with your hikari, my dear friend Bakura. If that's alright with you." He asked.
"Yeah sure." Bakura said. "I don't care much."
"Yes."Yami Marik nodded. "I know that Tomb Robber."
Ryou stared at Yami Marik.
"I'll go." Bakura sighed walking out the door with a jacket.He glared at Yami Marik.
Yami Marik winked at Bakura and smirked.
Bakura's eye twitched.
Yami Marik watched Bakura walked out the door.He smirked when Bakura left. "Yippie ya yo kai ya." He said saracasticly.
Ryou sat scrunched up at the corner of the couch where he was sitting.
Yami Marik walked over to Ryou."Hello,again my dear friend...Ryou."
Ryou looked up and blinked. "Hello."
Yami Marik slightly tilted his head. "What are you doing?"
"Just.......thinking.....just.......thinking."
"That's good." Yami Marik smirked. "Thinking is good."
Ryou turned his head away and gulped silently.He turned his head quickly back to Yami Marik. "Good?"
"...Sarcasm little white haired one sarcasm..."
"Oh.....Sarcasm." Ryou nodded and noticed Yami Marik calling him little. "LITTLE?! I'm not little!" He said angrly.
"Aww don't get so mad." Yami Marik ruffled Ryou's white hair. "To my point of view you are." He smirked. "And I don't see why it's so bad being called little."
"So bad?" Ryou tilted his head. "I guess."
"Exactly."
"Meanie." Ryou muttered.
"Hey! I'm just as nice as those annoying friends...like...Yogi...or whatever...Yogi Bear."
Ryou giggled thinking Yugi called 'Yogi Bear' was kinda funny.
"Yes. Hilarious. Or...what the other small bear's name...er..Boo boo? Whatever it's not what I wanted to speak about anyways." Yami Marik stood there staring down at Ryou.
Ryou turned his head to Yami Marik. "Oh sit down. If you want to." He offered.
"Gladly." Yami Marik sat down.He sank in the couch. "Sinking couch...ALRIGHT THEN!"
Ryou was confused of what Yami Marik was talking about. "O-kay...Are you just as crazy, as then you were before?"
"Mmmmmmyes....." Yami Marik sighed. "But still...I'm nicer." He lied.
Ryou rememebered the TV was on and he turned his attention to the TV.The TV channel had a bright green background and two skinny men jumping around singing. "The bloody hell is this?" He raised an eyebrow.
"This is just insanity..." Yami Marik turned his eyes to Ryou.
"Oh." Ryou shook his head. "Yes...If you say..."
"Just stupidity." Yami Marik turned his head to Ryou then back to the TV. "What...ARE they doing anyway???" He asked.
"I'm not quite sure." Ryou tilted his head slightly.
"I think they're pitiful,moronic,waistful and retarted." Yami Marik said crossing his arms and staring pitifully at the dumb idiots on the show. "Making a fool outta them selves." He sighed.
"This is completely idiotic." Ryou closed his eyes.
The man with the green hair spiked up was screaming like crazy and the other guy with long red hair played a green and yellow and green stripe eletric guitar.The background became all swirly with red and blue with some green.Ryou and Yami Marik just stared at the TV.
"I-n-s-a-n-i-t-y!" Yami Marik said syllabled.
The screen on TV became black.
"........." Ryou was just seriously disturbed by the TV. "What in the world was that suppose to be about?!"
"Whatever it wasn't interesting...nor pleasent." Yami Marik sighed. "Needless to say it was pathetic."
"You took the words right out of my mouth." Ryou turned his head to Yami Marik.
"I'll replace them...." Yami Marik mumubled smirking pervertly to himself.
Ryou stared. "What's that?......What have you become today?" He asked.
"/I become nothing but a maniac...My boyfriend is what you WILL become.../" He grinned to himself.
"What were you going to tell me?"
"Aahh nothing just an exuse like when I was exused before Malik's annoying sister came."
"Rrrrright..."
Yami Marik turned his head to the TV and saw a big fat rat with buck teeth and black eyes. "What's this?"
Ryou turned his head to the name Duke called Yami Marik in Battle City the Mind Warping Pycho. "I don't know what it is." he sighed."What did you wanted to ask me?" Ryou asked.
"Aahh yes. You MISS Malik?"
"Er..uh...yes.."
"Yes you don't miss?"
"Yes uh no!" Ryou said hesitately.
"So you do miss him?" Yami Marik said.
"Yes? BESIDES! IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Ryou accused Yami Marik.
"Who me?" Yami Marik pointed to himself.
"Yeah!"
"Awww I'm harmless." Yami Marik smirked.
The TV was singing the Cus Cus theme song. "Cus Cus, He's the one who's filled with adventures! Billy, The friend of Cus Cus. Mother, Billy's mother! Father,the father of Billy! Cus Cus is here to make you smile! Trying to make your day! He comes just in time! The Cus Cus show...CUS CUS!" All the characters of the show popped up from no where and the title 'Cus Cus' appeared over them.
"We're watching this!" Ryou announced.
"No we are not!" Yami Marik disagreeded.
"Yes we are!"
Yami Marik and Ryou began fighting over the control.
~Thirty minutes later...~
After argueing for thirty minutes passed so quickly.The TV showed a blue screen and the fat rat crawled out of a yellow cirlce and waved his tail. "Hoh hoh good-bye! Until next time! Hoh hoh!" The fat rat said the screen showed the sponsers of the show.Ryou turned his head to the TV slowly.
"Now we don't need to see the show." Yami Marik smirked.
"You......" Ryou thought for a moment. "evil person..."
Yami Marik laughed.
~Domino Park~
Bakura was sitting on the bench accompinied by Mokuba Kaiba on the floor with a conversation in place.
"And Alexandria was like 'You don't talk to ME like that!'." Mokuba said in a girl voice.
Bakura rolled his eyes.
Mokuba thought for a moment. "I thought it was funny." He said and opened a pixi stick and eats all the powder colored sugar in one gulp. "Hehehehehe...GRAPE POWER!!!! YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWW!!!!!" He ran away screaming and shouting things about the Table of Apothecaries' weight.
Bakura looked at Mokuba for a while and sighed. He shook his head slowly. "Last thing the world needs is a sugar-high Kaiba brother...screaming about the Table of Apothecaries' weight."
"Hey Bakura." Téa greeted not knowing it was the spirit of the Millenium Ring.
"Hello...."
"Hi!"
"Why are you here with me right at this moment?"
"Er..." Téa blinked and shook her head. "I'm your friend. Sorry about earlier." She sighed. "I was eagered to know." She apologized. "I was wondering this all morning and until the end of the school day." She explained her behavior.
"It's okay." Bakura relunctantly forgived the roof haired teen age girl.
"Thanks!" Téa smiled. "You know this reminds me of a time when I accidently knocked out Joey with a bat! Oh my!It was scary and he was unconcious! It was scary!"
"/This is going to take a LOOONG time. I better cut her off somehow./" Bakura thought not wanting to hear Téa's boring memories with endless friendship speeches.
"Geez I thought this guilt was going to live with me for ever!" Téa waved her arms. "Then I thought hey if I apologize and tell him about all the events that happen while I smacked him with the bat accidently I should say.And I was totally afraid! The next day when I saw Joey not in conciousness and I was so happy!But I was nevrous and not comfortable about any of the things that happened the day before!" She said quickly.
"/Oh Horus if I don't shut her up I'll kill her and I'll be givin away!/" Bakura thought of what he should do to shut up Téa in a Ryou-manner way.
"I was soooooooo going crazy! I didn't know WHAT to do! I should tell him or not?! I thought my head was going to explode and I'll scream my lungs out! I thought this was the most worestest day of my life! Dear me I was totally lost in my worries I didn't notice they were coming right towards me! So I became afraid and I ran away from them! It was like I didn't even wanted to talk to them but I did want to talk to Joey though! Seriously I had a major headache but it wore off at Social Studies! So like I was saying at the end of the day I ran up to Joey and was with Yugi and Tristain. So I walked up to him,right? And I was SO nervous my palms began to sweat! When Joey noticed me 'hi' and I nodded. Then he stared at me and I KNOW that was TOTALLY RUDE OF HIM! Then I thought for a moment but in no second at all I burst out ALL of the things that happened that caused me to accidently smack him with the bat! And you know what?"
Bakura stares.
"Yep! He FORGIVED ME!" Téa squeled like a fan girl. "I gave one of my MOST FAMOUS friendship speeches! Do you know what it is?"
Bakura stares.
"Okay want me to tell you?"
Bakura stares.
"Good! Eh-eh-ehem! WE are all friends! Joey,Tristain,Yugi and I are here on in the best of friends! We might not be the bestest group of friends but we're special in our own way! Do you know how your special,Joey? Well you have a sweet kind heart enough to forgive the tradgety I've done to you yesterday! I shall keep myself more careful for here on in! People make mistakes and people give forgiveness to the ones who make their mistakes that affects them! Do you know why they forgive others? Because FRIENDS will ALWAYS and should ALWAYS forgive their friends! That is the friend-way to be! This day is special for me because of all my special friends! And if I never would of apologized to Joey I thought you would be angry,Joey. You are the greatest bestest coolest forgivenest grandest mautraless friend I would probably or most likely will EVER have in my whole entire life! THUS WE ARE FRIENDS AND WE WILL NEVER BE BROKEN APART FROM ONE INCIDENT!" She smiled. "Well I gotta go Bakura.Ja ne!" Téa walked away happily. "What a nice friend I am! And he too! Forgiving me I know people who don't forgive me...Atleast I'm forgived." She smiled to herself.
Bakura surprisingly still sitting on the bench had glazed eyes and slack jaws, too exhausted from the flow of words even to fidget.He tipped over and fell off the bench.While Téa was smiling to her self Malik's sister Ishizu bumped right into her.
"Hm!? Oh I'm sooooo sorry--Ishizu?" Téa blinked.
"Hm?! Oh! Téa!" Ishizu said covering her mouth. "Sorry." She removed her hands from her mouth. "I wasn't paining much attention to what I was doing."
"Yes,I wasn't either." Téa said sadly.
They both stood there staring at eachother.
"Well this is most awkward." Ishizu said stepping aside Téa. "Good-day Téa Gardner." She nodded and walked away.
"Good-day to you to Ishizu.........Ishizu..." Téa smiled and waved happily as Ishizu walked away.
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Chibi Mousie: Thanks for reading my chapter five. I'm on a roll. I got millions of ideas for this story...and some other stories I'm dieing on...- _-
Reviews please...