Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, if I did, I'd be old and rich.

Warnings: implied yaoi, though nothing serious, very light. General weirdness and violent fish scenes.

Alliance members: Bite me. I changed the format so that you prissy little freaks could bear reading it, since this : is a mark of satan to you lot, I suppose now you have nothing to complain about.

oh yeah, and if you think deleting 1,100 stories from the sonic section is 'cool', you are sadly mistaken. You just removed 1,100 people from being able to express themselves on a fanfiction site. Wow.

Be proud.

The day started out much like all of the other days at the Moutou residence. Yuugi was rudely awakened by Yami's rather vivid dreaming.

"TAKE THAT KAIBA!! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!!"

Yuugi sighed and slipped out of bed, thus beginning his morning 'Wake up Yami' ritual. Moving over to his mirror, he set to work on gelling up his hair. When he was done, he changed into his black tank top and black leather pants. No chains today, he didn't want to suit up for no reason. Casually, he lifted up his digital alarm clock, which, incidentally, broke about a year ago, and turned to face Yami. Lifting up the clock, he suddenly brought it down with far too much strength for it to be playful, directly on Yami's head.

"G-good morning," Yami stuttered

"Morning, Yami!" was Yuugi's eager response

The alarm clock buzzed loudly and then blew up.

Ten Minutes later...
Walking downstairs, the duo met with a strange sight. Suguroku was huddled in front of a small TV, his eyes even larger than normal.

"What's wrong, Grandpa?" Yuugi questioned.

"Be silent, Yuugi!" Suguroku responded,"This news affects us directly!"

Suguroku decided to prove his point by turning the volume up to max. Wincing, Yami and hikari alike leaned in to see what the important info was.

Today, a strange sight appeared near Kaiba Corporation. A large fish was said to be floating around in the sky, devouring anyone...(suddenly a light falls in the background)...and anything in it's' wake.

The back drop tears open, revealing a HUGE fish. This fish was rather strange. For starters, it was floating. But it was transparent and peachy in coloration. But the disturbing thing was that people, a light, some magazines, and a dog were stuck inside of it. It had eyes that were very large and oval shaped, and puppy-dog innocent like.

The big fish opened it's huge mouth, and began to shout its' 'important' message.

"Foolish humans!! I am the messenger of the Seemee!! You will give us Yuugi or all of you shall perish and we will tear this city to the ground!"

"NO!!" Yami shouted,"WE CAN'T LOSE YUUGI TO GIANT FISH!! Wait, why would giant fish want you, Yuugi?

Yuugi looked confused as well.

"I....have no idea", Yuugi murmered

Suguroku looked away, a downcast look on his face,"They want my Yuugi because he has a hidden power that is far too great...and horrible."

Scene fades into a memory of when Yuugi was even more Chibi-ish then he is already
Yuugi smiled at Suguroku, who looks exactly like he does now,"Come on Gwandpa! Jus' one mowe chocolate, pwease?"

Suguroku's eye twitched from how utterly adorable Yuugi was,"All right, just one more..."

Yuugi munches down chocolate in one big bite and then smiles, a crazy glint in his huge, violet eyes.

Questioning, Suguroku waved his hand in front of the chibi's face,"Uhhhhh.....Yuugi?!"

Yuugi suddenly flew out the window and started bouncing around, literally demolishing everything he touched. Suguroku fainted, as seeing someone so innocent do so much damage was truly a horrible sight. Suddenly a skyscraper falls and you see Yuugi jump in the air screaming "I WUV WOO COCOLATE!!!"

Suguroku shuddered and turned away."Ever since that day no chocolate is allowed near Yuugi."

Yami stared at his light with a look that could've made even Seto Kaiba laugh.

Yuugi frowned,"I don't remember that..."

Thus ends the first chapter.....again. Boy what a load of....ugh. I can't stand this much longer. Review, but if you say, this story is blah blah blah, I'll report it, I swear to God you will wish you could crawl into the poisoned womb that you came from.