The disclaimer in chapter one still holds for this chapter.

I wish I could've kept my old reviews....it's not fair!

This chapter, as well as probably the rest of the story, will contain extreme Te'a bashing, so I apologize in advance for any anger this might cause.

Joey's house
The TV flickered off with the press of a button. Joey got up and headed to the kitchen. His stomach was growling again, and he wasn't over at a friend's house. This meant that he'd have to make his own breakfast... again.

He turned around to look at his dad, and then wished he hadn't. His father was sleeping on the floor, snuggling a beer bottle, his face flushed from the other sixteen empty bottles scattered about. He began to wonder if the beating he would've received last night would be as bad as the one he'd get tonight. Lucky for him, a two year old could hurt him more than his father could. His good ol' dad was nothing but talk.

Joey groaned and entered the tiny kitchen. He removed a post-it note, and then reconsidered it. He always had to leave the same message,"Going to Yuugi's be back soon". Why waste sticky notes when the same one was on the fridge?

Joey began to make his second breakfast, which consisted of bacon and eggs. He flipped the egg and looked out the window. He saw a Seemee. Joey looked away, and then whirled around in complete shock as the giant fish started to tap at the window. Confused, Joey opened the window a tiny bit.

"Uh, ain't ya gonna jus' bust 'da window open?" Joey asked, looking as surprised as he did when he heard Tristan on Serentiy's phone line.

The seemee looked surprised,"OF COURSE NOT!! I'LL POP IF THAT GLASS TOUCHES ME!!!"

Joey pondered for a second, and then said,"Like a balloon?"

"YES!!!!"

The seemee soon realized his mistake.

Joey grinned and took out a pencil. Laughing maniacally, he threw the window open and poked the giant fish with his wooden pencil. The Seemee exploded in a burst of water. Joey felt like he'd just gone fishing. He certainly smelled like it. He glanced down at the eggs and bacon and choked back a sob. His food was ruined.

Kaiba corp.
The great Seto Kaiba, as he thinks of himself, was furious. He couldn't stand the color pink, and now he was seeing everything with a pink hue. The great King of all Seemee had swallowed him, along with Mokuba and, lucky him, Te'a.

Te'a smiled dumbly at him,"Don't worry! Through the Power of Friendship, we can make our daring escape, Kaiba!"

Kaiba did his famous glare, which doesn't seem to affect stupdity,"Zip it, you cheerleading freak of friends."

Mokuba could be heard snoring in the background.

Kaiba had been sitting there, admiring his own power, with Mokuba sleeping in the corner (after all, Kaiba hadn't allowed them to leave the room until he was done gloating, which takes hours) when he'd spotted the big hideous blob of pink floating towards him. It had a bowl on its head that looked like a two year old had attacked it with glitter and glue, which Kaiba supposed was a crown. The giant blob had then screamed "YOU" so loud that the window shattered, and he swallowed the Kaiba brothers.

The King of all Seemee proudly floated over Domino Square shouting,"NOW! WITH THE AID OF YUUGIS FRIENDS AS HOSTAGES, THE LITTLE ONE WILL HAVE TO SURRENDER HIS MIGHTY POWER!!!"

Te'a stared at the back of the fishes eye.

"The Millennium Puzzle?"

The 'mighty' King responded,"NO!!! HIS SUGAR HIGH!!!"

Kaiba wore a similar expression to Yami's when he heard this odd statement.

Te'a looked positively mortified,"I knew it! We have to warn Yuugi before his Millennium puzzle gets stolen!"

King Seemee was stunned by her lack of intelligence.

"YOU IDIOT!!! I SAID...NEVERMIND!!!"

Kaiba smirked,"Real leaders don't have to scream to get their point across, like ME! Well, then again, you'll need it to get through to cheerleader here."

The fishy blob realized that he needed to get more hostages, so he quickly pulled out his list of people in domino. Reading through it, he looked for whatever names seemed the most out of place, as Yuugi attracted the strangest people, with the strangest names. He smiled as he came to Joey Wheelers' name. That had to be one.

Meanwhile...
Joey had turned into the hero of Domino city. With his pencil, which he had taped to a meter stick, just to ensure his own safety from being swallowed by a Seemee, he was exterminating the giant floating fish with almost too much ease. As he popped another Seemee and saved another group of people, a huge shadow loomed overhead, blocking out the sun.

Joey looked up,"Is 'dat the Goodyear blimp?"

King Seemee roared at the blonde,"NO!! IT IS I, THE KING OF ALL SEEMEE!! Hoppabunny!!"

Kaiba and Joey spoke in unison,"Hoppabunny?!"

Te'a's eyes flew open,"Millennium Puzzle? YAMI!! WHERE!!!"

At this point, Seto and Joey start laughing hysterically from the absolutely stupid name of the fish.

Hoppabunny took this opportunity to swallow Joey, which caused the laughing rivals to slam into each other. Joey was beneath Kaiba and staring straight into his eyes.

Joey stopped in mid-laugh and his face contorted into that of a fierce beast,"GET OFFA ME, KAIBA!!"

Kaiba averted his eyes,"Would if I could, Wheeler, but once we're in his belly, we can't move. I would've used my strength to beat Te'a to a bloody pulp by now if I could."

Joey glared at Kaiba, sarcasm dripping from his voice,"Great."

Well...there's chapter two. Hope you liked it! The difference is actually fairly large, 'cuz i had to do some serious changes for it to make sense outside of the format that it made sense in easier. Don't flame unless you are willing to explain why. If you do otherwise, I'll track you down and ask. No response, no change, get it? Got it? Good.