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Goddesses of fanfiction: I joined 'cause they said "we are trying to remove the 'improper' stories" Which I thought meant the stories that shouldn't even be classified as stories. I deleted one story a long time ago for one reason. The author made it look long by typing "dude" far too many times to count. I swore to teach him/her a lesson, and I did. But, when I saw what the Alliance was doing, flaunting the deletion of 1,100 stories, I snapped. From this day on, I am working on getting them tossed out. I checked around, and the guy who got this story deleted is gone now. I sent an email to the hierarchy, which while they haven't responded, I hope they listened.

Aside from that, a new chapter shall be written! It will be funnier, I hope, and Te'a might be bashed a little bit less....but, I can't be positive!

Yuugi sighed and started to eat his lunch. 'What was Yami THINKING? Bringing me to Ryou's house is like dropping me into a lions den!'

Ryou walked over and sat down next to his best friend.

"You know, Yuugi, it could've been worse. Yami could've dropped you off at Te'as house."

Yuugi smiled,"I guess you're right, I would be torn limb from limb. Besides, you're idea for keeping Bakura away from my millenium puzzle is ingenious!"

Bakura can be seen dangling from the ceiling in a hammock. You could almost say that spider man caught him.

"I think he growled at me!" Yuugi and Ryou shared a giggle before turning on the TV. Ryou stared up and frowned at his Yami. Bakura eyed him before looking away, a hint of sadness showing on his evil face.

Tap tap tap! Tap tap tap!

"I'll get it!" Ryou shouted. He ran to the door and opened it. However, he immediately wished he hadn't.

Yuugi whirled around at the sound of his friend screaming for help. Bakura attempted to do the same, but preceded to rip the hammock open, causing him to fall on his head.

Yuugi and Bakura ran to the door and stopped short.

"Uh, Yami, what are you doing?" Yami was holding Ryou in a choke hold, shaking him with unfettered rage.

"Where is Yuugi, you horrid Tomb Robber?!"

"YAMI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING" Yuugi beat Bakura to shouting at the pharoah, but then the innocent teenager did something unexpected. He threw himself at Yami and began to beat the crap out of him.

Bakura rushed over to Ryou and dragged him away from the brawl, all the while making mental notes of which parts of Yami's body seemed to cause the pharoah more pain when punched.

Yuugi finished with a fierce kick to Yami's side and immediately resumed his innocent behavior, helping Yami up while dusting him off.

"Listen, Yami, I appreciate how much you care about me, but maybe you should stay home."

"....!" Yami fainted from the sheer power of Yuugi's powerful attack, Ryou followed suit, and Bakura rushed over with a pad of paper and a pen, desperate to know Yuugi's grand secret.

Meanwhile, at Domino square....
"TELL ME WHERE YUUGI IS!!!"

"NO"

"TELL ME, OR ELSE I'LL DIGEST YOU!!!"

"Please, I'd be more than happy to help you do that, then I wouldn't have to listen to the mutts' whining."

"ZIP IT KAIBA!!!!"

Joey and Kaiba glared at each other, for lack of any way to fight, and soon started a rather pointless argument.

King Hoppabunny was fuming. How was he supposed to be threatning and find Yuugi with two bitter rivals on top of each other? Not to mention the number one nuisance.....

"mmph! MMPH!!!" Te'a looked terrified, though it was probably for the wrong thing. The insane King swallowed a smaller Seemee and commanded it to duck tape her from head to toe. Now, she was basically quieted, but still stupid.

The tiny Seemee, named Noel, floated over to Mokuba, who looked afraid, and also lacks a real part in the story. Let's give him one!

"Hey, little boy! if you let me swallow you, I can get you out of here!"

"Would you really do that for me?"

"Of course!"

While the King roared at the passing bystanders and the rivals.....rivaled, Noel and Mokuba made their daring escape.

Well, that ends chapter 3. Hey, I just realized that Noel is almost the same as Noah.....I think. Ah well, certainly not as popular as when it started....too bad. 'Till next update!