The screech made him wince. She obviously had been taking lessons from banshees, or his brother in his infinitely bizarre way had decided on a new pet. With a shrug, Vergil went back to polishing one of the many swords his brother had collected over the years.
Then he noted with what could be called vague interest the red, black, and silver streak that blew through the office, laughing for all the world like a rabid hyena. He quirked his eyebrow as he heard the office door slam shut after the streak went through. His brother was fast, he'd give him that. He went back to the chore at hand. Only stopping when he sensed the presence in front of him.
With the same interest he'd shown the streak, he looked up. And bit back a grin. She was soaked from head to toe, and fuming. If anyone could blow smoke out their ears, Trish would be doing it. As it was, she looked as if she'd happily murder something. "Yes?"
"WHERE IS that...that...DEMON SPAWN!" She glared at him.
"That spawn as you so aptly put it, happens to be my brother. But, I've yet to hear a more accurate description." He went back to polishing the sword. Biting back the grin that was fighting its way past his control as she emmited a snarl worthy of a tiger on the scent of a crippled deer. "As to where it--he, is? I've no idea."
Trish got her temper under control, she'd been doused with an entire gallon of water. Not just water, nooooooo, he had to use ICE water. She looked at Vergil, said very pleasantly, "Why do I think you're lying?"
"I wouldn't lie to you now would I?"
She pounced him, and grabbed his shirt, "You'll tell me now, or I'll..." When he looked at her, and smirked, she bared her teeth, "You're in LEAGUE with him! I know you are!" She gave his shirt a tug, "TELL ME!"
"Trish, you're being unreasonable, and while I find this all somewhat disconcerting, and probably far more amusing, I really don't know where he went."
"Men are cowards. All of them." She let go of his shirt, and got off him stiffly, "You two are the worst of them." In a huff she stalked back into the kitchen.